April 24, 2012
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Xanga Animated.
The many faces of Xanga.How most people feel when they post something on Xanga and nobody comments.

"Nobody ever pays me in gum..."When an obscure Xangan writes a popular post.

When I write a protected post and realize it's public...the next morning.

When I have writer's block.
If I force myself to write:

If I’m drunk:

Finding out Xanga will be down for the next 3-4 hours due to maintenance.

When I see a post about a Xanga couple.

Rationale when I receive few comments.

Finding out a Xanga Meetup was held and you weren't invited.

Hitting submit and seeing the post disappear into another dimension.

Witness a heated Xangan's criticizing comment on someone's post.

When I prepare a rant or post about another Xangan.

When I see a Xangan post "modeling" pictures.

When I meet someone in person from Xanga and introduce myself for the first time.

When I meet someone in person from Xanga and realize their photos don't match the person.

What usually happens when I meet someone in person from Xanga and realize their photos don't match the person.

I turn into a drunk blonde, obviously.When Xanga finally adds new features.

When I get mentioned in a post.

General reaction when there's a new post on Datingish.

When somebody attractive comments on my post and I visit their site, only to find out they're married.

When I start receiving lots of recs.

Reaching frontpage within an hour.

When a defunct Xangan returns after a few years.

ASSCAT members the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

@FlipGuy31O @SonyChak @Junbelievable08 @Roadlesstaken @TimmmmmmyWhen I see somebody timestamp.

Still noticing Quotes Sites fake their views.

Reading a post that your Xanga crush is now in a relationship.

When an attractive Xangan comments on a post.
What I think I look like:

What I actually look like:

A Xangan writes a rumor about you and others.

I give somebody Xanga Premium.

When I write a great post then see a spambot comment all over it.

When somebody invites themselves to a Xanga meetup.

When a Xangan posts one too many gifs in a post.

Comments (234)
ERRBODY GETTIN' GIFS.
AHAHAHAHA. SOO TRUEEE
LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE!!!!!!!!!!
The spambot one... hahahahahahaha
hahaha CHERISH IT!
too many good ones to comment. but the second to last one was mean!
I was giffing before it was an illegal sexual activity... right?
@raspberryjade - Are you guilty of such? :p
My eyes were exhausted after going through all those gifs.
@CaKaLusa - haha no, I never even went to a meetup, but then I feel like its too exclusive for me..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/mackenzieO4/GIFS%20October%202010/ei5r4p.gif
hahaha
@raspberryjade - Meetups are open for all! Unless you's a creeeeeep. Then there's no such thing as Xanga meetups...
lol @ gif
What the hello is a GIF?
What is a Quote site or spambot?
too funny
YUP. I wouldn't argue with any of this!
hahaha that's great! *claps*
>=)
Gifferific!
haha pretty good!
Blue barracudas gif ~~~~~
funny
@stupid_systemus - gif ALL the things.
@suefa_lee - Rub dem eyes!
@Kellsbella - What you see above. Animated pictures. It's a file format.
@AmyDoo - Le gasp!
its morphin time xd
lol! Awesome. I didn't know Pauly D is on Xanga.
Hilarious... My favorite was the Gorilla gif and caption, that had me laughing out loud so my neighbors can hear me... My neighbors
Great! I find I can relate to a lot of these. I have a corgi.
Too cute
woot
I can relate to a few.
This one had the funniest .gif:
[Hitting submit and seeing the post disappear into another dimension.]
LOL!
In all of my years on Xanga I've been that second gif like three times. /hide Thank goodness I've never done that third gif!
Datingish might be a real reaction. I can't tell.
You can never have too many GIFs! lol
terGIFic
The datingish gif and the post disappearing after submitting is on point! haha
lolol
Now they have 3d Gif and that makes you really have headaches.
Oh my G-d you have demonstrated the wonders of gif. What new trends will you do to top this?
i love gifs. You look like that gorilla :p
This is the work of a genius ! it is funny, true and insightful. i had a big laugh...
My reaction to seeing my post disappear into another dimension is more like the Hulk transformation or Darth Vader's infamous "NOOOOOO!!!"
Yeah, I'd be the one careening down that hill out of control to the very finish. *SIGH*
I want to have sex with a gorilla who looks like ctaretz.
LOL so true LMAO
Costanza is our inspiration
so trueee!! if only i had the joys of a lot of this stuff!
poor poor lonely poetry blogs.
@CaKaLusa - Well that doesn't help me...
So when you're drunk, you turn into a blonde with boobs?
I'm still laughing my ass off at the couples one. Totally want to do that one day, but too chicken shit to.
LOL Datingish
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0iiwtYFWv1qz6e39o1_250.gif
Did you borrow some of these from Alex?
Hahaha!
(=
Spambot wipeout WoooHooo
so true! all of them!
morphin power rangerrrrrrr! haha nice.
"When I get mentioned in a post" I fucking loved that showwwwwwwwww!! but cant seem to remember the name!! ahhh!!
Sweet I can jump out of a coffin!
what about the people who have other Xangas and use those Xangas to comment and rec their own posts? The Quotes sites aren't the only ones guilty of this.
I mean... since you called them out, I haven't seen ANY of the quote sites on the front page.
I'M NOT SAYIN.
I'M JUSSAYIN.
Also, this post made me giggle.
Sweet!
Lol.
I hope I didn't turn you into a drunk blonde. :-0
This post is hilarious!! I love your coughtumblrcough xanga post!!
Love it!
All rings true to me
Hilarious!!!
There are two things we should love: Dave Chappelle and GIFs. That is all!
That gorilla is BAUSS
Heh! Loved it!!
cool post.
I can't say I've humped the bed after getting on the front page, but now that you've put the idea in my head...
Haha! Good one.
storytelling at its best!!!
hahahaha I love these kinds of posts. They're all over Tumblr and I have them favorited.
EPIC Legends of the Hidden Temple GIF. These youngins don't know shit about that.
This was a "treasure" post. Excellent.
Very nice. I relate with the first picture. ha ha
I really love the power rangers one, but that's only because it brought in an ocean of emotions from when I was like 10. Oh yeah. I was a tomboy girl, I loved Tommy, the white/green ranger!
hahaha.... No more updates!
Nice post
This post seriously made my day. THANK YOU.
Well done.
You crack me up with every post!
This is made of win.
Gotta love GIFs.
TOO fucking funny, lmfao!!! "Cherish it!", hahahahahahahaha!!
If I DO end up cutting my friends/subscriptions - you are NOT going to be one of them - I NEED this sort of belly laugh to keep me sane!
Oh crap - I'm becoming a "rec"er - and I HATE recs, lmao!!
lol I love Xanga posts WITH GIFS!
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