June 25, 2012

  • Photoblog: Dining Adventures.
    A collection of photos during my gluttonous states within the past few months.

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    You know it just by the sauce. Famous Halal Guys chicken and rice.

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    Being that it was 10,000F in NY last week, I grilled in my boxers. Don't judge me. Except the hot girl across the street, how do you like your steak? (I also just noticed if you tilt your head to the right, the steak looks like a seahorse.)

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    The quickest way into a woman's heart (pants)? Red velvet anything.

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    The photo does not show justice as to how huge this monstrosity is. Half an ecosystem died for this.


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    Sundae, sundae, sundae! Be there, be there, be there!

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    Last week, I grilled a steak during an inferno, dressed in only my boxers. This week, I upped the ante by grilling during a thunderstorm, dressed in just my boxers. Stay tuned for next week, when I grill during an earthquake.


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    This dude does not look like he's enjoying these cookies at all. Fellow in the back has some pedo stare.

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    The producers of this candy clearly did not think this through. I've heard of crappy candy, but not quite literally. I think I've amassed enough of these odd food items and Engrish in American supermarkets to create an album.

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    Father's day dining. Instead of bad ties and terrible mugs, we have food!

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    Popped this time capsule open last week. I was 12 and Spice Girls was at their peak when this was bottled.

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    Black truffle pasta with black truffle oil...with fresh black truffles. Once you go black...

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    Exhibit A: Homemade lox.

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    Mum's attempt at grilled shrimp 'n' veggie pizza. Buried underneath all that is a crust or a human face.

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    Work perks. This truck was here to serve my every request for three hours. FREE DIABEETUS!

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    Buffalo chicken on a pizza? Now that's a taco!

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    It's peanut butter jelly time!

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    Sizzle sizzle.

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    It's "Get Fat" Wednesday's.

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    As long as there's bacon, it's considered a breakfast item, right?


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    Come to me, my preciousss... Dinging at Chipotle.


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    Dim sum not just on weekends anymore! They're also fresh out of "human pills."

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    Lambbbb chops!

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    Compliments of the chef. The most unique aromas: coconut, pineapple, and oak.

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    120oz of damage.


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    Not enough moooooooooscato!


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    Plate #1 of 3 (all-you-can-eat sushi). Bellybutton going from innie to outtie.

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    It's healthy because I placed it on top of a salad, okay?

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    A whole farm of cows, lamb, and piggies. And "Angry Mac n Cheese."


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    Late night McSnack.

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    I love me some chicharrones!


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    Git in mah bellay!

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    I know Asian stereotypes are common, but really?

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    WHICH ONE? SO MANY CHOICES!

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    Very oxymoronic seafood. This was the size of my hand.

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    Big Mack and BBQ chicken bacon pizza. Never too early too early for xmas weight.

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    The major munchies. Pizza and canoli cake. Not in that order.

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