November 10, 2011
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A Mystery Package from Holland.
Since running this site, I've received a few packages from Xangans I've befriended, with the occasional anonymous package. That's the last time I'm giving out my home address and ATM pin # to people who walk up to me on the street! This afternoon, I opened up a package that was sent all the way from Europe. It even smelled like Europe, too, with that hint of class!
A mysterious package. Perhaps full of drugs? Or a hooker?
From Spain?
A fan, but who?
Rather interesting wrapping.
I felt warm in my nether regions.
Is this a hint from where this package originated from?
Thank you, whoever you are! I will always wear it indoors, in my bedroom.
Memphis. This past weekend, I spent some time in the city with @lovejennyy and @affinityinunderstanding. This was the second and first, respectively, visit to a Broadway musical with the resident Queens of sass. Full of pretentiousness and absolute disregard for manners, we walked into the theater, surely to get kicked out in record time.
This isn't Kansas!
Matching coats? WHY DID I JUST NOTICE NOW?
DOWN IN FRONT!
I was mesmerized by this man's shiny forehead, which reminded me of a smiley face. Steve Jobs #2 is in the background contemplating why he's such a douche.
What? My hair counts as two people now.
We visited 5 Napkin Burger for dinner. This is also where our SUPER SEXY SECRET PLAN was conceived. Be on the lookout for that.
Taking the LIRR back home, and showing Jenny the VIP seats. Judging by my face, it looks like we're traveling at ludicrous speed (10 pts to anybody who gets that reference), but in reality, probably going 2 mph.
Comments (29)
NO MORE LETTERBOMBS, PLEASE!!!
You actually look smexxy with that hat. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH CHRIS???
spaceballs!
@ConfessionsOfAWhore - HE DEAD! It's smexxy Chris from here on out.
@cbr600 - DING DING!
Lol, netherlands or Holland... Hmmm...
Yes, I'd fear bombs too...
I hope you find out who it was.
and how fun to have gone to the show with 2 very beautiful ladies and them with your handsome presence. 
@pinktiger335 - oh, youuuu.
Spaceballs?
There goes the neighborhood.
wear that hat after not shaving for a week and you'll look like a wannabe-rapper.
We're awesome!
You forgot to tell everyone about all the celebrities we spotted! OFF POINT!
wow, that's indeed one fun surprise!! what did you think it was before opening the package?
@FoliageDecay - WINNER!
@whotakethmycoke - WHATTUP, G(eoff)?!
@lovejennyy - I left that for youuuu!
@thetropicallife - A bag of marijuana from Amsterdam. ha
may the shwartz be with you
A crush!
C! dont you have anything else to do but come on my half dead site and remind me im only 23...
Yes... I am grandma.... 
and to let you know.. yes i am from europe.. but no, not from spain nor netherland. I am from Suomi. Google it 
and since you travel alot. come visit here. i will take you around.
Are you surreee you don't know who sent you that?
haha everybody has that coat. except me. but still everybody.
and that's a cool new hat
What happened to you cutting the China fro?!
well aren't you mr popular. what a nice friend.
how sweet of him.....her...did you ever find out who it was?
Looks like you're growing a fro.
Funny comment about Steve Jobs#2, and the smiley face on the bald guy. lol. Mystery fan eh? How nice!
pimpin ain't easy
wow it's great to meet people from other countries! you are lucky to get gifts too!
@dooE - winner!
@wallflower_12 - ruh roh!
@tweeny_tear - I'll take you up on that offer one day!
@Roadlesstaken - haha..mayyyybe!
@f5ye_angel5 - COOL NEW COATS FOR ALL!
@ArmyWife4Life2007 - It still lives!
@chakram54 - Tis a nice friend!
@LAXSFTOK1 - I did!
@Vitamin_D - I've been! Where have YOU been?
@Titan35 - :D
@BenelliMan - for guys like us, definitely not.
@lvlylucia - it's quite fun!
@CaKaLusa - Huh. Guess I'm just getting back into the loop. You're part of that loop.
Lucky you.
No one ever sent me a hat!
Love the last image.
Sail on... sail on!!!
Wow that was odd. I just wrote an very long comment but after I clicked submit my comment didn't appear.
Grrrr... well I'm not writing all that over again. Anyway, just wanted to say great blog!
Hi, the whole thing is going nicely here and ofcourse every one is
sharing facts, that's genuinely fine, keep up writing.
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