August 6, 2012

  • Drunken Olympics.
    Fitting more in a single day than an obese person squeezes into their jeans.

    Office Olympics.

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    To celebrate this year's summer Olympics, our office introduced the first Office Summer Olympics. Varying events spread across two weeks, it marked the first day's events, which included archery. I represented team USA. It was only fitting that my t-shirt was made in China.

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    I spy a bunch of drunks.

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    HELLO, SWITZERLAND!

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    I can't believe Team Tanzania is leading the scoreboard. And yes, that's a viking helm in the background for team Norway.

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    I couldn't stop yelling "Katniss!" every time he took a shot to throw him off. It backfired and he hit 4 bullseyes.

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    Event: Basketball. As team USA, let's just say our performance was not representative of the real Team USA.

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    AMURICA!


    Geoff @whotakethmycoke's birthday.

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    First stop, Hide-chan. Free pork buns with every beer. $2 large drafts, too? Aww yeahhh!

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    Fifteen minutes into having a table, we already make our way on their Blacklist.

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    @mkazama shows up just in time...to play catch up.

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    Ricky looks on as I bite into delicious pork belly. It was more belly than meaty.

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    BUT YOU CAN'T RESIST ME FEEDING YOU WHEN I'M DRUNK!

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    We had a chugging contest. The loser would have to not only eat pork bell fat, but this concoction of soy sauce, sesame seeds, and pork broth.

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    Mixing it in. I made a preemptive face just in case I lost and passed out due to ingesting this bowl of fail.

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    Guess who lost?

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    @behindthedimples goes in for a closer look.

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    "This isn't so ba--..."

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    "...oh God, what have I done?"

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    Washing that all down with some real food. Fried chicken and pork dumprings!

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    As you couldn't tell, the alcohol has been setting in for a while.

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    "Normal faces, people. MORE NORMAL!"

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    She is not normal!

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    Since this wasn't my camera, and was trusted by @mkazama to take pictures in her absence, I made sure to leave some surprises.

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    I spy a hipster!

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    I SEE YOU!

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    Receiving a helping hand (pun intended) by @behindthedimples.

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    Why yes, I will!

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    A wild @scrooge0 appears!

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    Sleeping in my imaginary bed, next to @infinitiny.

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    SURPRISE!

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    Never mess with a drunk girl's food. Otherwise you get a free tattoo out of it.

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