July 12, 2010
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Signs You're Probably Not a Kid Anymore.
Nope. Not fooling anyone here.1. Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it any more.
2. Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.
3. The average 10-year-old doesn't have a clue who the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers are .
4. Being bad is no longer cool.
5. You have friends who have kids.
6. Saturday mornings are for sleeping.
7. You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland.
8. Your parents' jokes are now funny.
9. You have once said, "Watchu talkin' 'bout Willis?"
10. You have owned, and since disowned Michael Jackson's Thriller.
11. Two words: wide-legged pants.
12. Naps are good.
13. Hitting girls is no longer considered flirting.
14. You can't believe you ever deemed Battle Toads "The best game ever".
15. When things go wrong, you can't just yell, "Do-over!"
16. You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.
17. You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.
18. You don't want a BMW because of the insurance premiums.
19. You've bought an album on cassette.
20. You remember seeing Home Alone the movie when it first came out.
21. You look in the surveillance camera monitor at the convenience store, wonder who that guy is standing at the counter with the bald spot, and then realize it is a shot of you from behind.
Damn, I'm feeling old.
Video Shtuff.Rendering a video in summer is like swimming at the beach in winter, you have to be a masochist to do it. Expect a new video tomorrow.
Well how am I supposed to watch my pr0ns stutter-free with this happening?
Dilemma. The things I do for you guys.
Comments (61)
So, how old is everyone?
lololol
22. You don't understand the slang these kids are using these days.
23. You say "these kids" and "these days" lol
Man I wish I could take a nap everyday.
welcome to the club
lol...but my parents' jokes will never be funny
i still have a few kids like quailties, but I guess I am more not a kid *sigh* I didn't want to grow up.
#5, everybody has kids, even those 10 years younger than me.
Okay, ass! Thanks for making me feel even older!
The only one I really don't understand is the wide-legged pants. And I'm 20.
I'm 20. I don't like driving, being bad is overrated, Saturdays are for sleeping in till ten or eleven, hit me and I'll call the police, I bought sunscreen last Thursday, and I enjoy having my 165,000+ miles car because my insurance is really cheap.
I do love PBJ's though.
Man Battle Toads was fun, but freakin' hard!
@Roadlesstaken -
Especially that hover bike stage. UGH!
Atleast instead of masturbating all day, you're having sex all day.
@quasarglow -
Perhaps it was a regional thing.
@CaKaLusa -
That's exactly what I thought of! SO much trial and error. Almost impossible to do with two players.
damn. battle toads definitely was the shit back then. yeesh =___=
nice to know you use vegas pro too
time to upgrade ur ram ay?
My up time is at 60 hours. You gotta stop shutting off so often!
I'm glad that not all those points apply to me :3 teehee
..although more than half do ):
13. Hitting girls is no longer considered flirting.
HAHAHAHa.
great -
it's all true
The day I hit 49 inches was a very sad day. No more Burger King play place for me.
#7 NO WAY! I could still play in those things, but I get tired easily. Maybe cause it's too narrow now
Eww Jncos, can't believe I thought guys looked cute/awesome wearing those. If I see one now I think, "You practicing kendo?"
LMAOOOOOOOO
dammm i miss home alone~~~
I know an 11 year old kid who didn't know how to play super mario ...
mnnnn~ Kids these days are missing out!~
& Naps are the best (:
25, and I pretty much just fulfilled 100% of your criteria for being old.
Depressing... T.T and now I need a nap
I used to think Home Alone was funny as a kid... now I can almost feel their pain.
I had the weirdest dream where i was watching you and michelle phan having sex. and you actually pulled your dick off and used the other side of it.... i wanted to message you about it but this way is so much better :>
11. EW!!
JNCO jeans anyone?
A scarily large # of those apply to me now.....
haha I wonder what kind of things kids these days will list when they reach our age. :O
But I still like to jump on beds,play video games, and I still don't know what to I want to do when I grow up. Doesn't that still make me a kid?
this was freaking hilarious, haha. i'm 23... and i feel old some days.. i legit leave places early to beat the crowds. makes me sound like i'm 60, huh? haha
awesome post.
I'm only 20 and this makes me feel older haha.
Hm, it appears from this list that I am feeling younger than you these days, old man! Re. #13, does the reverse not apply, then? Guys tell me my hitting ways are quite flirty. Psh!
I agree with most of the list except for the naps thing. The last time I napped, I was five.
21 is golden. LOL.
Old enough to understand every single item on your list, damn you. *sigh*
i can't believe you mentioned battle toads.. that game was the best and still is!
1. is ass backwards for me, I used to complain one wasnt enough, now I can barely finish one.
7. I'm 4'10...damn
8. I dont think my moms jokes will ever be funny :-
10. nope, never had it.
11. one word. NO
14. never heard of it...
16. nope, never
17. hell no
20. Nope my first movie theatre exspiriance was Harry Potter...my first one was a little late in life
21. I cant see the cams at work...
yes to 11/21...am I an adult?
584. Damn.
That's a long list of growing old. How depressing!
What chu talkin bout Willis? Battle Toad is the best game everrrr. go double dragon!
I guess I'm not old enough if I only understand half those things (=
okay that last one.. hilaaarious.
I'm 12. Stop hitting on me on my blog or Imma tell my mommy yer a sexual predator!
oh. my. god. Battle Toads....was the sickest game ever hahaha
i'm 16, and i know like half of the stuff on that list. dangg. o__O
Wow.. I'm not even that old but this post sure makes me feel old!
@Aa_bEbE_pHaT_aA -
wtfffffffffffff kinda dream is that? Was it big at least?!
#3,#4 WORD. and jncos hah
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