March 20, 2012

  • Pooping For The Women.
    And other random conversations of the day.

    This morning, after the help of coffee, the bowels magnetized me towards the men's room. Standing near the restroom were two girls talking. I say, "hey" and carry on with my doodie duty (ha!). 10 fabbbbbulous minutes later I walk out, and to my chagrin, the ladies are still talking. How embarrassing. It's like they definitely know I dropped a deuce. "OH HELLO! I POOPED!"

    At first, I was like...
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    Then after I walked out of the restroom and saw them still standing there...
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    NOW FOR A FUN TIME RANDOM PHOTO INTERMISSION!

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    Random conversations of the day with coworkers.

    Me: Dude, have you hovered around AJC (Annoying Jewish Coworker) lately? Dude, she smells. Really bad.
    Him: Really? Nah, man, I don't go near her.
    Me: Like...you know the saying, "You are what you eat"? Well, she definitely smells like it--expired food.

    With the weather showing its first sneak peek of Spring weather, coworker and I spot a lovely girl in a cute summer dress sitting outside.

    Me: Yo! Look.
    Him: Wow. This girl's rack is phenomenal. Tell you what, if you consider my offer and I end up getting laid, I will try to snap a picture of her tits with my cellphone and send it to you. Trust me, they are great.

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