December 29, 2011

  • Catch Phrases You Need To Know.
    And how to annoy others properly.

    In the time it will take Kim Kardashian to find another Black boyfriend, I, among many other Xangans will be traveling to Virginia for @roadlesstaken's epic New Years bash. It will be amazing. Livers will be destroyed. Tons of memories made. Incriminating photos and videos taken. I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father.

    http://xb1.xanga.com/ccbe133355732280387550/t223365878.gif
    Party partyin' yeah!

    With each Xanga meet, big or small (this is what you said), there's always a phrase that's used often enough that it's tagged with each trip's memory. For example, in the the past Xanga meet-up, "DING!" was gleefully uttered every time an ASSCAT member spotted a female that was attractive. On the other hand, if she was bag-over-the-head worthy, a sad "DONG!" was used.

    Ding!
    http://x52.xanga.com/ccdf852ad1d33280387138/m223365700.jpg
    Yes, stretching your elbows is always important.

    Dong :(
    http://x5a.xanga.com/63b8721025240280387139/w132571611.jpg
    I hair you've been to the barber before...or maybe here at www.planetlivechat.com

    At the Houston meetup with @flipguy310, @roadlesstaken, Jersey Shore was hitting its peak (which isn't saying much), and Pauly D's "AWW YEAH!" was overused to the point where every other sentence included it. AWW YEAH! XANGA MEETS, YEAH!

    For this year's huge orgy on New Year's Eve, here are phrases I'll be using losing friends with.

    "THUG LIFE!"
    I will randomly yell this out every time I can't think of anything else to say, or when someone does something really badass, like offering me a cup of Earl Gray tea or leaving a 14.5% tip.

    "WILDCARD, BISHES!"
    In lieu of announcing random surprises like flipping a table over during a Beer Pong loss, this will be said. See here for reference:

    In a accusing voice, "OHHH, SO YOU'RE (insert stranger's name here)."
    If making somebody remember your name is difficult, this should do the trick.

    David Caruso Memes.
    Simple. 1) Listen to story. 2) Make observation. 3) Wait for dramatic pause and take off imaginary sunglasses. 4) Release epic pun. 5) YEAHHHHH! 6) Plan escape route in case of angry mob.

    Here are a few examples:

    http://x78.xanga.com/df6e132bc4232280387047/w223365680.jpg

    Do you have a catchphrase you use a lot?

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