May 14, 2012
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In An Open Relationship.
There's a moment in every man's life that he will be simply awestruck by utter beauty. The way she dances on screen and leaves you wanting more. You can't eat, sleep, or go a moment without thinking about her. You look at the time and it's already sunrise because you'd rather forgo sleep than spend a waking moment without her in front of you.
Sorry, ladies, but I'm officially taken as of today. And as most relationships affect Xangans, expect a lack of updates due to this new-found relationship.
I wish I could Scrooge McDuck dive into this.
Expect all of team ASSCAT to suffer the same fate.
@FlipGuy31O @SonyChak @Junbelievable08 @Roadlesstaken @Timmmmmmy
So, which class are you going to roll?
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And lemme know your blizz accnt!
I'll contine to update, but my posts will probably be Diablo related.
So are you sayin we're no longer on for our massage, er, I mean dinner dates?
I'm certain my husband will also temporarily abandon me for the same woman. I will forgive him and take him back when he returns to the living.His obsession will be met with few food/drink/bathroom breaks until he gets her out of his system. I will then welcome him home with open arms, right after he showers.
I think I'm rolling through and expressing approval for every D3 post on Xanga. I'll be right there with you!
I farteeeeeeed
@fLiPgUy31O - We all should take a group photo of us "before" and "after" after a few weeks.
@Kellsbella - Those "dinner dates" will always be welcomed!
@BoulderChristina - This new slut in town will leave him tired and hungry for more. Best of luck!
ughhh losing all my friends today.
@babyxxxo - Most excellent! What class you rolling out? And did you play the open beta?
@ShimmerBodyCream - That's what a jealous girlfriend with Diablo 3 in town would do.
@eatdrinkandbemaryy - I'll still be available for a drink or two. Then it's back to business with D3.
I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!
RAY OF FROST!
@CaKaLusa - Haven't made any decisions yet, and no, I couldn't lol. On the phone with Blizzard nao.
@Timmmmmmy - Don't say that if you don't mean it! (see you there too, hun!)
@Roadlesstaken - Ice ALL the things!
@babyxxxo - Why are you on the phone with them?
@CaKaLusa - I'll PM you my REAL ID.
I AM GOING TO BE SO GLUED TO THE COMPUTER IT'S GOING TO BE RIDICULOUS.
I played the Beta through most of the classes up to 15. XD
@CaKaLusa - I had an account autheticator on my old phone and my ex boyfriend stole my phone. I was in the midst of being busy with school and etc that I didn't have time to handle my gaming business. Which also subsequently caused me a month of paid unplayed WoW.
@babyxxxo - scumbag boyfriendddd!
Bros before hoes.
@CaKaLusa - exactly why he's no longer my boyfriend. But now I'm calling Blizzard at the worst time possible lol
@Xbeautifully_broken_downX - Sounds gewt! What you gonna roll?
@mkazama - DiablHOES!
@babyxxxo - Yeah, their phone lines are super busy. I tried calling earlier, too.
BARBARIAN. I just like seeing fleshy mobs explode in a mixture of blood and meat. >.<
Hopefully, I don't die.
I get so reckless when I'm overpowered.
@CaKaLusa - I especially liked the Witch Doctor, the Wizard, and the Demon Hunter, but I'll probably roll the last one because I got really happy with the rapid fire feature on the bow. XD
@naguyin - hahah...avoid playing hardcore early then
@Xbeautifully_broken_downX - I'm gonna roll WD. The DH machine gun is really fun to use, too!
@CaKaLusa - Cool! I will probably go through all the classes, eventually...just like I do in WoW. Haha.
BLIZZARD GETS ALL MAH MONEY.
@CaKaLusa - Well, at least not with the barb. I'll probably try it with a ranged char--unless the dev team has anything like a Duriel boss secretly in store for us.
My hubby is also into the whole Diablo craze. If I really, really, really want his attention, and he is tunnel-vision on the screen, I just crawl into his lap
I'm proud to say that I will not be playing this. Bullet dodged.
@BandoHobbit - Even then...best of luck!
@eRicSpellsRice - But all the cool kids are playing itttt!
@CaKaLusa - haha what did you need to call for?
@babyxxxo - I need to reset my battle.net ID. It has extra characters in it.
LOSER.
More girls for me.
xz will be dead.
The Devil is coming!!!
I is sorry I cannot partake. I am all about the Jesus! =P DIAB-NOOOOOOOO!
Guess I'm cleaning the house in high heels and booty shorts to get his attention... Maybe if he looks away from the screen.
LMAOOOOOOOOO.
ROFL
@mkazama - and Diablo is definitely a bro game.
@SlackerSociety - Diablo's his garden tool.
Ladies, the secret to reminding your man of your existence during Diablo mania is
BLOW JOBS.
Or, just play too. Either way, you're getting laid.
i have never played diablo...
@adrenalinexxx - I HAVE NO FRIEND NAMED EDUARDO.
@wretched_epiphany - get laid get diablow'd.
@Closure_Theory - GOOD LUCK! YOU'LL NEED IT!
@sonychak - Always!
@coolmonkey - For a few months, enjoy!
As LMFAO put it... "I'm leaving you for the groove".
I'm more of the Eve online type.. At least mine has a female name.. haha
Aww you can have both, you know
what do you mean by open?
Lucky for my husband I'm playing with him.
why so many???
Im playing a barb!! so much fun with error 37 boss
First I'm gonna roll an 'error 37'!!!! Bwhahahahaha! And then a 3006, and then a 300008, and then play a witch doctor for 20 min til the server goes down.
Demon Hunter as my first character!
@atypicalindividual - She looks just like a female Night Elf hunter. One of my old WoW chars
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