June 20, 2011
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XANGA SECRETS: PARODIES.
Your secrets are not safe with me.
I love the secrets site. Seeing how many hormonal Xangans toss around their lust for each other--especially for me and other Xangans I know in real life--gives me a kick out of it. Here is my way of thanking you.
Pedobear is fictitious. Get over it!
ASIAN FATHER DISAPPROVE. PACK YOUR THINGS!
But your mom is sleeping now!
You know who else is in love with his heart? Kano.
XANGALITY!
He'll be going on a business trip. WHY SO SERIOUS?
This is clearly a job for your sister.
One word: Finger
You been drinking?
Get in line, behind me.
Fake like your love for each other? It's quite related.
Seeing her in a Batgirl outfit makes me want to shoot my Batarang all over the place.
Cause I'm a crime fighter, obviously.
Check Craigslist. You might find her in the "Lost & Found" section.
Why doesn't anybody care about Mexico?
McDonald's is hiring...
If she became a lesbian...I'll have my camcorder ready for you two.
Stop eating.
How about we make it a foursome? Maybe a fivesome...
...WITH THIS GUY!
"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
tl;dr.
Pictures are so 1998.
They were only 16?
"Why don't you take a seat over here..."
But Scientology is real, right? Right?
WHO IS THIS 16 YEAR OLD? SO I CAN..uh...TELL HER TO STOP POSTING SUCH REVEALING PHOTOS! Yes...
Courage (cakalusa) wolf says...TOO SHY TO TALK?
RIP HIS/HER VOCAL CHORDS OUT SO YOU BOTH WON'T HAVE TO!
I could enchant you with my pickle, too.
I thought emos died in a mass genocide back in 2007?
Reach for the stars. Get it? Get it? OH COME ON!
Don't talk about your cat that way!
What's another 20 years and 10 months, right?
Now how about my bedroom? *wink wink*
Next time your dad catches you masturbating......STARE AT HIM AND FINISH.
Never pull out. Like a champ.
Pics, or it didn't happen.
Oh heyyyyyyyyyy! S/he makes a good point there!
I just want to see through your shirt.
YES! I have a chance!
Comments (107)
TELL ME A SECRETTTTTTTTTTTTT!
BAHAHAHAHAHAH! Awesome!
The last one is obviously you.
that last one is obviously me
@AlluringAddiction - sank ya!
@fLiPgUy31O - Obviously, it's @junbelievable08 -
@nerdyveggiegirl - *throws live bat at you instead*
**REC** Btw, keep ur Batarang in ur pants ;]
omgosh! that pool guy! LOLOL!
hahaha awesome :]
@signln - haha yah!
@HeLLo_Bianca - oh sank yew!
LOL! TOO FUNNY... some slightly disturbing.
@nerdyveggiegirl - AND I DON'T SEE NO *REC*. LIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
@Closure_Theory - or...NOT DISTURBING ENOUGH?
;D
... O_O
Greatness!
@CaKaLusa - I TRIED! Ur button doesn't like me =[ RACIST? So I shared the comment instead.
Amazing! I love this to bits and pieces. This way better
"RELEASE THE KRAKEN" rhymes with "ROADLESSTAKEN"
Coincidence?
@HeLLo_Bianca - @_@
@Closure_Theory - yuh huh!
Hahaha, leave it up to you for all the hilarious commentary Chris!
Why does no one crush on me? *cries*
@CPKviperphoenix - sank yew!
@nerdyveggiegirl - what browser are you using?
@Hinase - thanks, mate!
@stupid_systemus - I THINK NOT!!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!
@Scrooge0 - MOAR MOAR MOAR I SAY!
@mycontinuity - Maybe I do. *wink wink*
LOLLLLL too funny XD
Holy shit, this is genius! A pity for all the horny girls and guys out there.
@mycontinuity -
You were mentioned in one of the post secrets a while back.
So it was my browser? Cuz Firefox let me molest the hell outta ur button! ;]
@MyInfiniteEmptiness - ty!
@aimvpr - MY HORMONES ARE RAGING!!!
@stupid_systemus - Oh? Those crazy xangans.
@nerdyveggiegirl - Firefox ftw!
you didn't even have to troll. these troll themselves.
Hahahahah, you chose one of mine
Hilarious though, really.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA !! nuff laughed
LMAO.
@Day923 - Oooh, which one? You cam PM me. YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME!
@XoAsianBabioX - they were asking for me. :p
@fabolousclown - :) glad ya enjoyed it!
@MyFaire - RMAO!
Bahaha. A few of these were pretty awesome.
@CaKaLusa - I doubt that
Are these your submissions?
OH MAN! you spent a lot of time going through secrets LOL!
At the roadlessone (get behind me) LOL!
and one word: finger.
truly works, it truly does. . .
@Nicks_Notebook - Thanks! Glad ya enjoyed em.
@Day923 - *pinkie swears*
@TheTheologiansCafe - Every single one! I thought you knew me better than that, Dan!
@BenelliMan - hahah, IT'S ALL FOR YOU READERS OUT THERE!
LOL
massive emo genocide XD
xo'
@preskinny - KABOOM goes the emos!!
@mycontinuity -
@CaKaLusa -
Found it on Xanga Love Edition
Here's the pic: Pic here
@stupid_systemus - good find!
Kano has always been the most romantic of the Kombatants.
@Lithium98 - He hearts you. A lot.
::facepalm::
ROFL
Hahahahhaahha all three of my secrets are up there. You rock!
Come on Chris, you know you don't have to wait in line for me.
@whotakethmycoke - pat pat
@firetyger - :D
@ohveryoung - Oooh, which ones? I can keep a secret!
@Roadlesstaken - *cuts in line* MOVE OVER, LADIES!
Director of security, lesbian, and the more weight I lose
@CaKaLusa - I'm surprised you didn't get the one where the guy says it hurts when his kid punches him in the nuts
@ohveryoung - oooh!
@whotakethmycoke - It was too easy (twss).
@CaKaLusa - hahaha found one for you and Alex! she wants a three-way with you. or to watch you two go at it.
@whotakethmycoke - how did it turn into a gay scene? wtf?!?
Poolman says: WOMAN, WHERE'S MY SANDWICH?!
@CaKaLusa - ::shrugs::
@ThePerksOfBeingABlogger - om nom nom nom
Pff. My commentary was subpar. I PROTEST.
@nimbusthedragon - I CAN MAKE IT WORSE. BUT I'M NICE!
@CaKaLusa - You say nice, I say unoriginal.
Whoever said they want to have a threesome with me and Summer, let us know who you are and we'll pull you in for an interview.
@ Caka - great commentary.
@nimbusthedragon - WAIT TILL SOMEONE POSTS ABOUT YOU AGAINNNNN!
@CaKaLusa - it's never gonna happen.
@ItIsAllGravy - I'll have my camcorder ready for that. Two, if it's another girl.
@nimbusthedragon - IT JUST MIGHT! >:D
hahaha...love the commentary. Much better this way. ^_^
@ALovingAdversary - I hope people aren't too afraid to share secrets now... :X
very nice
@fearless_one666 - thanks much!
Nice commentary.
Oh, and the 16-year-old was me.
People like complaining like little bitches.
@TaylorAnnie - I encourage such behavior! *high5*
@CaKaLusa - Haha. Hell yeah. I'm fucking hot, so whatevs.
@TaylorAnnie - heh. yes, yes.
Are there secrets about me? GASP! LOL Doubt it...
@jennfaceee - MAYBE
"I could enchant you with my pickle, too"
lmaooo
i dont know if i should laugh or shook my head at how mean you are being.
lol but i like this.
more please!
@swtaznxtc90 - PICKLE DICKLE
@prettykay04 - DONE!
One of the few times I've laughed out loud while reading something on Xanga. Nice work!
@TheThinkingPerson - glad ya enjoyed it! come back for more in the near future!
lmfao. I <3 you. The end. No one else can has. All mine.
@AffinityInUnderstanding - ahah hooray
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Lmao!! You are a genius!
@livexlovexlaughter - sanks!
haha Great!
Nice, dude! thumbs up
"Asian father disapprove! Pack your things!"
ROFL!!!
Flipguy has a crush on nimbustthedragon. So does alex. AffinityInUnderstanding is a hoe, nobody likes her. HelloBianca is not happy with her sex life. How will Nimbustthe dragon respond to these two asian giants, and how will this affect their frienddhips. Find out on the next episode of Xanga World.
@CaKaLusa - Why you gotta talk sheet about me?? LOL
lol's
props for the Kano reference
oh how I have missed reading your posts. (:
bahahaha
I snorted out loud at the forever alone one. All awesome.
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So much reading! Never again.
GREAT!!!! hohoho
haha...oh my...I guess changing the context can make it much lighter X)
@phosphor_stars - indeed!
@lcfu - :)
@LiNnNerziSm - such short answers...
@nattata - tyty
@Chemalexandru - thumbs up back atcha!
@AmeliaHart - PACK YOUR THING!
@RulerofMasons - probably? I don't know.
@jennfaceee - haw?
@Insomnia_Pickles_XtraTomato - ror's
@lovejennyy - GET OVER HEREEEE!
@whEe_iTz_AnnE - been a while!
@wide_ide_girl - :D
@haloed - thank ya!
@XXnitrous_oxideXX - yes, that would look SOOO lovely on me...
LOL
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