August 24, 2009
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Chew On This, America.
Om nom nom nom.
I spy a Bon Bon.
Why I'm never watching football with my mother again.
Sure there's questions. Then there's questions from the mother.
"Don't forget to wear your helmet!", "Did you wash your jock strap?", "Straighten out your belt!"
Typical lines of a sideline mother.The following quotes take place at the dinner table.
Her: So who's playing?
Me: The Bills.
Her: The Bulls?
Me: No, Buffalo Bills.
Her: Chicago Bulls! I know them.
Me: That's basketball...
Her: Oh.Her: Why do they have to sing the national anthem all the time? Can they skip it? Why are they so serious?
Her: Do they make a lot of home runs?
/I slowly turn my head to her
Her: Stop laughing. I don't think it's funny!Her: How can they run around with their pants so tight?
/Headdesk in 3...2...1....
Comments (188)
OPENING DAY, SON! GET YOUR FANTASY LEAGUE GOING!
lol XD
headdesk picture=perfect
wait, is this an ad? i spy chanel shoes ahahaha
score me an ace! wait, what the deuce?
well, how CAN they with those tight pants??
@assassynative -
I don't think it's an ad, but a visual satire of America's allegiance to name-brand clothing.
I spy alot of cupcake frosting!
Fantasy footbal, I remember the time my husband played that without me knowing. Good times.
LOOOOOOOOOOOLL ur mama is funny hahaha i spy vitamin water in citrus flavor!
LOL @ your mom.
there're enough calories right there to feed an army.
your mama and my mama can be friends... only my mama knows a lot about sports.
your mom = my mom.
on the bright side, those knock-off chanel shoes really compliment her bracelets. work it girlll!
lol. XD oh asians.
wow thats a lotda junkfood its like heaven for me
I really love your mother.
I love how she's wearing Chanel heels.
lol @ tight pants.
xo
He huffed and he puffed, and he blew her house down!
lol, thats funny..... !! .. wish my family would talk at the table.. ehhh .
hahahaha tight pants. lmao
the hell?!?
Hm.. so this is the type of porn you're into.
LOL, your mom is the besssst.
i spy candy...
@naguyin - BWHAHAHHAHHA! Dude, that was funny.
As for your mom, she cracks me up. I don't know much about sports, so she and I might alot of the same questions. I prefer to watch boxing or mixed martial arts.
This post makes me cringe. Just, in general... her son's number is 69 hopefully she is jaded enough.
Kawaii!
Either that's really airbrushed or she has great skin.
good questions if you think about it =D
love your momma
Is it me or does all the junk food around her resembles the flag?
!!!!!!!
WHY are you trying to seduce me? You KNOW how much I love hair!
Most people would find this funny...
I on the other hand, know exactly how you feel. My mexican friend found this one Filipino comedian and thinks he's the funniest thing ever:
Her: "Why aren't you laughing?"
Me: "Because he's just going over what happened this afternoon."
i wonder how much all the food the girl is lying on cost ?
god knows no one will want to eat it now >_<
I wish i was as hot as that fat woman. God look at those folds...mmm..that whore <3
Haha great first picture.
Your mom sounds like mine when I try to talk to her about pretty much anything political.
haha your mom sounds a lot like my sister. i can feel your pain:)
Bills....sigh....
Her: How can they run around with their pants so tight?
MY HERO!
Also... I love how the woman is chubby but has NO CELLULITE. Argh!
Your mom's funny.
that is scary
That pretty much describes America.
And thius post is 1927398126487326573 more awesome because you used a picture of Steven Colbert.
Interesting, when we were child we also painted pics and shick them together, it is a good work to stimulate creative,keep up work!
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