January 13, 2011

  • Who wants a RIM JOB?
    Safe for work. I promise. *crosses fingers behind back*

    http://x77.xanga.com/26ee120430435274381818/w218735465.jpg
    Nope. Not THAT rim job either.

    Usually, when you receive a link to http://rim.jobs, your immediate reaction would be to:

    A) Close the IM.
    B) Reply to the IM with the annoyance of 10,000 fire-breathing dragons, somewhere along the lines of, "ARE YOU KIDDING? I'M AT WORK! I WILL SMITE YOU WITH MY KEYBOARD!!!"
    C) Click it like the horndog you are.
    D) Do the running man on top of your desk.

    http://xf6.xanga.com/cfaf9b0400132274381823/w218735467.jpg
    So easy, a white person can do it!

    But this one time, you'll have to trust me on this one. Someone over at RIM (makers of those cellphones teenagers purchase to pretend they're somebody in society) definitely has a sense of humor--or clearly hasn't had any female interaction the past 20 years. I can picture their job fair slogan now reading, "START YOUR NEW CAREER WITH A RIM JOB!"

    Here are some entertaining reactions to my coworkers after sending them that link.

    http://xb7.xanga.com/92ef9211c0d33274381742/w218735414.png

    http://x02.xanga.com/eb1f9617c0d33274381743/w218735415.png

    http://x84.xanga.com/f7bf6413c0d33274381741/w218735413.png

    But in actuality, RIM isn't the only one who's been guilty of this.

    http://xa9.xanga.com/d87f9111c0d33274381752/w218735424.jpg

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