June 27, 2011

  • XANGA SECRETS: PARODIES II.
    The secrets you will regret sharing with me.

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    This is why you're fat. Here's something for you. You'll find plenty of it on Xanga.

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    Then you'll fulfill your other dream: necrophilia?

    Being harassed? KIDNAP THEIR KITTEN AND PUPPIES!

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    Here's the world's smallest violin played by the smallest Emo ever. You're welcome.

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    I'd like to help you with that. Send pics, plz.

    NO...NOOO...NOWAY!...

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    Whoops! My bad...so, uh, you still have that ziplock I left in your room?

    YOU GO AN DO THAT AT THEIR WEDDING...

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    SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!

    This is why women are never satisfied. THEY WANT EVERYTHING! I also want pepperoni wrapped in bacon, wrapped in Mila Kunis, but you don't see me complaining, do you?!

    Damn, if you hated those years, you're really going to love December 2012.

    It's because you're Black, isn't it? It's okay, people think I'm Asian.

    Have I ever introduced you to my cousin, Wendy...?

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    Add a shot of adrenaline into your fights. May I suggest the following?

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    Is there ever a situation that you're cheated on and DON'T have your heart broken?

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    Let's test this out.

    You're so insensitive. HE'S BLIND!

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    Well, if you believe in yourself, you can achieve anything! (yayyy!)

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    What? Sorry, I was busy eating. Can you repeat that again?

    Why would you want to look like Lady Gaga?

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    Shower. DUH!


    This will not end well.

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    I have a feeling she's your role model?

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    Ash Ketchum would've chosen you.


    Are you Theologianscafe in disguise?

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    You sir, win the #winning award!

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