November 3, 2011

• Marrying Kim Kardashian.

  
  If you're Black, chances are high that you've seen this pose in person.

  Who here saw this coming, raise your hand? Damn! I was almost blown off my seat by all your hands raising up at the same time so quickly. You see, marriage with our ol' friend Kim, that's like sitting in the dentist seat. You know it'll end sometime--and probably cost you both physically and in the wallet--but it's not a matter of how it'll end, but when. And with Kim's latest divorce from Kris Humphries, there's no surprise it was another short-lived marriage born in Hollywood. The only thing that lasts long in Hollywood is Pamela Anderson's breasts. Those things last forever.

  Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries lasted just 72 days, and the brevity of their union has become the butt of a joke on Twitter and many other social networks. Here are things that lasted longer than Kim's marriage!

  
  Combined IQs of 24.

  • The bootleg iPhone I bought in Chinatown.
  • The battery life of a brand new iPhone 4S.
  • The Minute Rice I cooked just before writing this post.
  • The time it took to write this post.
  • Taylor Swift’s speech before Kanye West took the microphone.
  • An episode of 60 Minutes.
  • Saying "ASSCAT" three times fast.
  • The amount of time before Angelina Jolie adopts another child.
  • Kim and Paris Hilton's singing career. Combined.
  • The spin cycle on my washing machine.
  • My time in the bathroom after eating Indian food.
  • The line at Blockbuster.
  • The time it takes @thetheologianscafe to think of a question to post.
  • The 0-60 time of a Ferrari.
  • A season of That 80s show.

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