May 29, 2012
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Why I Don't Like Xanga Meets.
The truth must be told.There have been numerous Xanga meets in the past. Some taking place in New York, California, Virginia, and even Houston. But I must admit, I don't like them. Not one bit. I can spill out a tome of words for reasons these meetups are terrible, but I'll just let these photos speak for themselves.
They buy each other drinks, clearly to get you drunk so they can take advantage of you.
I get abused like a ragdoll. You never feel welcome at a Xanga meet.
Every meet up, I must resist the urge of assaulting others.
(photo credit to @whotakethmycoke)
Xangans begin hating each other due to not being able to stand each other for more than five minutes.
But I also have no self-control.
And I'm a cannibal.
I'm always used as a pillow. I should start charging.
Xangans pretend to be good friends with you...
...then make fun of you behind your back.
There is no concept of personal space with Xangans.
...ever.
Xangans become introverts all of a sudden.
Xangans make fun of each other's mothers.
These two Xangans will tell you they love you long time, BUT THEY NEVER DO!
They start jizzing on each other's shirts.
Some of us can't spell.
The food is okay, I guess...
Xanga can be pervy at times.
Xangans make your eardrums suffer, one song a at a time.
Xangans are exhibitionists. Some more than others.
There is always a battle for the top with Xangans.
I get no respect. I don't even get color.
(Photo credit to @mycontinuity)
THEY WILL LEAVE YOU BEHIND!
Xanga causes so many love triangles and drama.
Xangans make phallic jokes and object out of anything. Pervs.
But I can make pervy jokes too...
Xangan girls think they're better than us guys. WHATEVER!
Xangans pretend to listen or read, but never really do.
9 out of 10 Xangans are usually drunk.
Even Charlie Brown doesn't care about us.
Xangans pretend to massage each other, like a human centipede. But we're secretly plotting each other's deaths.
Xangans are forever alone and don't care about anyone but themselves.
And they high five each other for doing so! How rude!
Every time I meet up, I feel objectified around these Xangans. I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT, OKAY?
This guy's from Tumblr. He knows how to party at least.
Xangans gather around for good food, pizza, and friends. Not this group. We're terrible friends. NOW PASS THE OLIVE OIL.
That's why I hate Xanga Meetups.
(Photo credit to @lcrazyaznl)I especially hate meeting up with these folk!@Roadlesstaken @scrooge0 @infinitiny @lcrazyaznl @whotakethmycoke @stupidsystemus @chicbananas @mycontinuity @jennfaceee @mkazama @ladiiee @victoriamisu @jia_x3
Comments (68)
GOD! HATE THESE XANGANS!
GRRRR
At least they aren't getting their genitals cut off and then cooking them up and selling them at a premium price. That was by far the most bizarre story I've read in weeks. Even more bizarre than the naked dude eating the other naked dudes face over the weekend.
I find it hilarious how we both post at almost the same time and we used chose a lot of the same pics. We've been around each other too much.
Man, my post feels way too sentimental now compared to yours haha
U forgot the titty grabs/twists and vuvuzela!
The scary man in the boxers was not a true Xangan, but A POSER. I was unimpressed.
good times! lol
@mickyj09 - The zombies are coming!
@Roadlesstaken - I SEE YOU POSTIN'...THEY HATIN'...
@cbr600 - That's for the private collection.
@chicbananas - He's probably from Livejournal or something obscure...
@Ladiiee - alllwayyyyysss
@Timmmmmmy - NEVER FORGET!
YOU DIDN'T MENTION DIABLO 3.
@CaKaLusa - I was thinking of a specific registry, but we'll go with that, too.
@chicbananas - He was nice to me...haha. All he wanted was to play some paddle ball.
@Roadlesstaken - He was kind of a dick to Fred. I guess we were sitting near his iPod and he insinuated Fred was going to try to steal it. Ok dude, you're the one playing paddle ball with kids while being nearly naked. Fred didn't even notice his crap lying in the grass.
The guy in the boxers... I saw more than I wanted to see...
@lovelybish - RIGHT?! You and I were sitting right there and he ran a little too close to us and.. it wasn't pleasant, ahahaha
It's not just Xangans. Try sleeping in a Korean dorm, a bay-type dorm, on the floor, in a sleeping bag. It is called "Dogpile While Sleeping". :}
@chicbananas - I saw an outline for his junk. Not impressed!
Should have put some soy sauce on that for you. haha
@lovelybish - I could see its outline swinging back and forth. Hahaha oh God
I start throwing the thumbs up when I'm drunk...
wow so many good looking girls. thank god i was not in town otherwise i would feel very ugly and short.
haha. great pics. looks like you guys had a blast. i have to add a shameless plug. that photo of the underpass in Central Park (i believe that's what it is)...i won an award at a United Nations photo contest for a black and white photo i took, developed and printed of that very underpass. i was shocked because i'd only started doing photography weeks before and bought my first darkroom equipment to print that photo. the photo took 3rd place overall and part of the reason was the print, my choice of warm semi-matte paper and the exposure range. there's a lesson in this. after buying my first Nikon SLR camera i bought 3 books by Ansel Adams and read all three cover to cover..."The Camera", "The Negative" and "The Print". the lesson is when you do something look to the best for mentoring and give it your all. wonderful things can happen. soon afterwards i was hired for other photographic reasons by one of the top NYC society photographers at the time. i took photos of the likes of Walter Cronkite, Anthony Quinn, Frank Sinatra, and many others known and not so known.
i'm telling you this because you people are young and full of future (i'm 58). whatever you do be passionate about it and never give up. you might fall short of some of your dreams but other dreams you can't imagine today will evolve if you pour your life into what you do.
Animals, the whole lot o' ya.
What we need is a crazy man mass killing at a xanga meetup. It would help bring a little publicity and might kill off a few of the annoying people. So it is a win for everyone.
you know you had hell lotsa fun!
i'd jizz on tony's shirt.
Pssh tumblr kids are not cool. Reddit is the new place to meet all the cool people. Plus, the neat Xangans live in minorly major cities, like Cleveland.
yeah, I agree. the heck with that crowd. mono cultural atheists. yuk.
@Sonlay, I'm sure you'd jizz on @drawmethattony 's shirt.
@Cakalusa You know you love us. >;]
Nice cleavage xD
=)
haha pushing together boobs. good teamwork
Jen is clearly abusive.
@TheSutraDude - I really enjoyed reading your comment.
@TheTheologiansCafe - Challenge...considered.
Im gonna bitch slap you when we first meet. That will make a lasting impression.
hahaha... love the captions!
"They start jizzing on each other's shirts. "
and the human centipede comment
HAHAHA
Xi lao po po!!!
*explosionhighfive*
@chicbananas - He was LITERALLY playing with young children in his underwear! Cross one off the list!
Why with the videos? Whyyyy?? OH YEAH JOSE!
@StupidSystemus - AW YEAH JOSE!
Okay no more earthquakes for jeffy maybe big air hugs where i pick people up when drunk and happy
yeah. add me on fb dick
I can see why you hate them =P
since when are you not a piece of meat?
LOL! Terrible peoples.
LOL
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Haha really enjoyed that
cool post.
oh i forgot to mention, nice titties popolauxi
videoception!
It seems like only asians go to Xanga meetups.
That sounds like a terrible time.
Awww. So cute.
seems like a grand ol' time to me! :p
@TheSutraDude - thanks for that tidbit and words of wisdom. Much appreciated!
@smile4leena - OW! But only if I get to return the favor!
@eatdrinkandbemaryy - oh, we can be short (and ugly, not so much) together!
@CaKaLusa - you're welcome.
@smile4leena - i never told you 'where' now, did I?
@smile4leena - hiyyoooo! I hope it's something kinky, like my left elbow.
@Victoriamisu - KABOOMPALM!
@CaKaLusa - left nut?
@CaKaLusa - i kid, i kid
OMG was that my husband's cleavage shown to the public?!!?
LIES! YOU JUST DON'T WANT THE REST OF US TO GO AND HAVE FUN!
*fumes in a corner and furiously types out a Cakalusa hate post*
Ahhhh >_<
@smile4leena - Your left butt?
@babychillax - Sorry, I'm a changed man now. Literally.
@firetyger - BRING IT!
@suefa_lee - come back soon!
Because of the roofies? At least I'm hoping that's what happens.
@ShimmerBodyCream - Roofitini?
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