July 10, 2010
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Never Doubt Paul the Octopus!
Aww! So cute! Until it latches itself onto your eyeballs!That slimy, squirming, seven-legged (I failed math and biology) squishy piece of sushi made a bunch of correct predictions regarding World Cup winners. Is this delicious (when grilled and paired with a nice white wine) sea creature the next Nostradamus? Who knows. All he has to do is accurately predict the following and I'm sure he will be.
When will I find my lost sock?
Who is Chris Brown going to smack next?
Which Xangans are using real photos?
Who's penis is bigger, mine or your mother's?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
When will Jay Leno be funny?
How many LeBron James jerseys have been burned so far?
Who dat?
What's the weather like tomorrow? (It's gon' rain!)
When will Lindsay Lohan show up in the obituaries?
Will there ever be an Asian with more than one strand of body hair?
Who took the last McNugget?!Never doubt the mother-effing octopus! Or he'll jizz some ink and your eyes and loloctopus his way back into the Pacific ocean.
What would you ask Paul the Octopus to answer?
Comments (63)
Where is my penis?
Lebron is the greatest troll ever.
@CaKaLusa -
in your mom
jk jk we coo we coo
when will cakalusa come out of the closet?
That is scary not cute.
What am I having for dinner? Chicken or beef?
When do I win the lottery?
it's nOstradamus
When did paul get so cute?
Is this a real octopus?! :O He's so cute! X3 Kind of looks like an owl :3
@tehbarn -
oops! fixed.
His legs are stubby, the nommiest part. I'll let him live.
If I'm making a huge mistake...
woot octopus om nom nom nom... go spain...
His little extension is so cute....aww....who'd dare to grill this yummy but cute morsel?!
that is one disgusting ass creature!!
I would ask him. Pro-life or Pro-Choice? Lol. Or one of those controversial questions. Creationism or Evolution?
Where do I draw the line between right and wrong?
Where are my pants??
Definitely your mother's penis. You don't need a psychic octopus to tell you that.
who am i?
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