April 11, 2011

  • The Desktop of Gluttony.

    http://xdd.xanga.com/8f3f4a3039735246327629/w195295285.jpg

    You see that? That's the desktop wallpaper of a model employee. "Employee of the Month" potential, in fact. Being able to have coworkers passing by, only to stop in their tracks to take a second look means influence. I took leadership in committing to a healthy office environment by promoting team cohesiveness. Having coworkers make gagging sounds with each glance towards my desk is evidence of my charisma.

    You wish you had my desktop.


    Office Flatulence.

    Coworker: You are progressing nicely with your volume and duration.
    Me: hahahah. "Poot poot." I love it when the developers (mostly from India) hear them. They aren't used to this open American farting society. I love to see the shock.


    Degrading Asian Photo of the Day

    http://xe4.xanga.com/91bf7b3731034246842985/w195709618.jpg
    There's being yellow, and being yellow.

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