January 4, 2010

  • Camping and the Death of Me.

    So how did my camping trip go? Lets see:

    • Ate half a farm - Check!
    • Gained 10 lbs - Check!
    • Receive 5+ bug bites - Check!
    • Burn a few eyebrows - Check!
    • Rip a few holes in shorts/shirts - Check!
    • Receive first-degree grease burns - Check!
    • Get the squirts - Check!
    • Drive into town to be stared at by the country folk ("Look, Ma! It's one o' dem Ajuns I see on TV!") - Check!
    • Survive a hailing thunderstorm - Check!
    • Almost overturn a canoe down a river rapid - Check!

    Come on now, this is typical camping for me. Though there was some "roughin' it" during my trip, it wasn't soooo bad. When you have an LCD TV and DVD, that is not camping. It's home. In a forest.

    Never gone camping? Live vicariously through me as I share some photos and videos for your viewing pleasure (Please don't pleasure yourself to my pictures, though. Sicko).

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    Yeah, New York does have trees and fields of grass. And not just in Central Park.

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    Ello, neighbor.

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    The river stream a short walk away from our camp site. Yeah, I peed in it.

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    Slobber or river water? Hmmm...

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    LIMEEE!

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    Introducing: Levitating sticks!

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    You know those jokes about smelling like a "wet dog"? Yeah...no joke.

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    I'm Asian. Come on!

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    The "other side of the tracks".

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    Purrrty.

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    Bumper boats on a river rapid? Sure!

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    Evil Eddie up to no good.

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    Surprisingly, it stormed only ten minutes before this photo was taken.

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    Off in the distance they go.

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    Smell mah feet.

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    Exactly how it should be done: by women!

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    Guitar Hero at the WalMart. Total rip-off at $1 a song.

    Canoing


    Doggies!
    Fetch!

    No dogs were harmed during the making of this blog. Though it came close. Numerous times.

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