September 19, 2011
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Quotes of the Annoying Coworker: Part 6
Yep. Plenty more where this came from.
Oh dear god...I feel bad for Howie Mandel."I have meetings, yo!"
"That's a gay song."
"So why don't we just get married then?"
"I feel like I'm never in the office."
"What month are we in?"
/opens paycheck
"My paycheck is depressing.""If we were in a relationship, you and I would be sitting together watching the Olympics on TV."
"The Olympics is my porn."
"These people are off their rocker."
"I need a vacation!"
"Close, you stupid sonnavabi*ch!"
"I need a fax machine...AT my desk."
"I've a new rule. Nobody is entitled to lunch breaks anymore."
"I really need a f*cking temp!"
"Is it annoy (her name) day?!?"
"I have to go meet my other boyfriend, so I gotta go."
"You see what happens when I sleep? I'm actually in good moods!"
"Wanna come to New York?"
"Are you annoyed with me this morning?"
"For the life of me, I can't spell 'acquisition'!"
"I'm so going to Texas and never coming home!"
"These new spoons are too concaved."
"I want to go somewhere where there's mindless activity."
/sits at her desk the next morning and looks at her missed calls
"Who calls me at 5:31 and thinks I'm still here?" /slams phone
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Comments (78)
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Offer to get her nonfat lattes. Make them whole milk. Watch her wonder why she's gaining weight.
Is she as bad as an overweight coworker who constantly fidgets and makes noise, who constantly complains her computer doesn't work when she's using a Mac, whose voice is three octaves too loud for an office setting, and whose laugh emits a loud snort? I should also mention her footsteps shake the floor when she walks by.
@AffinityInUnderstanding - you're an evil woman
"These new spoons are too concaved."
LOL WHAT
a lot of complaining...
Crazy girl.
Now, how many of these quotes came from you?
I'll hold your earrings!
LOL at the spoon comment.
But, butt...I like her. IS TIS WRONG?!
haha..that sounds like a job of telephone operator..
Bet you wish she really HAD gone to Texas.
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"These new spoons are too concaved." lulwhat? HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?
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