August 3, 2010

• Rekindling My Love.

  So you recently decided to show up in my life, huh? It's been 12 years since we first met. 5 years since we last spoke, only spotting you here and there once in a while between that. I know a lot of guys are still obsessed with you, even my friends, which makes it even harder for me to talk about this. Yes, I miss pressing your buttons, making you squirm around. Heck, remember that time all my friends and I took turns on you at the same time? Epic.

  
  You've been running through my mind a lot lately.

  But this time's it's different. You got all your fancy facelifts, lost a bit of weight, got sexier in all the right places. And damn it, I won't let you ruin my life again. You won't keep me up at night, sleeping at 5am anymore. Enough is enough!

  I'm uninstalling you!

  

  
  
  So who here is playing Starcraft 2? And most importantly, who wants to get pwned?

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