February 14, 2011
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MY BUTTHOLE HURTS!
If you look through my phone, these are the pictures you'd uncover.
Take this out of context and stuff it up your (yum)! Be fortunate you're not in my address book. I should prepare for a lonely Valentines Day, shouldn't I? Yeah...
Caution: Wet floor may cause breakdancing.I pass by this sign every time I use to restroom. I'll breakdance one day, just you watch!

A gift from Japan. Only in Japan.
WHOA! DOUBLE RAIN--wait, what?
Justin Bieber in 20 years?
The weapons aisle in an Asian food market.
Grandma's calendar. I must get my lust for exotic women and cars from her.
About two years worth of jumbled ideas for cached blogs, YouTube material, and Tweets for future posting. Impressed, ladies? *dusts shoulder off*

Comments (26)
MISLEADING HEADLINE! sorta!
@CaKaLusa -
I'm pretty glad it was misleading actually.
That caution sign makes me laugh. It never occurred to me that it looks like he's breakdancing.
Poor Justin. It can only go downhill from here.
Was that durian in the pics? *shakes fist* Weapons of mass inhalations!
Lol, ur jumbled blog ideas are very impressive indeed! *swoons*
@ItIsAllGravy -
me too...whew
@shoujo -
BREAK IT DOWN!
@TheTheologiansCafe -
I blame Canada
@nerdyveggiegirl -
MISSION SUCCESS!
The Asian picture made me laugh... I've never seen those three categorized together before =/
haha.. love the breakdancing one XD
You're such a derp! DERP DERP DERP!
@babixling -
neither have I! Quite frightening!
@tjlittlegirl -
Thanks!
@aimvpr -
Derpy
Why am I not surprised to see that there's a section for "vuvuzela songs"? Nice! Also, you have one cool Grandma.
nothing can be metaphorically brighten a day less than being pelted with ugly fruit then mishandling a cactus that wanted a hug
Raparody eh? Do some videos of that!
That last pic is still killin' me hahaha.
the last one LMAO! i don't always whaaaaaaaa hahahaha
I understand that the best protection for the male anal orifice is to stay out of jail.
My dad was saying Ricky Martin is what Justin Bieber can expect to be in 20 years.
OMG, THE HERPDERP LULZ
Your grandma likes hot babes and cars lol.
To me, that caution sign looks like he's sitting down and is waiting for someone to sit next to him.
@chakram54 -
Yeah, he's definitely lounging like "Hey, why don't you come sit by me?"
LOL, derp.
interesting... nice butthole joke haha
Got hit by that fruit before and yeah...it hurt.
haha very impressed
@I_once_was -
painfully delicious
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