February 6, 2012
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Interview With A Stripper.
Put your nuts in my...oh, dear.Picture a stripper in your mind. Thoughts of a tall shiny pole, neon g-strings, and a rainbow of colored tassels covering boobs. And correct you are, my friend! Correct you are. But there's more to a stripper than just tits and making it rain. Underneath that is a lady trying to pay for school--for the most part--and making a living.
Today, we sit down with a friend of mine, 'Evelyn' (name withheld for stalker prevention), to answer all your burning questions (not the burning sensation near your crotch, you should talk to a doctor about that). I met Evelyn (she stalked me) a number of years ago here on Xanga. Evelyn's a wild and not-so-average, but great friend. I felt kind of guilty for being surprised by that. She's a humorous, foul-mouthed, gamer that you may have to question yourself for introducing her to your parents. I had my list of questions and she agreed to answer them.
Chris: Show me your penis!
Evelyn: Only if you show me yours. (laughs)
C: So thanks for taking the time for this interview. I hope I'm not keeping you from your job and shaking that thang. What's it like working at a strip club?
E: It's like the ultimate job for a lazy person.
C: Really? I would imagine you would have to do lots of physical activity...you know, like dancing.
E: Well, yeah. But that's easy. You're only really on stage maybe 6 times a day for 12 minutes at a time. And that's only if you work day shift and there aren't many girls. And lap dances I practically sleep through.
C: Ah, I see. Is it by the hour or just all tips?
E: It's by the hour some places out here. Where I work, just tips. AND they don't record my coming and going.
C: So you just show up whenever you want? I wish I could do that at my job!
E: Pretty much. Whenever I want money.
C: "Yawn! I feel like making money" Walks into work.
(laughter)
C: This is so awesome, by the way. I've never had an interview with a stripper! Do you mind if I ask how much you make a night on average?
E: Honestly, I don't make that much in this state. Out here, customers want WAY TOO MUCH for WAY TOO LITTLE. In Colorado I made about 5-800 a day on average.
C: Oh wow!
E: Club is right outside an army base where they ship boys to and from Iraq. There's nothing to do in Colorado Springs but drink, hike, or a strip club. So, you can come in, work six hours, and even if it's dead half the day, which it usually was.
C: So it was a prime spot. Hear that, ladies? To all you future strippers to be, consider Colorado!
E: Yeah. Out here, I only really come in for three hours a day or so. Make $150-200 and take off. If I work a full shift, I only make $2-300.
"The ones that are really going to school--instead of the ones
who just say they do--are always doing homework in the back."C: So do you plan on dancing for a while or other plans in future?
E: I plan on dancing for another year or so. I'd like to dance my way up to $30-40K in the bank. I figure, I may as well make the easy money while I can.
C: Mmmhm. And then?
E: Suck it up and finish that last year of school. Plenty of the girls do. The ones that are really going to school--instead of the ones who just say they do--are always doing homework in the back.
C: *Bends over. Writes answers. Snaps back up*
E: (laughs) I'd do it on stage.
C: I'd pay to see that.
E: I'm sure plenty of guys would be into that.
C: "Oooh, don't take off those library glasses!"
E: Sadly enough, I really do wear glasses like that.
Do you have any questions you'd like answered? Post your questions below and I'll ask them in my next interview.
Comments (75)
*shake shake shake*
I would love to get into stripping. It would be worlds better than what I do now.
@DrakonFyre - Time to open my own stlip crub.
LOL my one friend stripped to help make money during school. At first we were afraid that she would get attacked, you know by like skeevy guys, after her shift and she's walking to her car. But she was fine and she said most people behaved themselves. And she made good money but because of her future profession once she started her internship she had to quit. (She was going into the medical profession so I'm guessing the profession doesn't want to have that awkward moment of "hey it's that my dr. up there?".)
I'm curious is she ever got a customer she knew. That's gotta be a funny story
@theasianwithnoname - surprisingly, many soon-to-be professionals strip to pay for college.
@npr32486 - That'd be funny! I'll ask her that.
I thought about it... I was actually asked to join suicide girls when i was 17 but I decided against... Would be so disturbed if one of my cousins or brothers came across a picture...
Question... Are there a lot of mom strippers or not really?
God I wish I had the body for that... lol. SO EASY! PROFITING OFF BONERS!
@MommyMarty22 - that would be slightlyyyy awkward! Excellent Q. I'll ask her.
@nimbusthedragon - I think you do.
@CaKaLusa - I'm not sure how to take that, but HEY IT'S A COMPLIMENT NOW ^_- And I don't mean to degrade her dancing skills by saying it's easy, either. Dancing isn't, and it takes guts to be naked lol. But I mean the concept of it. EASY.
@nimbusthedragon - wait, I did say a compliment. D'OHHHH! But yeah, if you get over that initial hump, it's easy, according to my friend.
Not just slightly! lol
what got you into stripping and would you recommend it to other girls?
Cool interview, she seems like a nice person...you seem exactly like I imagine you to be lol
---Questions---
Do you lose respect for men?
Is it good or bad for self/body image?
Not serious: How good was Mr. Peanut?
Serious: Do any of the girls take it seriously enough to really go all out (classes, plastic surgery, other things)? And how many actually take it beyond the stage with 'clients' (not sure if that's the right noun in this case, but I'll go with it).
i knew a few health professionals used stripping for paying off grad school.
They turned out well other then their little secret
@SaintBlue1131 - yeah, nothing is awkward between us!
@whotakethmycoke - the VIP roooooom! Good questions. I'll ask her about that.
= )
@CaKaLusa - ror!
Have you ever developed feelings for a client? Or became friends with one outside of work?
You must interview a male dancer next. It's quite fascinating to talk to a straight guy about dancing at gay bars.
A few of my bffs in the Midwest were exotic dancers. They were more genuine than many girls I went to college with...and I mean genuine, funny, supportive, a lot like how E sounds. I miss them.
"the ones that REALLY go to school..." LOL!
If you could find a male stripper to interview that would be neat. I wonder if the male stripper culture is different or if they have fewer clients, since I've met far more women uptight about watching people stripping than men.
Does she enjoy it?
If she has a bf, does he know/care?
Does she have a favorite theme/costume? what is it?
5-800 a day? Fuuuck I wish I was a girl.
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@mrqtran - hahahah yes!
lol interesting interview ahhahahaha too bad i ain't go the body lol
do you do house parties?
hehehehehheh
@mkazama - @Lynn1013 - I'll strippah fo you twooooo!
@bambii - Let's dance!
@Scrooge0 - haha, that was my favorite line, too.
@xsimplepleasuresx - I'll be sure to ask!
@VNlilMAN - me too. sometimes.
@luvs_u - IMPRANTS!
@adrenalinexxx - manager approved.
@CaKaLusa - I'm not interviewing you. Go hit up a male dancer and post on it.
@mkazama - Flee rap dance anyway.
Free rap dance? Cool, I guess.
Plain ol' lap dance... I'll be the one to flee.
@mkazama - neglo, prease.
Can I be a stripper and make money like that too? I'll do my homework on stage!
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