November 8, 2011

  • Video games, Girls, and Guys.
    Since the topic of relationships and friends is trending.

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    This is a clear example of "cause and effect."

    Ladies, dust off your Rabbit Vibrators, because Modern Warfare 3 was released today for all major video game platforms. It's a yearly ritual for men to make their mecca to the nearest video game store, sometimes waiting in line for hours to be the first to purchase these games around the holiday season.

    Now before you ladies start revolting, complaining about how men never give you girls enough attention--or we give more attention to video games--video games have been there for us throughout our childhood. These games were our electronic babysitters during when our parents were at work. With respect to teachers, there was so much we learned outside the classroom. For years, most of us learned that eating mushrooms help us grow, Tetris blocks made us better organizers, and Goldeneye for Nintendo 64 improved our hand-eye coordination. We even made efforts to work weekend jobs just to save up enough money and purchase that video game we wanted. These are things you never could learn in a classroom environment.

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    A minor side-effect of never leaving the house due to excessive video gaming.

    All the ladies out there who demand we put down our controllers, it just isn't that simple. This is like asking a Twilight fan to admit Edward Cullen isn't gay (here comes the hate mail). We don't ask you to stop wearing makeup or purchase handbags at exorbitant prices, so let us have our fun. 80+ hours of gameplay vs 6-7hours of handbag use a year. We make sound investments. So, to all ladies complaining about guys and video games: more video games, less Chanel bags.

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    Who wins this war?

    Unless you see him only once a month due to video games (then you should give me a call), there's no need to be angry at your man. Would you prefer he be out at a bar or club, drunkenly hitting on a girl, or would you rather see him at home playing video games?

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