April 12, 2012
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A Shucking Disaster.
For Valentines Day, sister (@amuse_bouche) and I decided we didn't need significant others, we just needed lots of booze. Wonderful, intoxicating booze and oysters. Along with being terrible handlers of alcohol (mainly myself), that day, we learned we're one bad arse mothershuckers.
Sister lugged out a dozen or so oysters. It smelled like a lesbian club.
She attempts to pry one open, but no luck. Clearly, a powerdrill was required (no joke).
I prayed, "No loss of fingers. No loss of fingers..."
What? No pearls? RIP OFF!
Five hours later, success! Only 11 more to go.
We decided to take a break. Stubborn mollusks!
It was time for Vegemite!
And plenty of booze.
My friend decided, "Eff this!" And contemplated leaping off the roof.
We finally did it, after losing only three fingers and an eye.
Calling your mothers over for dinner.
A tablet makes for a great cutting board, too!
Chop, chop, chop!
The rack of lamb for supper. SO GEWT!
(I was far too drunk and seven vodkas in to remember eating this)Just in case you wanted to see more shuckin' around:
Comments (98)
SHUCK SO HARD
OYSTERS WANNA BRINE ME.
All of that look's pretty. So weird I never tried any of that stuff...
Hope it all tasted good 
BTW. what type of camera was used? I like your photo's.
I can't believe you weren't wearin gloves when you shucked! Have you never shucked before? The lamb looked perfect....getting ideas now....don't worry! They're not about your cute sis!
Lamb. I should probably try this meat.
highlight = lamb
ooh, looks fancy!
Looks amazing!
Also, your sister is gorgeous, too!
hrm.... am I the first to say "FIRST for brother-in-law Application!!" ?
I have a general rule against eating anything from the brachopod phylum. The lamb looks good, though. "Thumbs up" on saving all your digits...I don't think I could do it.
@MommyMarty22 - lamb OR oysters? Whoa! TIME TO EAT UP!
I use a cameraphone... >:D
@Kellsbella - Shuckin' like a pro. We were cautious with the shucking knife!
@Thatslifekid - Lamb is my preferred meat.
@BenelliMan - Lamb so gewt!
@raspberryjade - Mad fan-sayyyy
@Xbeautifully_broken_downX - It was amazing, indeed! SO DERISH!
@BenelliMan - Get in line, sir! It'll be a long wait.
@TutelageOfTheMundane - But all those filters of the sea are delicious!
Clam it! I don't give a shuck! God lamb!
I want food now.
Am I the only one that's going to say how hot your sister is?
@laytexduckie - SO PUNNY! :p
@Happily_Married_Guy - I think so...yes...
That lamb looks delicious. You should have made raw oyster and vinegar mix. Next time
@stupid_systemus - We did oyster shooters four ways. Burp
@CaKaLusa - Nice.
@CaKaLusa - Best own comment ever.
Lol oysters
for siblings, you two look strangely unalike.
Looks dericious.
@CaKaLusa - not if they all.. disappear.. bwahaha... bWAhaha... BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!
plz sign me up at your next shucking event!!!
This is kind of a random post considering it's April, but I like it. My favorite part is when you were inviting my mom over for dinner, haha.
How is she your sister? Your dad messed around in Aussie land?
Call her what you want, incest fantasy. But two dudes and one chick for a home cooked valentine's day meal? With a lot of booze?
Ohhhh yeaaaa high five!
SHUCK YEAH!
Nice! Must try this =)
Does your sister have a British accent?
Oysters are nastay. But I'm glad you enjoyed them.
How much time did the shucking take?
yummy oyster ! wow $3 for 1 oyster at restaurant thats pretty expensive
over here at some restaurants there's $1 / oyster deal
I came
LOL at the powerdrill. So scary with just bare hands!
Terrific video!
You have a sister? o.O
@lovejennyy - your faveeee
@Konrado - indeed. crazy genetics.
@GreenTeaGym - twas gewt!
@BenelliMan - ruh roh!
@smile4leena - fo sho! now fly to ny.
@rachelbachel32 - invite ALL the moms!
@cbr600 - indeed, mate!
@iscaphia - IT WAS DIRTY! SO DIRTY! Oysters are quite dirty.
@fLiPgUy31O - shuck you! shuck the shell up! hahaha
@Tamagohead222 - Let me know how it turns out!
@amateurprose - Australian, mate!
@nimbusthedragon - You tries? YOU MUST ACQUIRE TASTE!
@Sheegwa - About 30-45 minutes with breaks in between.
@phuck_diz_shiz - There's a few $1 oysters in the city, usually for happy hour.
@BaLob - JIZZ ON THE SHELL!
@youngvan - manly, manly hands!
@zircle999 - danke!
@MzKeekz - from many different mothers. Quite the mystery!
Haha. you guys should have used a screwdriver; I'm always nervous shucking with a knife. Great looking lineup though!
@CaKaLusa - I PREFER MY FOOD *NOT* HAVING THE CONSISTENCY OF SNOT! KTHXBAI
I spent 2 years in Australia, and I'd rather lick a goats ass than ever eat Vegemite again.
YUMMM!!!
come down to houston and i'll show you how to shuck. hahah its not that hard. lol
@jeannie_dot_com - It's not hard, just hard to open sometimes! AUSTIN, YO!
Where was my invite??
@CaKaLusa - Bitte!
Good looking meal. Shuck you very much.
Your blogs are totally worth giving time and energy.
Loving Valentine
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