June 14, 2012

• Due to popular demand, I'm going to show nude photos of myself!

  
  Hello, ladie's ladies.

  Wait, no, this isn't MySpace. Instead, here's 21 Truths and 4 Lies. Time to scratch my ego and let everyone know how awesome I am. Can you guess which 4 are lies?

  1. I once was a TV game show host.

  2. I started to collect stickers as a hobby when I was 12 and continue to this day.
  3. I've never missed a day of high school and would show up even if I had the flu. Take that, everybody else!

  4. I'm bisexual and proud of it. Hayyyyy!

  5. I'm second cousins with the Kardashians, but my immediate family never acknowledges it because of their embarrassing nature and media scrutiny.
  6. I was the face of Nestle Asia for three years where I did magazine ads and commercials for China. People occasionally stop me for a picture whenever I visit Asia.
  7. When I worked in IT, I was sent out to assist a client with setting up their computer, which turned out to be Al Pacino's. He still contacts me to this day for IT help.
  8. I had my first taste of hard liquor at the age of 2. Burp.
  9. I've had access to the internet since 1991, before AOL.
  10. I've had research papers done about me. They probably failed given the subject matter.

  11. I've gambled with former president Bill Clinton.
  12. My IQ according to a battery of tests: 129.
  13. I've never verbally said the word "f*ck" intentionally in all my life. Semi-thug life!

  14. I boinked a Victoria Secret model and it was fannntastic.
  15. As a troublemaker in my youth, I went to detention numerous times, suspended three times, and been arrested...all in one year.
  16. I still hold my high school's record for most push-ups. Just don't ask me to try it again today.

  17. I participated in my first competitive video game event when I was 10.

  18. I've slept with YouTube sensation and Xangan, Ricebunny aka Michelle Phan.
  19. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. Because smokers are for jokers!

  20. I prefer a live classical orchestra than attend a rock or hip-hop concert any day.
  21. I believe in platonic relationships. I've been single all my life and enjoy it.
  22. In person, I'm reserved and observant of people.
  23. I worked for Xanga in the past.

  24. I enjoy traveling a lot. I've traveled to China for two months at the age of 15 by myself.
  25. Despite being financially stable, I've worked three jobs at the same time one point in my life. Errday I'm hustlin'!

  I tag: Anyone reading this. But I'm especially curious about ASSCAT members @FlipGuy31O @SonyChak @Junbelievable08 @Roadlesstaken @Timmmmmmy.

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