January 5, 2012
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Annoying Jewish Coworker on White Castle.
Last month, the office decided to treat their employees with a $100 stipend to purchase whatever they wanted to celebrate the holidays at work. My idea of purchasing cheap liquor was quickly tossed out the window. But my second suggestion was quickly acknowledged: a crave case of White Castle and pizza. Did your stomach just growl in horror? Yeah, mine too.
The legendary crave case.The party ended around 2pm. After the festivities and loosening our belts one notch post gorging, we began the arduous cleanup process and realization we had to get back to work (fml). We had about 15 burgers, a specialty pizza pie, and mountain of homemade baked goods left over. The Annoying Jewish Coworker took this as an open invite and showed no self-control. In fact, I've seen pedophiles in a playground with more restraint; this was her opportunity. It was no surprise what the Annoying Jewish Coworker (AJC) had to say as we were all cleaning up:
AJC: The white castle burgers I'm taking home (about 9 burgers with onion rings) should last my family about two or three days.
Coworker: I'm glad our department can help support your familyYou seriously can't make this up.
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mmm...sliders
Never had White Castle...
solid application form caka.
My godmother's sister's husband does what AJC does too. They try not to invite him to family gatherings.
Another thought: AJC could be short for A Jesus Christ. For a second I thought about Anti-Jesus Christ, but that didn't make sense since he was Jewish.
Yes, I'm a bit drunk.
AJC, exercising the powers of faith. dang. that was a stereotype.
Lmao not helping the cause. I have a Jewish friend who will only get water with his food at a restaurant unless someone else is paying. He also used an old file cabinet to store his clothes.
eddie approved!
I know a lot of Muslims who do this too.
good luck finding a dumb enough girlfriend to fill that out
There were 15 burgers to start with and she took home 9 of them? Wow. How many people were at this party? Just trying to visualize how many ways leftovers could have been divided up.
I've never had a white castle burger before
@SasGal - missing out!
@petitetokio - apply within!
@whotakethmycoke - DRUNKYYYY!
@Thatslifekid - stereotypes? what are those?
@lovejennyy - hooo boy...
Finally getting a girlfriend, Chrissy?
@adrenalinexxx - excellent!
@mycontinuity - hmm...DO YOU?
@Lynn1013 - our team is small, about 7-8 people.
@youngvan - MISSING OUT!
@wallflower_12 - neverrrrrrrrrrrrr
michelle filled out that same application.
you just jealous she had the balls to snatch those burgers up.
@sonychak - Does this mean she broke up with you?
I am sure being Jewish is what made her annoying. /sarcasm
@Losertastic - Partially true. I was hungray.
@TigersLovePepper - This story is 1 of 15 I've posted thus far.
@CaKaLusa -
Cool. When I have time I will play catch~up. I am sure that along the way I will see the connection beteeeb Jewish and annoying vs just annoying.
@TigersLovePepper - I give coworkers of mine some identity without revealing too much. Stay tuned for "annoying texts by asian mother."
@CaKaLusa - Lol! Gotcha! I appreciate that you took the time to clarify, truly! I look forward to reading.
@TigersLovePepper - But of course! Hope you enjoy the posts!
u 4got the chili!
I'm sad I never had White Castle when I lived in New Jersey. There is none in Maryland.
That's ridiculousness. I usually try to have soooooooooome shame.
*Drool* I have to stop working with people who are opposed to burgers.
I will admit to stealing leftover food from catered meetings to save for dinner, but I feel like that behavior is more acceptable for my stereotype (Broke, recent grad) Hahaha.
@Lost_In_Reverie - fully understandable, but this is her 2052253 offense!
@CaKaLusa - Yea, it's also a little much to blatantly point out to everyone what you're doing... Haha
lol, well spoken!
I am chuckling at the application for a girlfriend.
In my experience in working in offices there is always that ONE person that decides to take it upon themselves to steal all the leftover food.
At one of the last parties we had at my last job, I agreed to make my Banana Nut Bread cake w/cream cheese icing. (Yes, it's amazing). Haha.
Anyway, so the receptionist and I....we were "friendly," but I secretly found out that she called me mayhem (which is apparently some sort of slur in her world...I kind of liked it..haha) around other co-workers, said that I was "oddly unpredictable," and told the boss whenever I went out for a smoke and stayed out too long...shit like that. Anyway, so I made this cake, and it's a HUGE cake. Just about everyone cute a slice, but there was still like 1/2 the cake left. I left it in the breakroom so that if people wanted, they could grab a piece before I took it back home.
I went back at 5 and my cake, my cake carrier, and my cake plate, and my serving knife was gone.
THAT BITCH TOOK MAH CAKE AND MAH KITCHEN SHIT.
I confronted her about it the next day and she brought me back the plate, carrier, and knife all dirty and it had icing and crumbs all over it...and you guessed it...no cake.
THAT BITCH ATE LIKE HALF A FUCKING CAKE.
#thisiswhyurfat
hahah hipsters made me giggle. it was a good 5 second video! *claps*
embarrassment. but hey, embarrassment doesn't feed your family. though, being annoying may inhibit your career growth.
don't tick the bottom box over-emotional psychotic prudes.
@Xbeautifully_broken_downX - SHAME.
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