September 15, 2011

  • XANGA: The Highschool Years.

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    Where the ish goes DOWNNN!

    Each Xangan has their own stories to tell and experiences through high school. So what would it be like if Xangans were portrayed by high school students? Let's find out. Nobody is ever too cool for school.

    @Timmmmmmy is like that new cute girl in junior highschool that just moved, and nobody knows her, but everyone talks about.

    @roadlesstaken is the popular girl in grade school and goes into junior high, where many know she's been around, but get at her anyway.

    @Cakalusa is the school whore that also gets the teachers beyond irritated. Kicks off the school year by trolling his English teacher by purposely mispronouncing his "L"'s and "R"'s. Detentions begin piling up immediately and once a week.

    @fLiPgUy31O is head of the cheerleading squad and Future Business Leaders of America.

    @junbelievable08 can usually be found around the vending machines. Many question him on the girl's softball team due to excessive facial hair.

    @Arenadi ends up getting straight A's in home economics, and president of the cooking club.

    @sonychak, he just calls every girl a b*tch. Ends up being the first girl getting alcohol poisoning due to excessive beer chugging at Ryan O'Neil's backyard party.

    @TheTheologiansCafe is the girl that raises her hand after each sentence by the teacher, and ends up being the most annoying girl in class by asking too many questions.

    @rulerofmasons is the goth girl who speaks to nobody, and sits in the back of class. ends up suspended half the year

    @Opticalnoise - School mascot.

    @Nimbusthedragon - Creates the first Anime club while being treasurer of the French-Canadian club. Everyone asks her to do their art projects and to draw a comic about them.

    @armywife4life2007 - The foreign exchange student that has a difficult time adjusting. Joins Nimbusthedragon in co-founding Yellow Fever's Anonymous.

    @lovejennyy - Girl from the ghetto that moves into the suburbs, surrounded by White, rich kids. Overthrows the reign of a popular cheerleader in a hair-pulling fist fight.

    @made2order - Asian student that everbody cheats off of during math class. They later realize he sucks at math. Later joins Arenadi and Junbelievable08 for cook-offs.

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    Will sing terribly for eProps!

    @lCrAzYAzNl @whotakethmycoke and @ch0w start a photography club. It causes statewide controversy when they announce that it's only for Chinese students.

    @MochaSprinkle - Wins best smile and cheerleading captain four years running.

    @luvs_u - The girl that can be found in the girl's bathroom between each period doing makeup. A mirror can also be found glued to her locker door, next to the Justin Bieber poster.

    @konrado - The school janitor. Terminated for possessing Asian pornography.

    @itisallgravy and @alluringaddiction are caught making out under the school bleachers every day at 3:15pm.

    @amuse_bouche starts a 4-year boycott against horrid school lunches. Begins packing her own lunches, and eventually becomes the envy of other students. Students pay her top dollar for gourmet organic PB&J sandwiches on challah bread.

    @vanedave is the lone black student in the entire school district. Always picked first in basketball for an odd reason.

    @swtaznxtc90 - Always getting in trouble for being late to class.

    @dearricky - Secretly fakes his disability to get closer parking. the student everyone feels bad for.

    @HeLLo_Bianca - The innocent girl that wears everything Hello Kitty, shows up to the last day of school drunk.

    @seedsower - Winds up skipping 4th grade.

    @yosho - The hustler in school. Through a series of calculations, crumpled up looseleaf, and Trapperkeepers, figures out a system to make money by selling old essays. Graduates with enough to buy his own car.

    @bittersweetromantic - The valedictorian.

    @xtineey - One of the members in the "Mean Girls" posse.

    @spankylicious - The girl that skips class whenever she gets a chance. Starts the fashion trend of UFO's and JNCO's.

    @medicmark - Sees a friend suffer a bloody nose during a basketball game. His quick thinking remedies the situation. Wins the hearts of a group of girls sitting in the crowd. Sets his own destiny.

    @mae - The foreign exchange student.

    @yohkom - The class jock.

    @litlkittykat - Captain of the wrestling team. Begins marking her wins by putting a purple steak in her hair.

    @Serenadante - First student to be caught with a dildo in her backpack. Pleads that it's really an inhaler. Not far from the truth.

    @edlives - The guy who is involved in every possible club and afterschool activity.

    @AffinityInUnderstanding - Innocent and conservative catholic school girl that excels in English and literature classes. Finishes first novel by 8th grade and editor of school paper.

    @joanna_said_so - Starts a baking club after school. shoddy wiring causes her easy-bake oven to burst into flames, resulting in $500 worth of damages and two dead class mouse pets.

    @coolmonkey - Nerdy poet in school that all the girls swoon over.. and likes cats with big asses.

    Who would you be in high school?

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