March 19, 2012
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We Got a Badass Over Here.
I received one of the most hilarious birthday gifts (exactly 35.7 days early *hint hint nudge nudge*) in the mail today. Though that flaming bag of poo that's left on my doorsteps every morning comes at at close second, purchasing new sneakers every two weeks has become uneconomical.
The final product!If you're unfamiliar with this meme, Helen Keller, or have a hidden racist agenda against all non-Caucasians (it's quite alright. We don't judge around here), this should explain the above photo. Sent all the way from the Netherlands (where hookers have three vaginas and have a buy 2 get 1 free deal), my friend recapped her adventure. I'd like to share it with you as well.




Comments (15)
Now taking orders for custom shirts!...err
awesome shirt
Very nice!
Relevant
Dayumnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
Gay sex.
I call dibs on Challenge Accepted. Preferably in a color that takes beer well.
Love Neil Degrasse Tyson's lectures. He makes science cool.
I'm surprised the Asian Spa on base doesn't have those massage slippers.
LOL! Nice shirt.
You're wildly exaggerating about buying sneakers every two weeks, right? I've bought shoes twice in the last 10 years - at Payless.
hah, awesome.
Love this!
lucky you!
That's a real friend
. Happy belated/early birthday (?) yayyyyyyy.
Nice! Happy early b-day to you!
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