February 14, 2011

  • MY BUTTHOLE HURTS!
    If you look through my phone, these are the pictures you'd uncover.

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    Take this out of context and stuff it up your (yum)! Be fortunate you're not in my address book. I should prepare for a lonely Valentines Day, shouldn't I? Yeah...

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    Caution: Wet floor may cause breakdancing.

    I pass by this sign every time I use to restroom. I'll breakdance one day, just you watch!

    http://x37.xanga.com/c4ff935106133275042609/b219231393.jpg
    A gift from Japan. Only in Japan.

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    WHOA! DOUBLE RAIN--wait, what?

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    Justin Bieber in 20 years?

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    The weapons aisle in an Asian food market.

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    Grandma's calendar. I must get my lust for exotic women and cars from her.

    http://xec.xanga.com/7ecf6a5576233275035282/w219226395.jpg

    About two years worth of jumbled ideas for cached blogs, YouTube material, and Tweets for future posting. Impressed, ladies? *dusts shoulder off*

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