June 22, 2012
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Internet Offline.

This isn't the porn I was looking for.Dan (@thetheologianscafe) posted an interesting article today on his blog regarding the sudden loss of social networking. This morning, Twitter was down temporarily and a huge outburst of Internet users were lost and rendered useless human beings. If it went down, how would you handle it? For most people, wait it out, like the civilized people you are, right?
But here's a more pressing question that popped up when I read the article: How long could you go without any Internet access?
After five minutes of the government pulling the plug on the Internet.I've been on vacations that left me without any access to the Internet for a weeks. That was fine, and I didn't miss it at all. However, if I were at home and had a PC sitting in front of me, teasing me with immediate access, the temptation would be too strong. It'd be as if a big plate of spaghetti and meatballs was sitting in front of you after skipping breakfast, lunch, a snack of grapes in between, and dinner. In the end, I'd probably last two weeks before I caved in and browsed for the latest gossip about Lindsay Lohan passing out on cocaine.
How long could you go without any Internet access?
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If you have time you should read this series on one person's fun interpretation of what would happen to the world if the internet disappeared.
who needs internet
oh crap im oh crap, i can't google
oh no wheres my illegal movies
=(
If I have paper to do, then I can't do it without internet. But if no paper, no school.. umm maybe a week or more :p
Worse than our inability to post useless crap online, business would come to a screeching halt.
I've been a much as 2 weeks without internet. If I can have actual interaction with humans I like on a regular basis, I would find little need for the internet, because most of it is just useless ads anyway.
And as for video games, I have a bunch of stuff downloaded from steam I need to beat, and an snes emulator with games I need to beat.
No big deal.
If anything, I'd rather be totally without a computer.
I would be less distracted with no facebook...and would start reading the newspaper, us weekly, and cosmo...I wouldn't have to pay bills for my iphone and thank god i'm done with school...imagine having to go to the library for research. i would do most my shopping by phone through catalogues...life would be okay
When I was in high school, I was at a boarding school where we were not allowed to use the internet. 4 months without it. It wasn't something I even thought about after a few weeks. I knew it would be there when I got back, and so it was.
I have gone about a week before. But, smartphones, it makes it more difficult to stay away. Not to mention, those phones are probably planning something against us.
iPhones make it impossible to not use the internet on a daily basis.
hmm... I could go a long ass time. I've made it 3 months, no problem.
Having fun isn't hard, if you got a library card.
Om nom nom!
meh, people would find other ways to communicate. they might even start using the phone and leaving the house to talk to people again. crazy.
The longest for me was 3 days. (this was when my computer had a virus)
2 weeks. When my ISP fucked up with me! But doesn't count cos I have internet access at work.
I'm actually testing that question out a bit myself now. Baby steps though.
i think i went at least a week
Not having internet would horribly impede my job search, and would mean my husband couldn't work from home, and we only have one car, which would mean I would probably be stuck at my shit job anyway, and that might just kill me.
If it weren't for that though, we'd be fine without it. We don't actually own a computer so as soon as my sister wants her laptop back, I am internet-less again. I do like being able to research, and I like being able to shop around from the comfort of my bean bag chair, but I've lived without those conveniences and can do so again.
I have several backups so it is ok if one source of the Internet goes down.
I need fapping material.
Having it right in front of me but not work would be more infuriating than having to sit through Star Wars: Episode 1, definitely. A good 90% of the reason for frustration would be because of how dependent my iOS devices and apps are on Cloud Storage now.
I've only downloaded 20 gigs of porn. When it runs out, I am done for.
Our world was different before instand communication, but it was in a good way. Families were not lost by internet porn sites where children and women, especially, can be lured by their death by a false lover, more like a demonic soul with computer skills, and we waited; Yes we waited for a love letter that meant something. Westen Union might bring the joy of the birth, money, or the loss of a loved one, but it was a time for family to gather to hear the news. Phone lines were all overland, and on a party line; Even the best eavesdropped -- a little. One read news and absorbed it, for they would think about it and wait for the next editorial or first page story. We had some patience, and we had some time, you might even presume, and rightly so, that we cared deeply about all that came over those wires or in the male. Probably best of all, we did not worry about some demon decided they could break in to the Department of Defense and set off nuclear missles to end life as even you know it. The beautiful part of no communication except for the early forms was the lack of noise and people being able to converse. I keep waiting for some giant booming voice to come over the skies and to proclaim; "Would you give it a rest; Would you shut up, for all human beings need to know the joy of silence to the extent a leaf can crush, a bird can call, and the wind may rush through other trees. The noise is apt to change the world in even larger ways, and we might lie down and weep if we ever know all of nature's symphonies which have never before been heard. Barbara Everett Heintz, Author, "Pinkhoneysuckle," on Amazon; Thanks for the question.
I am dependent on Internet for work, so if it were just my Internet to go down I'd be screwed. But if the whole world went without it, I could last several weeks most likely. I bet I'd be itching for that first week until I adjusted, though.
I would only go insane when my daughter was sleeping and my husband is at work. That's usually when I'm online and to calm myself down for the night, so, those times I'd be trying to find some other interest.
I'd send smoke signals ala native america and start a tribe. sorry i got side tracked. Theo's a trip and a half isn't he.
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