November 30, 2010
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Texts from an Asian Mother #5.
Asian mother text. Asian son grimmace. See these for previous installments: 1, 2, 3, and 4.
Mom on planning ahead: going pppp and then go home
Mom trying to be gangster: C u in a few YoYo
Me: It's fine, I'll cancel the plan.
Mom: Hope it's not an important hot date that you have to call off :*(
Me: Nope
Mom: Didn't think so ... No one luvs you but Mommy, booobooo
Me: ...ughhhMom on retirement: Okay .... You've repeated it. This is a promise stands for life regardless .... even if your future wify doesn't agree to it !!!
Mom on grapes: seedless, just pop them in like M&Ms ... yumyum
Mom on injuries: It's a pain in the neck to suffer pain in the neck
Mom on diets: No more Ihop .... it'll be Istop
Mom on happy hour: how happy can it be if you can't drink?
Me: Since you're going to bank, can you withdraw 200 for me?
Mom: k, any preference in denomination ? 100s, 50s, 20s, 10s, 5s, 1s or in coins ??
Me: coins?!!?
Mom: k, got it BOSS.Mom on diets #2: Hope you dun need call the starvation hotline today.
Mom on diets #3: enjoy and happy starving
Mom: Do you want desert? Is desert one or two S?
Me: two "S"s
Mom: hee .. hee ... so I was giving you sand?
Me: yes
Mom: I always get it mixed up ... I confused laDo your parents send you embarrassing text messages?
Comments (57)
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hahahaha booboo!
Haha, this was probably the funniest one of the series. Your mom got jokes!
LOL
Oh yeah. It's pretty bad.
I like texting my dad, though. He can't quite figure it out, so it takes him an hour to text back "what?"
I see your game, trying to lure unsuspecting women with this tactic.
She sounds sweet.
lol
Wish my parents would text me.
It's just your average Asian mom doting on her pampered, spoiled, ne'er do well son. If you're lucky you have sisters who take pleasure in bringing you back to reality.
i pressed the "like" button but the facebook page is logged in under my roommate's and im like wait...thats not me...so i pressed un-like.
i like your mom. how come i never get to see her???
Is this real?
@whotakethmycoke -
yogi bear?
@Roadlesstaken -
I have to listen to these "jokes" all day!
@purethallium -
poor you!
@aimvpr -
shh! it's a secret.
@eternal_relevance -
I'll fill in for mum & dad.
@LoBornlytesThoughtPalace -
Thankfully, I've two older brothers only.
@JEuCE -
You like this. YOU LIKE IT NOW! You never met her cause you're always busy!
@aznboy4p -
Sadly?
@CaKaLusa -
1. You're mom must be a busy little bee texting all three of you.
2. I can't imagine the psychological damage of not being pounded, nagged and brow beaten into submission every day by not having any sisters.
"I confused la" awww ahhahaa la!
@LoBornlytesThoughtPalace -
1)Thankfully she does IMing as well to lessen the load...
2)Oh, I've a fair share of that brought upon my brothers.
lol. ur mom is so asian. it's cute
thankfully not. though your mom sounds adorable in the old lady awww type way.
your momma is so adorable!
mines a monster
...on menopause.
That's freaking hilarious. OMG LMAO. At least your mom texts you... my mom doesn't know how to text... and she has a phone with a QWERTY keyboard. >_<
hahahahaha. god, i love her.
"no one luvs you but mommy" XD makes me sad...but yet i am amused. my mom doesn't send me funny texts, just the bare minimum usually
YAY!!! tzeee moment i've been waiting forrrrr
DDDDDD
i love ur mommmyyy.... so funnyyy...
"so i give u sand... "
lol.
thankkkss chris
<3 gooma is my favorite
my mom would call me booobooo when i was little and if i look really sick or tired
ahahahaha
nobody luvs u but mommy.... d'awwwwww
if she knew, she would
somewhat embarrassing to you, but highly amusing to us. I love these.
Ask your mommy to text me!
Hahaha I think this latest update is the best one yet!
Your mom rocks, booobooo.
LOL. Thanks for the laugh Cakalusa's Mom!
Your mom is so cute! My mom uses a lot of smileys in her text messages. =)
LMFAOO. I love your moms texts !
I don't get text from my parents! Is that a bad thing? haha
I was confused LA
I always wondered why they put LA or MA at the end of their sentences....
my mom doesn't text enough to be as cool as your mom
booboo - lol...
That is so funny. Poor mom!
LMAOOOO. This is hilarious! More of these please!
& my parents don't text. My dad has texted me before but he's perfect in the English department. I'm just happy my mom doesn't care enough to learn about texting because I'll likely get some similar comments from her as you have gotten hahaha.
I wish your mom was my mom.
my mom doesnt text me
but she calls me on my cellphone when she's in the room next door to tell me to go to sleep
This is the first I've seen of this series. Awesome. Just awesome.
usually when my mom text me, she would be giving info. like 50 years ago today this happened... "did you know that rain is not consider water?" those kind of stuff. lol
I wish my mom was still around to text message me. I never had the pleasure.
My dad will text me, which I prefer. I love him to death but once he gets you on the phone, he talks endlessly!
Bahahahhahahahhahaha. These posts always crack me up.
No. My parents don't text. My dad doesn't have a cell phone, and my mom has an OLD one...very UN-qwerty.
LOL your mom is so cute.
lmao haha aw your mom is too cute.
my mom tries so hard to text me. even though it takes her like an hour to text haha
Just pop em in!
oh my god, your mom is soooo funny.
your mom is dope.
recent text msg convo with my dad while i was in SF:
dad: well i guess your mom is more special since you bought her a ticket to california.
me: dad! she's going to visit grandma, you don't have a mom that lives here.
dad: well then you should buy me a ticket to heaven because thats where my mom is.
me: thats not even funny.
dessert is so good you always go back for seconds
Win! What a witty mother.
@Meunonomo -
dad is emo!
<3<3<3<3<3
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