September 20, 2011

  • Random Encounters of New York City.
    I spot wild Xangans!

    Join me and my liver as we take on a well-deserved night of drinks and other vices. A few faces may look familiar as we head into our journey. Grab onto your testicles and tits, cause there's lots of pictures.

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    World's largest used tampon. Who's THAT for imagery?

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    Here we are at Yakitori Taisho. I was unimpressed when I found out there was no "Thai Show." Doesn't it look cozy and clean, though? Sort of like your mother's vageeeeeen!

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    @lcrazyaznl and @whotakethmycoke discuss cameras and the best spots to shoot into women's bathrooms.

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    Example of the food we ordered (combo B). No cat, unfortunately, when I asked.

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    @affinityinunderstanding, still learning how to properly use chopsticks. This isn't it.

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    We head off to Cozy Cafe for hookah time with four hookers. Kidding. Just three.

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    @SpAnKyLiCiOuS has AWESOME Skittle-themed fingernails.

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    Ket double fists. PERSONAL EXPERIENCE? EH? EH? EH?

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    Not now, woman!

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    Second dinner. We're fatties.

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    KET! Y U NO BLOW HARDER? (wait for it...)

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    MY FACE...GOD DAMN IT!

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    After pitchers of beer, plates of food, and major hookah, I departed from the Xangans and met up with the parentals in some skeevy karaoke bar in Chinatown. They know the manager, so I can't bash it TOO much.

    All kidding aside, it's better than your average diver bar and the drinks are really cheap. Complimentary roaches with each drink.

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    Do not recall these shots. Apparently the bartender made three for me? Blechhh!

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    It's a marathon!

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    The previous weekend - Hotel Empire

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    T'was a nice view...TO JUMP! Kidding, don't jump. Give me your TV first.


    On le rooftop!

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    Oh, I see you.

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    So pretty in pink.

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    ME GUSTA!

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    Photo I do not recall taking. Can't you see the amusement in my face? I was probably watching a Mets game.

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