You are so bad. Lol. If I were a guy, I personally wouldn't do a chick if she was butt-ugly, regardless of the fact that she has a 'poontang'. So by your definition, ugly chicks get laid too?
That gave me the best laugh I've had in a while XD
For a second I thought this was going to be Clinton Portis vs. Ines Sainz!
lol... this actually makes a VERY good point. i'm somewhat impressed.
theis iz a gud vun
lmao! good one.
This post ended up being a bit more smarter in reasoning than I thought.
Rotfl! This was great and his ^ comment is so true!
I remember having a friend say:
"A man getting laid is like being up to bat at the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, your team down by 3, having a left handed pitcher toss a 95 mph fastball at you with 2 outs and you hit it out of the park for a home run.
And a woman getting laid is like putting on batting gloves."
I am glad you wrote this and helped us get in tune with the struggles of a manwhore.
This post changed my life, but I still call everyone a "slut".
ROFLcopter! XD
I had to lol.
lol!!! I have to say, you don't have to be good looking and have a huge cock to be a man whore. But yeah, generally you do- my ex wasn't the best looking dude and he fucked everything in sight (why they let him, idk) yeahhhh. lol
LOL!
who do you think the ugly manwhore sleeps with? the ugly sluts. it all works out beautifully. gimme a break. women can have low standards too
I got a great laugh out of this.
this is my favorite thing ever
@Southeast_Beauty - An intelligent manwhore knows that the barrier of female ugliness will vanish upon the application of the three dissolving agents: desperation, alcohol, and the "off" switch for the lights.
i gotta say I agree.. Very good thinking .. ill make you a grilled cheese for this
This is one of the funniest post I think I have read to date. I so love this!!!
If I wasn't so bitter this would be funny.
.....you actually have a point.
But DAMMIT, I shall NOT back that sandwich!
I finally have a reasonable argument when people question my manwhoreness. Thank you.
Hahaha.
this is absolutely depressing. D:
Hahaha fantastic.
Believe it or not, they just highlighted studies on the radio that say the so-called unwanted fat-ass males perform longer[better] in bed than the typical lean/fit manwhore types...so STFU!
sorta sounded like something "PETAH CHOW!" would've said.. lol
this entry speaks the troof
heeheehee in some weird twisted way it does make sense
@remiblanc0 - Search online--Turkish study; there's multiple articles on it circulating worldwide, ha. "The research says, while the slim men leave women less than satisfied in bed with average of just 1.8 minutes, men with excess body fat can last an average of 7.3 minutes during sex." Due to oestradiol levels, less likely for premature endings, etc. So they may be panting more and sweatier, but hey, it still works out better for them, apparently.
@remiblanc0 - Depends on context--what you are counting as time. And remember, it's an average--some much longer, some may be shorter in time. Ha, I won't claim to be a personal expert by any means. The end!
It's is the absolute TRUTH! SO FUCK YOU SLUTS FOR CALLING US MANWHORES!
Yeah you whiny bitches now jump on my big cock while I eat my sandwich you made for me! I liked this, well put together. Good post.
hahaha, good point. But get your own Sammich!
I have seen some ugly man-whores....
Your sandwich? In bed (= now go get it.
haha ^^ made my day
This is what I've been trying to tell people.
what about transexuals and shemales?
Glad you clarified the difference cause I was just calling them giggilos or newspaper escorts
Your artwork needs improvement.
This is true, and guys do have to work a lot harder for it. Still, regardless of gender, if you sleep around, you're a slut. It's not a proud accomplishment.
lol... thank you for the explanation!
lol
HAHAHA. Dammit. WIN!
These words should be etched into golden tablets and placed high upon a mountain top.
of course tomato soup is a given
So...are you a manwhore?
omg epic!
hahahahahaha!
LOL
Wow...that does make sense..but I can't stop laughing about it. It's still so wronggggggg lol
So i'm not the best looking (well so I think but so do many other women even some who are in fact beautiful) and i've been with 20 guys yeah some were ugly but some were not . I was telling this one guy recently that i've been with that many and he goes oh that's not bad i've been with plently more women than that. But I said yeah well to me that is a lot cause it was in a 6month time frame and now i've been with my husband for the last 8 years. But this guy use to be a manwhore he went into a coma and didn't come out the same he told me I wouldn't of had a chance cause he has been with 10's but it was nice to hear that 20 was not a lot no matter how long it took me to accumulate that many. Have a nice day
hahaha wow man. i like it. feels good to read this while taking my daily shit.
so all I need is a vagina and I'm all set.
lol!
If I was a guy, I'd be a manwhore. =D
lol i can't believe that i am actually agreeing and seeing the logic in this!
ok, so where's my sammich?
i wish i could be a manwhore!
sounds like some serious vagina envy going on here.
WIN of EPIC proportions.
Do men in the porn industry not count as man whores? Because there are countless women who have slept with Ron Jeremy and he's beyond disgusting.
GENIUS. No one can argue against this successfully.
Sure it's easier for women to get laid, but we shouldnt be looked down upon because of it. if we wanna go have as sex with random guys we shouldnt be degraded and men be congradulated.
We all want some too...
This might be the best post I've ever read.
Ever.
In my entire life.
I really liked this.
Aren't most manwhores called douchebags...like John Mayor?
Also if I guy were to approach a girl and say "Can we fuck?" most girls would say no...whereas if a girl says it...guys only think about one thing only....so that is why when a girl gets a guy...society looks down on them...because it is so easy...
ROFL
not necessarily. you just need shit-tons of money and you can be a manwhore with any choice of kore-- er, vie-- er... anyway. yeahh....
lol...
This is one of the best things I've seen on Xanga. And very true.
LOL I must say do have somewhat of a point... I just dont agree, but makes some sense... pretty funny lol
Ahahaha.
Men are objectified just as much as women, but they're always put as the victims.
Wheat bread please.
good stuff
whoa! great ass post!
This made my week! lmao
If you have a key, and it opens up a bunch of locks. It's a master key. If you have a lock that opens up to any key you put in it. Then that's a pretty shitty lock then isn't it?
Hahahaha.
Aww, poor manwhores...
That is actually, moderately, in the most offensive way, a legit point. Most of the sluts I know are ugly, while my sweet, endearing, albeit unattractive, male friends can't get any. HA.
Xanga post of the YEAR!
I wish I read this one earlier this morning when I needed the laugh. This entry is so true
The main similarity between manwhores and sluts is not the sex,it is the shameless self-vindication that they seek. Everything else is different, and, even though you were doing this to be funny, I'm kind of glad you sketched this out for the world to see. But I'm not bringing you a sandwich.
you are brilliant, come teach a class at my university please.
This is hilarious...and actually *blush* makes sense...kind of. haha I'm impressed...got me some learnin'.
Niceeeeeee. HAHA
loll~~
love the blog! lol
Truth hurts!
SO very true!
Favorite. Post. Ever.
My husband laughed his ass off at this!!
Best post ever! It shuts up any woman complaining about this double standard (blindly -- mind you -- it's still a wrong double standard, per se) without understanding the reasoning from a guy's point-of-view on why it's congratulatory for a man to sleep around -- and that is becomes he has many barriers to overcome to be a "manwhore".
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No, seriously. Where's my sandwich?
You are so bad. Lol. If I were a guy, I personally wouldn't do a chick if she was butt-ugly, regardless of the fact that she has a 'poontang'. So by your definition, ugly chicks get laid too?
That gave me the best laugh I've had in a while XD
@Southeast_Beauty -
He's saying men are desperate to get laid. Doesn't apply to some men, but the majority will. That's why prostitution exists. Sad, but true =/
The man brings up an excellent point.
so....what's the difference again? =P And you only get a sandwich if you're the filler.
make me a sammich cakaloser <3
Probably why I don't hold it against men who sleep around. Just wouldn't date a guy like that. ..
@Southeast_Beauty -
ugly people with ugly people!
@Shavanna -
@stupid_systemus -
tis tis!
@AmeSoeur -
men rule!
@Utoppia@datingish -
oh come on!
@petitetokio -
you first. IN YO CORNER!
p.s. when you leaving?
@misajour -
yeah...curse those guys!
For a second I thought this was going to be Clinton Portis vs. Ines Sainz!
lol... this actually makes a VERY good point.
i'm somewhat impressed.
theis iz a gud vun
lmao! good one.
This post ended up being a bit more smarter in reasoning than I thought.
Rotfl! This was great and his ^ comment is so true!
I remember having a friend say:
"A man getting laid is like being up to bat at the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, your team down by 3, having a left handed pitcher toss a 95 mph fastball at you with 2 outs and you hit it out of the park for a home run.
And a woman getting laid is like putting on batting gloves."
I am glad you wrote this and helped us get in tune with the struggles of a manwhore.
This post changed my life, but I still call everyone a "slut".
ROFLcopter! XD
I had to lol.
lol!!!
I have to say, you don't have to be good looking and have a huge cock to be a man whore. But yeah, generally you do- my ex wasn't the best looking dude and he fucked everything in sight (why they let him, idk) yeahhhh. lol
LOL!
who do you think the ugly manwhore sleeps with? the ugly sluts. it all works out beautifully. gimme a break. women can have low standards too
I got a great laugh out of this.
this is my favorite thing ever
@Southeast_Beauty - An intelligent manwhore knows that the barrier of female ugliness will vanish upon the application of the three dissolving agents: desperation, alcohol, and the "off" switch for the lights.
i gotta say I agree.. Very good thinking .. ill make you a grilled cheese for this
@franksabunch -
Jets Jets Jets!
@LadyLuck7 -
Somewhat? Pfft!
@Roadlesstaken -
GUNBLADE!
@remiblanc0 -
great analysis
@TheTheologiansCafe -
Manwhores unite!
@PervyPenguin -
Sluts R Us!
@ohletitbe -
Poor guy (or girls?).
@hilaw -
Women tend to be a bit more selective, methinks?
@gilly_owens -
@theboneofcontention -
@huestar -
@ThePrince -
Why thank ya!
@lilcletus543 -
Isn't it?
@samib121 -
Side of tomato soup, please?
This is one of the funniest post I think I have read to date. I so love this!!!
If I wasn't so bitter this would be funny.
.....you actually have a point.
But DAMMIT, I shall NOT back that sandwich!
I finally have a reasonable argument when people question my manwhoreness. Thank you.
Hahaha.
this is absolutely depressing. D:
Hahaha fantastic.
Believe it or not, they just highlighted studies on the radio that say the so-called unwanted fat-ass males perform longer[better] in bed than the typical lean/fit manwhore types...so STFU!
@darkoozeripple -
I interpret this post as: men=desperate, women=have high standards. So, I'm really not complaining at all. Lol.
Hahahahhahsdf. Goddamn. There goes my argument.
@Shopgirl0393 -
Wait whaaaaa link?
sorta sounded like something "PETAH CHOW!" would've said.. lol
this entry speaks the troof
heeheehee in some weird twisted way it does make sense
@remiblanc0 - Search online--Turkish study; there's multiple articles on it circulating worldwide, ha. "The research says, while the slim men leave women less than satisfied in bed with average of just 1.8 minutes, men with excess body fat can last an average of 7.3 minutes during sex." Due to oestradiol levels, less likely for premature endings, etc. So they may be panting more and sweatier, but hey, it still works out better for them, apparently.
@Shopgirl0393 -
1.8 minutes and 7.3 minutes? Is it me or do those numbers seem absurdly low? I hear the average is like 30 min to an hour for most men no?
@Roadlesstaken -
yea i agree, it's more clever than i thought.
ROFLMAO
ultimate slut!
hahahaha
@remiblanc0 - Depends on context--what you are counting as time. And remember, it's an average--some much longer, some may be shorter in time. Ha, I won't claim to be a personal expert by any means.
The end!
It's is the absolute TRUTH! SO FUCK YOU SLUTS FOR CALLING US MANWHORES!
Yeah you whiny bitches now jump on my big cock while I eat my sandwich you made for me! I liked this, well put together. Good post.
hahaha, good point. But get your own Sammich!
I have seen some ugly man-whores....
Your sandwich? In bed (= now go get it.
haha ^^ made my day
This is what I've been trying to tell people.
what about transexuals and shemales?
Glad you clarified the difference cause I was just calling them giggilos or newspaper escorts
Your artwork needs improvement.
This is true, and guys do have to work a lot harder for it. Still, regardless of gender, if you sleep around, you're a slut. It's not a proud accomplishment.
lol... thank you for the explanation!
lol
HAHAHA. Dammit. WIN!
These words should be etched into golden tablets and placed high upon a mountain top.
of course tomato soup is a given
So...are you a manwhore?
omg epic!
hahahahahaha!
LOL
Wow...that does make sense..but I can't stop laughing about it. It's still so wronggggggg lol
So i'm not the best looking (well so I think but so do many other women even some who are in fact beautiful) and i've been with 20 guys yeah some were ugly but some were not
. I was telling this one guy recently that i've been with that many and he goes oh that's not bad i've been with plently more women than that. But I said yeah well to me that is a lot cause it was in a 6month time frame and now i've been with my husband for the last 8 years. But this guy use to be a manwhore he went into a coma and didn't come out the same he told me I wouldn't of had a chance cause he has been with 10's but it was nice to hear that 20 was not a lot no matter how long it took me to accumulate that many. Have a nice day
Totally makes sense!
@mycontinuity -
Well that's an easy answer haha
Why can't men AND women just be whores?
hahaha wow man. i like it. feels good to read this while taking my daily shit.
so all I need is a vagina and I'm all set.
lol!
If I was a guy, I'd be a manwhore. =D
lol i can't believe that i am actually agreeing and seeing the logic in this!
ok, so where's my sammich?
i wish i could be a manwhore!
sounds like some serious vagina envy going on here.
WIN of EPIC proportions.
Do men in the porn industry not count as man whores? Because there are countless women who have slept with Ron Jeremy and he's beyond disgusting.
GENIUS. No one can argue against this successfully.
Sure it's easier for women to get laid, but we shouldnt be looked down upon because of it. if we wanna go have as sex with random guys we shouldnt be degraded and men be congradulated.
We all want some too...
This might be the best post I've ever read.
Ever.
In my entire life.
I really liked this.
Aren't most manwhores called douchebags...like John Mayor?
Also if I guy were to approach a girl and say "Can we fuck?" most girls would say no...whereas if a girl says it...guys only think about one thing only....so that is why when a girl gets a guy...society looks down on them...because it is so easy...
ROFL
not necessarily. you just need shit-tons of money and you can be a manwhore with any choice of kore-- er, vie-- er... anyway. yeahh....
lol...
This is one of the best things I've seen on Xanga. And very true.
@Roadlesstaken - lol
@TheTheologiansCafe - lol
lol lol lol lol lol
manwhore i am then.
true
LOL I must say do have somewhat of a point...
I just dont agree, but makes some sense... pretty funny lol
Ahahaha.
Men are objectified just as much as women, but they're always put as the victims.
Wheat bread please.
good stuff
whoa! great ass post!
This made my week! lmao
If you have a key, and it opens up a bunch of locks. It's a master key. If you have a lock that opens up to any key you put in it.
Then that's a pretty shitty lock then isn't it?
Hahahaha.
Aww, poor manwhores...
That is actually, moderately, in the most offensive way, a legit point. Most of the sluts I know are ugly, while my sweet, endearing, albeit unattractive, male friends can't get any. HA.
Xanga post of the YEAR!
I wish I read this one earlier this morning when I needed the laugh. This entry is so true
The main similarity between manwhores and sluts is not the sex,it is the shameless self-vindication that they seek. Everything else is different, and, even though you were doing this to be funny, I'm kind of glad you sketched this out for the world to see. But I'm not bringing you a sandwich.
you are brilliant, come teach a class at my university please.
This is hilarious...and actually *blush* makes sense...kind of. haha I'm impressed...got me some learnin'.
Niceeeeeee. HAHA
loll~~
love the blog! lol
Truth hurts!
SO very true!
Favorite. Post. Ever.
My husband laughed his ass off at this!!
Best post ever! It shuts up any woman complaining about this double standard (blindly -- mind you -- it's still a wrong double standard, per se) without understanding the reasoning from a guy's point-of-view on why it's congratulatory for a man to sleep around -- and that is becomes he has many barriers to overcome to be a "manwhore".
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