Why? When I read the words without the pictures, I thought you were hilarious, but when I saw the pictures, I could only ask, "Why ruin a perfectly wonderful joke with bathroom pictures. I am an old nurse, and I have had more to do with human being's anal orifices than anyone could ever imagine. It is hard to see men or women cry when they are so impacted with excrement that a nurse has to go in with fingers and take it out, so they can finally begin to move their bowels -- not forgetting they have cancer, no hair, and do you understand that cancer is necrotic tissue sooner than the rest of the body. I had three sons before daughters, and at age four every son though toilet jokes were the funniest things going. Now I grant you that you have gotten plenty of comments with such four year old humor. I just do not get it though, for one thing which humans have over animals is the proper form to defecate and it is separate from the area our bodies collect waste. I do not get pictures and drawings of human beings that are meant to shock, though I understood that four year olds found their bodies in its early years to be a big poop factory which spewed gas.I will admit too that I did not understand why young men wound up in the ER again and again with anal tears which had become infected and say what you will; The early AIDS cases were mainly young gay males; Then every thing became not as clear cut and easy going - The bugger your buddies parties. Now women have to bury their faces in other young women's vaginas, or they are chicken; And they haven't had the full glut of sexual experiences, and Hollywood helps this along with the new lesbian lover on every show.I know we are going to get a Holocaust movie every year; That is the way it is, that human beings need to be reminded of when they became lesser than starved dogs and mamed each other; So I get it Hollywoood that we need reminded constantly of the horrible inhumanity of the past when God seemed absent. We know that there is good and evil and in the generation when people were gassed and turned to cord wood; Alright, I fully understand that we need a reminder, and we should thank the entertainment industry for what they are doing for us; Never forget the Holocaust.We do not need to know about people's alternative lives sexually. Women immersing their selves in other women will eventually have a cause not dissimilar from the AIDS folks, for women's viral infections of the vagina are at first very quiet, then we get the sores and the drips, so we were behind the guys, but; Hey; We are catching up, because we are not reminded constantly that sex is so fun and uninhibited with women on women. Why it is the entertainment industries responsibility to spread this word beats me, for as in the case with one of my daughters, then there is a woman waiting in the wings when men have broken your hears to show you how easy it is to get off without those men; Let's watch ER, and let us make Ellen DeGenerous the new Oprah, so now we get to know the old sex just was not working, and flicking your tongue like a frog at another woman means that the woman who made that little gesture with eyes on a girl is saying; "Oh yeah;" I want you badly.You, and a lot of folks want to remind us first thing in the morning that culture has changed, so lets freak out these stupid and arrogant idiots who believe that there is something beautiful about the fact human beings are higher forms, and we were seen as too precious not to have urinary sphincters which switch closed when a male is depositing sperm, and women have a third opening as such a baby can pass through her birth canal. Show them ugly body drawings, clay shaped like poop - or poop shaped like poop, and make joikes about holes when we cannot use the clinical term, orifice. Yee Gods! This is knee slapping hysterical.I want every girl who has been molested by fathers to know that I might understand many situations where women are a safer harbor. I want women who have so much testosterone on board that they have to put up with facial hair but are stuck in a woman's body that I understand that they have a natural attraction to other females, because when you get down to their chemistry, and it does not take a rocket scientist to figure this out; These women feel like and act like males oftentimes, because they were born with the misfortune of a vagina. I hurt for the young boys who long for ruby slippers, who from a very young age want women's toys and women's bodies, for these kids again are in the wrong skin. Chemically and physically it is not only feasible it is totally possible that people are just not the sexual organ they are born with. Can you imagine how it hurts when you are a ten year old boy and want hugs and kisses from the boy sitting next to you in class, but you are told you are a freak, because you are supposed to feel that way about the little girl across the room!Instead of GLBT weddings, maybe we should start at something rudimentary by helping the people who are so desparate to be the opposite sex that are they are willing to go through mutilation to become that gender. The rich can afford the operations, but I do not see any raffles out here for the poor young men and young women who know they are GLBT, one, the other, or all; No one is having the mercy to sponser sex change operations, and some of these people are so desperate they commit suicide, because they have felt one way from birth, and no one has counseled them to let them know thatthey are normal, and their sexual feelings are how they are born, so if sex change is what they are after, a mutilating and extremely difficult operation which might just kill them; Then society needs to have some mercy on them and to support them all the way.Choice is another thing when it comes to anyone's sexual behaviors. When you just decide you want to be a part of the GLBT club, for it is a whole lot of fun to have zero rules or judgments placed on your behavior; Then you have the choice; you made the choice, and it feels great to you that you were so brave one day to have sex with a person that has your same parts. The studies showing that choice is a part of the whole thing has the microphone and the audience to declare their sexual freedom and to control the media however they wish, so just like we once needed the token black person on a TV show, then now we have to have a token lesbian, a token gay guy, and a really stupid Jesus freak who you can make look like they just came out of, "Swamp People," and do you not think that program was made because they knew that it would have shock value; then you are just looney.Here is the deal, as my brother might say; "Here is the deal;" Everyone but straight and decent Christians are made to look and to sound as if they are the new, "Normal," and you know that is the truth. Christians were food for the lions, and we are a very unpopular group today, because we dare say that one makes a choice and lives with that choice in a lot of cases. Christian hate is rampant, and when it comes down to it this little piece displayed on your web site is just another, Tickle that funny bone," jab at the idea that decency remains somewhere.Watch out for the real Christians and Jews though, for we have survived everything from being Lion food to Cathholics, Arians who took care of their Jewish brothers and sisters, Gypsies, and Cristian Nazi sympathizers saw the gas chambers and were the first killed even before Evil incarnate saw Jewish people killed in the Nazi gas chambers, and our latest threat is that if it is a scandal and it is about church and evil doer Christians, then your evening news is going to come in like a sparkler which blew up a compost pile anywhere on the globe, because real Christians are quiet, and they do not gloat bringing attention to their beliefs.I watch some Catholic television, for there are some history and travel programs, but general Christian television is, for the most part, embarrassing, so how does the world see us from the time of Tammy Faye onward. No one has to orchestrate that most of Christian network programming makes dread flow in the hearts of all who seek a faith based life.Almost each day I have you on my computer, and each day it is somewhat similar; Draw them in, the get, "Nasty," and today I was giving you credit for being a genious in how to make so few words hilarious. Then the pictures to catch the eyes of we old bitties, Jesus freaks, even Jewish and Muslims who certainly draw a line in what is clean and unclean; You got us, blew the joke, and left us in our own swill, because most are not going to take the time to write what it makes us feel like.The pictures would be hilarious to my kindergarten grandson, but they get to me with some sadness. I so thank the people who come to Xanga day after day with a faith life or not and who post beauty and knowledge, for they are inspirational. If we only had smell-a-vision over the net, then your life would be complete, for you could pass flatulence on to all of us, and it would meet a need which you have.I have known a whole lot of people just like you, but they usually are waiting for their Mama to come and wipe them after they have been good and have used the toilet. Someone failed to give you the love and the praise which you needed at that moment many years ago, and you are left to act out now; So I will end this tirade on the day you killed beauty before I had lunch. Just know that you are understood, that you are loved by many, and getting attention in the way you do could be used if you would open your heart. I am not perfect, and in fact in places like India, I would be seen as unclean, for we nurses had to deal with body functions every day, and yes; We come and clean things up, and right now I can no longer clean up people and bodies any more, and I have no safe harbor, for those who can afford the shock value even have our President jumping to a tune instead of affairs of state.Thus I must just feel sorry for all of us, for we are fodder again for those who will endeavor to show us how fun it is to get down and dirty. Bless those who pray for we have mainly moved to better houses since over 2000 years ago, and our faith states that we are to first off, "Love you," so we will try very hard to do just that.God bless you; Got any Depends jokes for tomorrow?Barbara Everett Heintz, "Pinkhoneysuckle" Author - Amazon and Kindle Ready