August 11, 2010
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The Xanga Interview.
I've recently joined a Xanga contest to boost my ego and deflate others as my partner and I demolish the competition. So here are the questions asked, and the epic answers that should make your panties wet and nipples hard.
Part 1: Questions.
Why did you come to Xanga?
It started out after a friend of mine created one back in 2002 (now defunct), and I wanted to make one just to mock him. Well, that didn't turn out the way I wanted and look at where I am now (recycling bottles for a living). But really, I'm here because I heard there were some really hot women here who could be my sugarmama. Hello, ladies.Why do you and your partner make a great bloggy team?
No essay of words and fake friendships can sum up the epic awesomeness of "Team CakaChak". So here is a haiku instead:So, I see you blog.
Chris Brown doesn't support you.
Sonlay and I rule.
C-Breezy approves of Team CakaChak.Part 2: Photos that show you dressing up as your blog. It is a great way to show who you are as a blogger and what your blog is most like.
Does this photo make any sense? Neither does my blog. I'm on a horse.
I'm pretty big in Asia. I'm also pretty big down there; I can't help that I have big feet, damn it.
Women enjoy it when I fondle their goods. I also tend to post numerous photos of boobs for my male demographics (mostly for myself).
Welcome to Cakalusa's Xanga.
Now go vote!
Comments (37)
VOTE OR THIS PUPPY GETS IT!
good shit man... now lets make the others cry because chris brown would want that.
@CaKaLusa -
...well i wouldn't want the poor puppy to suffer
Vote or those puppies get squeezed again lol
@sonychak -
He made Rihanna cry, he'll make others too.
(JK, C-BREEZY!)
That is good stuff.... haha..
vote!
Odd spice
Those descriptive pictures are scary-accurate.
@Lynn1013 -
I concur!
What the f.......
@shatterFocus -
of course not!
@stupid_systemus -
Pop!
@Utoppia@datingish -
hrmm?
i dont know....
You've groped me many times...
Oh this is hard... you're hard to resist. ;p
LOL Excellent application of the boob factor. I shant underestimate your ability to further exploit Xanga's tendency toward sexual deviancy.
@fLiPgUy31O -
Because I care about you.
@Southeast_Beauty -
Must...resist...saying...
But what if you want the puppy to die?
that is one epic boob grab.
@TheTheologiansCafe -
Only if I'm hungry. But usually Saturday is Puppy and Salad night.
@vanedave -
Double fisting, yo!
I hope the husband of the girl whose boob you're holding never sees that photograph.
how on earth do you get away with the stuff you do?
Gives new meaning to "double fisting".
...oh wait. TOO LATE!!!!
@maniacsicko -
A good lawyer and alcohol.
@Mr_Jin -
Werddd!
I try to stay neutral by not voting!!
How could anyone not vote for your fine ass?!? Lol
haha...this is hilarious!
I say Team Chakalusa rolls off the tongue better, but CakaChak has CaKa in it...but who gives a F*ck what I think? haha see ya next round!
NO!
Grand blog!
Remedios caseros bajar peso
lmao! this post was very entertaining. if my day has peaked from this point, i blame you.
HAHA. Oh, boy. Good luck
Boom selectah!
Good luck Nescafe man.
a haiku? win!
ah gosh. i was going to say something about asians being so lucky that they have a wider scope of dopplegangers to impersonate but something about that Chris Brown picture makes me hesitant.
LOL! Funniest post yet?
Nice aviators!
Yay Cakachak! 90% of the reason I'm gonna vote for you guys is cause of that name. Cakachak. Sounds like a pokemon if you ask me.
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