August 21, 2010

  • The Sesame Street Mystery.

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    Later that day...

    http://x37.xanga.com/6fbf45f530431271105252/w216229699.jpgMae: Actually I think I saw RoadlessTaken’s feathers around the corner earlier.
    http://x3d.xanga.com/bc48427243048271105253/w216229700.jpgShillykins: There’s a corner surpassing Sesame Street?! ::wets herself::
    http://x37.xanga.com/6fbf45f530431271105252/w216229699.jpgMae: Yeah, I swear I did.
    http://xfa.xanga.com/f7ef4a6043631271105245/w216229692.jpgSonychak: Okay, let’s go.
    http://xf3.xanga.com/748f466643631271105251/w216229698.jpgCakalusa: Hold on we aren’t dressed yet.
    http://xfa.xanga.com/f7ef4a6043631271105245/w216229692.jpgSonychak: It’s okay FlipGuy31o is naked.
    http://x7a.xanga.com/ffff426043631271105250/w216229697.jpgFlipguy31o: ::Creepy Smile::

    ::Everybody walks down to the corner of Sesame Street::


    http://xf3.xanga.com/748f466643631271105251/w216229698.jpgCakalusa: Holy crap, there are feathers everywhere.
    http://x3d.xanga.com/bc48427243048271105253/w216229700.jpgShillykins: Ew! He must be naked too.
    http://xf3.xanga.com/748f466643631271105251/w216229698.jpgCakalusa: ::Imagines RoadlessTaken naked::
    http://xfa.xanga.com/f7ef4a6043631271105245/w216229692.jpgSonychak: You f*cker.
    http://x37.xanga.com/6fbf45f530431271105252/w216229699.jpgMae: Hey look there’s a lid.
    http://x7a.xanga.com/ffff426043631271105250/w216229697.jpgFlipGuy31o: Isn’t that DearRicky’s lid?
    http://xbf.xanga.com/4a5f77f530430271105247/w216229694.jpgVaneDave: F*ck DearRicky.
    http://xfa.xanga.com/f7ef4a6043631271105245/w216229692.jpgSonychak: Holy crap! Where did you come from?
    http://xbf.xanga.com/4a5f77f530430271105247/w216229694.jpgVaneDave: Sorry. One of my hoes work this corner so I had to come by and collect my money. One slutty dollar, two slutty dollar…HA! HA! HA!
    http://xf3.xanga.com/748f466643631271105251/w216229698.jpgCakalusa: Well, crap did you see him?
    http://xbf.xanga.com/4a5f77f530430271105247/w216229694.jpgVaneDave: Yeah, he was rolling in his trash can earlier three blocks down.
    http://x3d.xanga.com/bc48427243048271105253/w216229700.jpgShillykins: ::wets herself again::
    http://xfa.xanga.com/f7ef4a6043631271105245/w216229692.jpgSonychak: Well, lets go!

    ::Everybody walks three blocks down and finds a huge junkyard::


    http://xf3.xanga.com/748f466643631271105251/w216229698.jpgCakalusa: I am guessing they are in there.
    http://x3d.xanga.com/bc48427243048271105253/w216229700.jpgShillykins: Looks scary.
    http://xf3.xanga.com/748f466643631271105251/w216229698.jpgCakalusa: Hold on. I know what to do. ::Blows vuvuzela::
    http://x37.xanga.com/6fbf45f530431271105252/w216229699.jpgMae: What was the point of that?
    http://xf3.xanga.com/748f466643631271105251/w216229698.jpgCakalusa: Nothing, I just wanted to blow it.
    http://xfa.xanga.com/f7ef4a6043631271105245/w216229692.jpgSonychak, FlipGuy31o, Cakalusa: BROFIST!

    http://xbf.xanga.com/4a5f77f530430271105247/w216229694.jpgVaneDave: Hey, look I see RoadlessTaken. He’s tied up and knocked out.
    Everyone: REALLY?!
    http://xbf.xanga.com/4a5f77f530430271105247/w216229694.jpgVaneDave: Yeah, I can spot that huge head anywhere.
    Everyone: Ohhh yeahhhhh!
    http://x7a.xanga.com/ffff426043631271105250/w216229697.jpgFlipGuy31o: BROFIST?!
    http://xfa.xanga.com/f7ef4a6043631271105245/w216229692.jpgSonychak: No…
    http://x7a.xanga.com/ffff426043631271105250/w216229697.jpgFlipGuy31o: Oh come on… ::waves fist::
    http://xfa.xanga.com/f7ef4a6043631271105245/w216229692.jpgSonychak: …Alright, fine… ::brofists::
    http://x37.xanga.com/6fbf45f530431271105252/w216229699.jpgMae: So what should we do?
    http://xf3.xanga.com/748f466643631271105251/w216229698.jpgCakalusa: I know! ::detaches vuvuzela and throws it at RoadLessTaken::
    http://xe0.xanga.com/495f706643630271105246/w216229693.jpgRoadlesstaken: Ow!
    http://xeb.xanga.com/72cf61f450433271105249/w216229696.jpgDearRicky: Hey what are you guys doing here?!
    http://xbf.xanga.com/4a5f77f530430271105247/w216229694.jpgVaneDave: F*ck you DearRicky!
    Everyone: Calm down VaneDave.
    http://xbf.xanga.com/4a5f77f530430271105247/w216229694.jpgVaneDave: Okay sorry, f*ck Jersey!


    http://xfa.xanga.com/f7ef4a6043631271105245/w216229692.jpgSonychak: Hey, give us RoadlessTaken back!
    http://xeb.xanga.com/72cf61f450433271105249/w216229696.jpgDearRicky: No!
    http://xf3.xanga.com/748f466643631271105251/w216229698.jpgCakalusa: Why?!
    http://xeb.xanga.com/72cf61f450433271105249/w216229696.jpgDearRicky: My nurse is on vacation for a week right now and I need a new nurse!
    http://x7a.xanga.com/ffff426043631271105250/w216229697.jpgFlipGuy31o: But why him?
    http://xeb.xanga.com/72cf61f450433271105249/w216229696.jpgDearRicky: Because he has lady like features.
    http://xfa.xanga.com/f7ef4a6043631271105245/w216229692.jpgEveryone: Aww yeah, you’re right!

    http://xfa.xanga.com/f7ef4a6043631271105245/w216229692.jpgSonychak, http://x7a.xanga.com/ffff426043631271105250/w216229697.jpgFlipGuy31o, http://xf3.xanga.com/748f466643631271105251/w216229698.jpgCakalusa and http://xeb.xanga.com/72cf61f450433271105249/w216229696.jpgDearRicky: BROFIST!

    Story by Sonychak
    Imaging by Cakalusa


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