July 9, 2012
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BATTLE ROYALE 2012
With cheese.This past weekend marked the inauguration of Battle Royale. Friends (and soon to beenemies) were invited to a day of sun, fun, BBQ, picnicking...and DESTROYING YOUR COMPETITION IN THE BATTLEFIELD! Of course, it didn't help that this event occurred on the hottest day of the year. A cool, brisk 105 degrees to be precise. Avoiding spontaneous combustion and heat stroke was half the battle.
Here are photographic highlights of the event and results of this year's Battle Royale.
Helping set up for the event at 9:30 AM. This is 4 hours too early to wake up on a weekend.
Half the people in this photo are hungover. Advantage: ME.
The event organizers drawing names for teams. Four were created.
Sizing up the competition. Some more aggressively than others.
Team 1: The Purple People Eaters. Like them abs, ladies?
Had a bit too much fun drawing on my shirt. Too carried away? NEVER!
Team We Will Pee On You.
Team #3.
One of many events, including a relay race.
GETTING JIGGY WIT IT.
Hula hoops were not meant for dudes!
Diving through.
Passing the ring around.
PUT A RING ON IT!
This escalated quickly...
Keeping cool.
Impromptu dodgeball.
Horseshoe throwing. No horsing around.
The ice cream man made a killing off just me alone. I think I put up a second mortgage.
The winning team: Cute Bitches.
Runners up, team 4: Raging Rapists.
Third place is okay...
The most awesome team takes fourth. We're too cool to even try, really.
Moments before I farted during the group shot.
Results of five hours under the sun. Also how I felt after this event.
Comments (18)
No Asians were harmed during this event. Except egos. Many were bruised.
That looks like great fun.
I swear all you azn people look the same.... ya'll related? More familiar faces than expected.
Lol... face melted?
wait... wheres the cheese?
@eatdrinkandbemaryy - He ripped it.
so much yellow in these pictures!
every time i see dem abs man....
@eatdrinkandbemaryy - A reference to Pulp Fiction's "burger royale with cheese." Before your time.
@coolmonkey - FINALLY! If anybody were to figure it out, it'd be your wit.
@my0615 - twas fun!
@mkazama - YOU ROOKAH ARIKE!
@Thatslifekid - face planted.
@eatdrinkandbemaryy - aiyah...
@adrenalinexxx - much yerrow
@Victoriamisu - *stomach wave*
Looks like fun! Is this a yearly event?
@coolmonkey - old timers.
@suefa_lee - indeed!
@eatdrinkandbemaryy - YOU CALLING US OLD?!?!?!?! *shakes cane*
I was expecting deaths!!
hey there's justin! lol...looks fun
@iKitts - what in the...small world.
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