April 17, 2012

  • HOW TO CHOOSE WOMEN.

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    For most guys, the idea of approaching a cute girl is too daunting to attempt alone. You need your buddies aka Wingmen aka Henchmen aka Brotatoes around you for a bit of support and a safe place to return to just in case, you know, your approach completely blows to sh*t and you crumble into a pile of dust. But your buddies may not be what you need when you’re trying to make a move. But what if the same girl or Xangan cutie catches the eye of one (or more) of your friends? It could make things rather messy. So what’s a guy to do?

    That's why you have us. @FlipGuy31O @SonyChak @Junbelievable08 @Roadlesstaken @Timmmmmmy

    ASSCAT PROUDLY PRESENTS:

    ASSCAT PROCLAMATION TO POON

    DIBS EDITION


    1) Each ASSCAT* member is allowed one per state.  The first to mention in the chat forum (Facebook, chatroom, GroupMe, etc.) has official DIBS on said person.

    2) International Xangans are free-for-all! No dibs required unless clearly stated and agreed upon by majority vote (4 out of 6).

    3) ASSCAT member must have a form of communication within 72 hours of mentioning/sighting the female in question.  Communication must be reciprocated.  If nothing happens within two (2) weeks time, said DIBS is placed back into the selection pool.

    4) In the unlikely event that there is a clashing of claim, there will be an ASSCAT tribunal wherein the founding members will congregate and hear out both parties for a fair trial.  

    5) In the event there is a Xanga Meetup of sort, the hosting member(s) will have bonus options of first choice and up to three (3) additional selections.

    6) In the event that you (ASSCAT member) are no longer single, the nearest single ASSCAT member to you (physically) gets all your dibs

    7) One may accumulate “Bro Assist” points for helping the single ASSCAT member(s) out. This will translate to +2 girls for the next availability of singledom.

    8) Round robin rules. We go around until every member has secured one for themselves, where we will then go around again until all parties are satisfied.

    *Replace term ASSCAT with your group of friends or party where applicable.

    Charts, figures, and other graphs that make this look more legitimate.

    Hot Scale

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    It's a job, but somebody's gotta do it.

    References
    Bro Code:  http://jigarbpatel.blogspot.com/2008/12/official-bro-code-part-1-articles-1-40.html

    This article has been approved by the good people of ASSCAT Inc (except in Nigeria, Austria, and other countries that are irrelevant).

    Are there other rules of calling dibs on girls we're missing?

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