June 11, 2012

• Rec Me Baby.
  Song Parody of Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen

  Everybody's favorite song gets a little special Xanga treatment. If you're still listening to New Kids On The Block on your SONY Walkman from the 90s, here's the original track to reference the lyrics below.

  I made a protected post,
  Don't ask me, I'll never tell
  I'm probably going to hell,
  and now I lost my entry.
  
  I hate the blogs on Lovelyish,
  what the hell is all this?
  I wasn't looking for this,
  but now they're in my way
  
  Your site was loadin',
  Bad links, HTML showin'
  Rage face, mind was blowin'
  Where you Google memes, baby?
  
  [Chorus]
  Hey, I just tagged you,
  and this is lazy,
  but here's my Xanga,
  so rec my entry?
  
  It's hard to look right,
  at my entry,
  but here's my Xanga,
  so rec my entry?
  
  Hey, I just tagged you,
  and this is lazy,
  but here's my Xanga,
  so rec my entry?
  
  And all the other blogs,
  try to chase me,
  but here's my Xanga,
  so rec my entry?

  You took your time with the blog,
  I took no time with mine at all
  Eprops gives me nothing at all,
  But still, you're in my way
  
  You beg, and borrow and steal
  Half Malaysians think that they're real
  I didn't want to believe it,
  But those sites be cray
  
  Your site was loadin',
  Bad links, HTML showin'
  Rage face, mind was blowin'
  Where you Google memes, baby?

  Hey, I just tagged you,
  and this is lazy,
  but here's my Xanga,
  so rec my entry?

  It's hard to look right,
  at my entry,
  but here's my Xanga,
  so rec my entry?

  Hey, I just tagged you,
  and this is lazy,
  but here's my Xanga,
  so rec my entry?
  
  And all the other top blogs,
  try to chase me,
  but here's my Xanga,
  so rec my entry?
  
  After Facebook entered my life
  My posts became so bad
  My posts became so bad
  My posts became so, so bad
  
  After Facebook entered my life
  My posts became so bad
  And my view count is so sad
  My posts became so, so bad
  
  It's hard to look right,
  at my entry,
  but here's my Xanga,
  so rec my entry?
  
  Hey, I just tagged you,
  and this is lazy,
  but here's my Xanga,
  so rec my entry?
  
  And all the other top blogs,
  try to chase me,
  but here's my Xanga,
  so rec my entry?
  
  After Facebook entered my life
  My posts became so bad
  My posts became so bad
  My posts became so, so bad
  
  After Facebook entered my life
  My posts became so bad
  And my view count is so sad
  
  So rec my entry?

  I feel like Justin Bieber's left testicle on a hot, sticky, summer night. Halfway through trying to complete the song's lyrics, I required detoxification of my brain in ways unimaginable. And by detoxified, I mean drown it in alcohol. I'm about to off myself with the rest of this bottle of Tequila, on a Monday.

  If you've got the vocals (and fearlessness of embarrassing tunes), record yourself singing (or spoken word?) this song and I'll post it on my next post. I'll post the best ones up!

  • 6:55 pm
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