January 4, 2012
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How to Deal with Depression.
Every year, dozens are affected by this phenomenon called P.X.M.D. or Post Xanga Meetup Depression. Discovered in late 2010, Dr. @john had unearthed a devastating illness shortly after a Xanga Meet. With the recent discovery, researchers have been baffled by this for years, eager to find a cure. Most Xanga health experts and moderators agree that when PXMD is at its most severe case, eProps can be helpful—sometimes life-saving. However, research shows that even "Recs" even fall short for many Xanga users.
Research shows with each successful meetup is more blissful than the last. As a result, PXMD cause a wide range of ill effects, including:
- Nausea
- Diarrhea
- Anxiety
- Restlessness
- Decreased sex drive
- Increased sex drive
- American rate weight gain
- Hair loss
- Facebook stalking
- Increased memes
- Crying in the corner with a bottle of Jack
- Diarrhea
- Constipation
- Creator's block
PXMD is generally caused by many factors, but not limited to:
Celebrating too early.
Eating so saury fish.
Coming out of a closet.
Getting burgers for the boys.
Beer pong.
Replacing friends with cardboard cutouts.
Excessive indoor wind.
Overwhelming camera action.
Gummy Bears not meant for children.
Blatant sexism.
Neon colored shots.
Too much swag.
Overeating of beans.
Festive cookies and delicious meatballs.
Gluttony.
Odd gravitational pulls.
Excessive alcohol.
Excessive alcohol.
Excessive alcohol.
Excessive alcohol due to card games.
Meeting up with old-school friends/Xangans.
Getting blown.
Making a mess with glitter.
Being fabbbbulous.
Meeting new people, or Wolverines.
Bromance.
Excessive alcohol.
Getting too comfortable.
Self-inflicted tickle fights.
Huge gangbangs.
Dat ass.The following have been affected by PXMD: @Roadlesstaken @sonychak @flipguy31o @timmmmmmy @dayrab @nimbusthedragon @scrooge0 @swtaznxtc90 @junbelievable08 @infinitiny @bengozen @trigger821 @lcrazyaznl @whotakethmycoke @stupid_systemus @babychillax @Joanna_said_SO @hello_bianca @DrakonFyre @chicbananas @branmacfeabhail @bengozen @melliemee @retarded_beautiful @EricSpellsRice @ch10n9 @d2h5b @hollywoodfever91 @basil_dreams @toadywonders @melliemee
If you or anyone you know is suffering from PXMD, contact your local Xanga authorities immediately. The best prevention is recommendation.
Comments (78)
Le sigh...
You forgot excessive alcohol.
Thank you for leaving out my soju shotgun.
Now the truth comes out!
Ha! Creator's Block! Yowza! That's the worst in that list of symptoms!
Some are cute! Aw! 
HA! Many of these photos are funny!
That first photo...there many Xanga women who'd like to have been in THAT room!
HUGS!
You get diarrhea a lot. I think I know too much about your ass...
or too little.
@AdamsWomanFell - They look like that in the room because us women had all just left. =D
@DrakonFyre - HA! Now that explains a LOT!
You wore 'em all out, didn'tcha', BabyGirl!? 
HERE ARE SOME EPROPS!!!
PLEASE FEEL BETTER SOON!!!
i'm still recovering X_X
tiramisu will help too
i see..the last picture now
LOL.
of course..all thanks to xanga hahaha
EAT IT.
I thought PXMD was a doctor who worked in a military grocery store! I stand corrected.
haha... fantabulous! This is an annual event, yes? The party, not the PXMD.
Cure for PXMD: dat ass
@DrakonFyre - I was disappointed it was not in there.
@Roadlesstaken - it does alleviate the symptoms, yes.
Pooping twice at Chan's house helped too.
I recommend Xangnax.
Its not sexism, the women are better at kitchenz than men!
I skipped to the end to see...
DAT ASS!!!
i've been going to see a xangan shrink and it's just not helping... sigh...
You listed diarrhea twice. That must be some bad runs.
That is one fine ass.
Soju Hipsters.. personal bottles before it went mainstream!
I whip my hair back and forth.
Because I am depressed.
ass ass ass ass
@Timmmmmmy - Seriouslyyyyyyy.
Haha... gotta love dat ass.
i'm suffering from PXMD!
And I think I might've caught something from that huge gang bang! *looks at cakalusa*
Nice post but I do have a problem with the title. It really irks the shit out of me, but other than that, good post.
;D
I don't know what to say, I got the hots for chicbananas now : (
uhm.... LOL
@nimbusthedragon - so sad
@RulerofMasons - good choice
@Hinase - XANGA DEPRESSION!
@Joanna_said_SO - *innocent look*
@yakko1 - yessss
@CaKaLusa - it's always the ones who look innocent.
@Joanna_said_SO - O-=)
i see woodchuck <3
@deemure - nommers!
I'm dealing with it already. *zips up*
My Swagger to Xangans ratio is way out of proportion. So I'm depressed.
@Joanna_said said_SO - You look innocent. Like me. Skype!
had runch w/ mel today and she told meeeeeee. i missed out on the pahtee, i see, but your entry makes me feel like i was there. thanks, and happy new year, old friend.
@mikim0to - yeah, missed ya! happy new year, you!
@Dayrab - SO HUGE
@Scrooge0 - *unzip*
Wait, beans can't cure PXMD? *horrified*
@mkazama - some rare cases, it can.
Quick! someone plan the next meet!
all i can say is ewww svedka.
@eatdrinkandbemaryy - WITH JOLLY RANCHERS??
i r jealuz
@CaKaLusa - YOU GUYS ARE TOO OLD TO BE DRINKING THAT.
@pakergong - YES.
The best cure for post xanga meetup depression is impulsive ticket purchasing to LA
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where are all the puking pictures?
=[ aw do spamsters not reply
Awww
That last photo is hilarious. Feel better soon!
If you just touch yourself for a while it'll get better. Touching fixes everything! Especially broken 'n lonely hearts! It's really just loneliness ya know
Lol wayy better than what I was expecting! ;D
i had 2, maybe 3 thoughts....that kitchen thing made my FEMIFIST want to reach out and touch all the mens that were surely sitting their sweet asses down somewhere and knock them into the 21st century, but now i'm over it, because it's just truff.
the second is, my god, i hope you got at least a handi-j. there were drunk ladies; should have been at least one of them that put out. shit.
and c.) man, they'll be cleaning that glitter up for YEARS TO COME. I'd just sell the house and move.
@BenelliMan - never! join us next timeeee
@eatdrinkandbemaryy - Oh, we kept it classy with Bud Light, too!
@junbelievable08 - MUST RESIST TEMPTATION!
@maniacsicko - In folder #2541
@swtaznxtc90 - Darn them!
The only plus side of missing the party - I have escaped the effects of this awful condition.
@Rainboxx - we so sad?
@punkofzombie - I'll be okay...one day.
@twilike - Touch ALL the things!
@TOREapart - that's what she said.
@mizzaimilei - We men did help with setting up and making the different boozes!
@Lost_In_Reverie - You are most fortunate...
Shouldn't excessive alcohol be on that list somewhere?
@ClashoftheTaiten - Somewhere!
hurumphhh. i made the food and the liquors. damn peniseses are myopic.
my vagina allows me to multitask.
awesome method tostay away from tension nice one
Oh lord dat ass
@Mr_HaO - ((_
You are mental...but you have FUN and you make me smile soo...
Sail on... sail on!!!
@dreadpirate - everyone is crazy. It's just how much society can tolerate!
Sonlay's bromance face, and your "dat ass" face seriously sent me over the edge. Just saying. XD
@nimbusthedragon - dat...dat...
Haha aww looks fun.
@chadwilly - uber-fun!
@CaKaLusa - bahahaha
I am so jealous! Looks like so much funnnnn! I think I have XMD just by looking at all these pictures and your video!
@boogerz_jelly - A BAD CASE OF PXMD!
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