August 24, 2010
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Texts from an Asian Mother #3
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Mom: help [have] fun in the city, you party animalMom(on using a perfectly fine sleeping bag from just 8 years ago): that's a baby one ... you used that when you were a little kid
Me: I'll be fine.Mom: mucho to do
Mom: dun tell me that you're still consider yourself a kid
Mom: I'm skeptical about going on a cruise 'cuz I can't see myself being couped up in the big ship doing the same thing for 7 days ... but I'll try anything (almost) once
Mom: Eating dinner tonight?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: rice over rice ??
Me: ehh..?
Mom: oh, I've gotta be specific ..... white rice over white rice
Me: yes
Mom: kMom: Not going out tonight?
Me: Nope.
Mom: WOW !!! I'm speechless !!!
Me: yeah...Mom: huhmn ..... late hitting the sack last nite resulting to a late rise this a.m. ?? Everything ok ??
Mom: my nickname is "Chris's personal Go-For"
Me: Won't be having dinner tonight.
Mom: to the city ??
Me: local
Mom: leaving me home alone againnnnnnnnnnnn
(6 hours later)
Me: Nevermind. I'll be home tonight.
Mom: You change your mind like us girlsMom: I bought you cherries
Me: I don't like cherries that much.
Mom: these are BING cherries ... crunchy and juicy and sweet!
Me: okayMom: The oatmeal should still be nice and hot .... made it this morning .... the way you like it .... but you might need to add a pack or two sugars to sweeten it more .... Dada can't take much sugar in his system
Me: Thanks.(About internet use at work)
Mom: they know exactly when you're on/off and the details of your internet use .... I trust you'll do the right thing for yourself, kiddo.Mom: my work ethic was taught by the school ....
Me: What school?
Mom: oldMom: always afraid that I'm doing enough .... DaDa always said that they pay me $1.00 for a $2.00 job. I just feel that I can't lose for doing more instead I learn from helping others ... it's a win win !
Mom: be careful and dun get toooo friendly w/ liquor either. liquor is only good when consumed moderately. Dun ever abuse it
Mom: Dun you ever 4get that mom & dada love you !!
Mom: It's another HOT day
Mom: Brand new start for each new day
Mom: we'll give it our best efforts to do the right things today so we have no regrets tomorrow .....
Mom: I'm sure you have a good head on your shoulder ..... have a great day !!
Mom: my eyes are bleeding! from starring at the computer alllllll day
Mom: the water cooler facing our side is empty, and I was noisy and looked inside and saw that there something GREEN growing on the in parts ... gross ... don't get water from there no more ... go check it out yourself ... but don't make a scene though. it looks like algie
Me: I believe you
Mom: the green stuff growing on the plastic liner in our fish pond ... did I spell it right ...
Me: algae
Mom: awww ... off by one letterMom: I have to stop by the mall this weekend.
Me: Me too. I need new shorts.
Mom: so we have a date
Me: yahhh...Mom: I'm sleepy la. desperately in need for yoga to perk up these old bones
Have you received any interesting text messages lately from your family?
Comments (59)
I'm out of txts!
Awww. A date.
LOLOL this cracked me up, I hope I don't sound like this when I'm texting my son in college! Love it.
aww.your mom loves you so much!! =)
Can I please please please have your mom??? Granted...your mom sounds a whole like mine.....hmm...I wonder if my mom is secretly asian?
Your mom's the cutest. I still want to go drinkinnnng with her!
lol. nice!
You change your mind like us girls.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Your mom sounds fun... most of my interesting texts from mom are ... just ... --odd-- . If not down-right insulting. (I try not to brag about those ones, though)
lol. i want to ber friend.
Mom: my work ethic was taught by the school ....
Me: What school?
Mom: old
Oh man. That was just great.
your mom is sweet. I like how she included la in the last text lol
hahaha
@B2yan_C - that was my fav one too!
I think I'm going to use that old school joke now. your mom's funnay.
I love the liquor one
aww you have a date with your mom - uber cute. Maybe you should use her as your wing woman to pick up chicks 
Haha at one point she started sounding like a fortune cookie.
Can I be friends with your mom?
Also, stop disguising yourself as hot girls with these profile pics. I keep thinking I have hot girls as friends, but then I click on them and arrive to your page... -___-
=P
dont forget, your mom and dada love you
hhaha. be nice to your mom. she bought you BING cherries
My mom works for the government and is the boss of the distribution of money for their agents. When she gets overwhelmed or tired of hearing people bother her she goes to the bathroom and texts us shes hiding out and goes off about the idiots she works for..
your mom needs to go drinking with me some more.
@mycontinuity -
wooho!
@shatterFocus -
mom swap!
@misajour -
you had many chances!
@stupid_systemus -
she can be fob at times
@hodtos -
i'll have to charge you for those jokes!
@kinamorata -
definitely won't any time soon!
@Roadlesstaken -
right? hopefully not as fattening.
@xkthily -
are you saying I'm not hot? COME ON!
@imgoingto____FLY_x -
bing...very true.
@sw33tw3asl3 -
that's the life.
Haha aww your mum is sweet!
luckily ive never taught my mom how to use texting function
Haha.. Man i wish my mom would just text me instead of talking on the phone with me...
Your mom's awesome & hilarious. (Y)
Text me so I can share!
how cutee
as much as I try to avoid it, I know I'll be that asian mother one day, lol!
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE these text posts from your mom.... almost as much as I love Kevjumba's dad on youtube.
lol
ejercicios para bajar de peso
Mom: my work ethic was taught by the school ....
Me: What school?
Mom: old
EPIC!
Thank god my mom doesn't know how to text message.
Do you live at home? She makes it sound like you live super friggin' far away from her.
Awww how cute...your mom and "dada" loves you
and no..haven't gotten any texts from anyone in the family recently.
WTF your mom is awesome, hahaha....
your mom is so cute! She's like a best friend. Can I hang out with her too?
your mom is adorable. she sounds kind of like mine.
can i meet her?
your mom is too cute
whatta kid
A son texting his mother so much... No good can come of it.
Jeeze, you have it good. You're mom's so adorable. All my mom and I usually do over text or over phone.. or at all really, is fight.
haha. your mom's the best!
Mom: my work ethic was taught by the school ....
Me: What school?
Mom: old
BEST LINE EVER.
AW! "these are BING cherries" Made me giggle. Sounds like something my Mom would say.
HAHAH you neeeed to submit this on http://www.mymomisafob.com
A++++
How old is your mom? I like how you give short responses compared to her. ;P
we seldom converse over the phone
i apologized to mad for something that i did and he said:
Daddy : Das ok dont worry be hapi
Your mom is awesome.
My cousins/ brother are the only family members that text me. My mom just hands me her phone when she gets texts and asks me to get rid of them. I don't know whether I'm lucky or unlucky that my parents don't know how to text!
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO!!!!!!!!!! Mother in law is the cutestttttttt hahahahahahahahahah she has too many classic lines that just made me LMAOLMAO!
Lol!
LMAO!! I died at the "old school" part. ahahahahahaha!!!
The text I got today was "lost".... >.< /facepalm. My Mum, the Ultimate Self-Proclaimed Directions Queen *rolls eyes* apparently couldn't read a map... I'm trying to get her to Joe's Ginger on Pell street... and she ends up circling Columbus Park... WITH THE MAP IN HER HANDS!! <,< That and she wouldn't answer the damn phone when I called her 5 times to see where she was... ahniahweiiii...
Lol your mother is awesome
Your mom is a beast for that old school one
I wanna be just like her when I grow up <3
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