October 13, 2010
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Texts from an Asian Mother #4.
For previous installments: 1, 2, and 3. Is it sad that I've made this many posts about my mother texting me? Oy vey!
Mom: I gave you the upper part and save the tail end for my dinner for tomorrow when I'm home alone
Me: should've gave it to me then
Mom: no .... I always save the BEST for you, remember ??
Me: right right. ty.Mom: DaDa gave mE an usb, ubs (finger) with pics... but I dunno how to plug it in to my desktop .... can you upload and email to me ??
Mom: soddy charlie brown!
Me: Cancelled dinner. Going to eat at home.
Mom: nothing for you okay
Me: !?!?
Mom: changing your mind as quickly as us gals.Mom: Thank you ..... you're our life saver!!! now Dada can sleep and hopefully his blood pressure won't shoot up skyhigh
Mom: no lunch to prepare for tomorrow ...we're just gonna clean up the left overs in the fridge tonight .... no cooking ... needed a break !!
Mom: to the big apple ?? you party animal !!
Me: Not gonna go to the city tonight. Will be having dinner.
Mom: thk you for not making mE the official house sitter tonight
Me: uh huh
Mom: I've holding down the fort while you're out there having fun ....Mom: If you had taken the allergy medicine yesterday like I told you, you wouldn't be blowing your trumpet
Mom: The two little egg whites can calm your hunger from protesting ?? the banana and cantalope can come to your rescue when your hunger is acting up
Do you get random/embarrassing texts from your parents? Share some of yours!
Comments (187)
/facepalm
My parents sends me blank messages all the time, so I call them up and they'll ask why I'm calling? FML O_o
once i txt'd my boy if he wanted to smoke some killer and after i hit send, i realized i had just sent it to my mom.
i took a screen of it too.. funny shit. ill upload it on my xanga
hahaha. my dad just got a texting plan like three months ago... *sigh* he doesn't bother me, but i'd rather him just call me half the time instead of asking me to pick up bread and milk in a text, and then me not checking my phone until i'm on my way home. there's a time and a place for everything D:
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lmao
im glad my parents can't text whew they sjust scold me over the phone or ask me stupid questions
from a third person perspective, your mom is AWESOME. lol but im sure it drives you crazy.
it'd be the end of the world if my mother started texting me. imagining all the chain texts she'd pass on, like those chain emails...
Blowing your trumpet isn't a euphemism right?
i want your mom to text me. lol. my mom doesn't know how to text. lol.
I love your mom's texts!! Tell her to text meeeeeee ~
Me: Ma i'm in Coach now and i'm getting you a handbag
Mom: I gave you money for the trip. So are you trying to buy me a gift with MY own money?
Me: >.<
My parents dont even know how to open a text message on their phone..
ROFL.
lmao...what a sweet mother you have!
"Blowing your trumpet" LOL.
I love your mother, God love her, but I can't take this anymore. She's killing you!
LOLLL awesome xanga. it has literally everything! dunno how i never subscribed to you considering youve been around for FOREVER.
this is one of the cutest things I've seen in a while. I'm very glad to know that am I not the only one getting a massive amount of blackberry messages from my mom
I wonder what we will be doing when it's our turn to be parents..
LMAO! Your mom is too cute. hehe
I love your mom. These txts absolutely make my week everytime you post them. =D
I'm assuming trumpet = vuvuzela? =D
lol your trumpet...
HAHAHA!!
well my parnets have no idea how to text or even open a text.... =P
Your mom is advanced compared to mine.
I can't wait to be a parent just to text my kid obnoxious things! haha your mom sounds so cute! I wish my parents knew how to text
"Hello. This is _____ mom. My son with you there right now?"
When I was still dating my husband, his mother text me asking for her son. Needless to say that we haven't met nor spoke before. I was bewilder and confusingly asked my boyfriend if that was his mother. Now, she's my mother-in-law and I've gotten used to that. LOL
grandma: going drinking with your sis! love you mi corazon
me: noni I'm not 21.
grandma: is ok i will get you in!
Yeah, my grandma goes drinking with my sister.
I'm obsessed with your Asian mom. She sounds a lot like my Venezuelan mom.
Nice... Have you seen mymomisafob.com before? Funny stuff =)
cant believe you still live at home...
Your mom must be a comedian before she settled down.
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