September 3, 2012
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Driving With Mom.
As a licensed driver and having your mother in the passenger seat, there's nothing more annoying than this. We've all been there. The constant nagging, the "this is my last day on earth" mentality whenever she sits in the car with me, the constant reminder to stay 50 mph below the speed limit. If my mother and I were in a rally car race, and she was my navigator, this is how it'd go.
Mother: Turn by that tree stump thingy.
Me: There are a million stumps out here! Turn which way? Where?
Mother: Chris, why are you driving so fast?
Me: Did you not realize this is a race?
Mother: Look out for the puddle.
Me: It's just a puddle, don't worry.
Mother: Do you really need to be going this fast? You're going to hydroplane!
Me: UGH! Just tell me where, not how to drive!
Mother: Pull over, let me drive.
Me: No! We're in the middle of a race!
Mother: Pull this car over now!
Me: NO! UGHHHHHHH!
Mother: Don't listen to the GPS, I know a better way, I drive here every day.
Me: You drive on a dirt road through the woods on your way to work?
Mother: I packed some sandwiches for our little trip, do you want PB&J or tuna?
Me: *Sighs in defeat* Salami.Tell me I'm not the only one who hates every minute of their car ride with their mom sitting as a passenger.
Comments (103)
"WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH A HURRY!?"
For every Asian inside the car, the number of collisions increases.
"How long I leave on signal to switch 8 lane? None? I go now. Good luck everybody else!"
mom!
This sounds like my mom SO much! I can't stand driving with her. She makes little noises when she thinks we're in danger, ha.
EXACTLY. http://lovejennyy.tumblr.com/post/9510239978/fairly-accurate
Omg this is my life!! What's worse is that my mom is a worse driver than me.
My mom thinks I drive to aggressive and too fast. I like the way I drive.
My mom yells at me for driving the speed limit because it's too fast. There were also a few times when she would try to grab the wheel.
I would so love to be able to have my mom back now.
@jennfaceee - My mom thinks I'm too aggressive too haha.
Usually when my mom is driving I'm the one yelling at her. She's a horrible driver.
My mom just points when one of us asks where to turn. Then she gets upset when we didn't turn and asks us why we didn't.
@jennfaceee - That's because you've got someone who sets bad examples for you. You shouldn't be speeding until you can handle it.
@whotakethmycoke - Are you talking about M? He's a safe driver! Aggressive too, but definitely safe. I learn a lot from him since I'm always in his car.
While I had my permit, I never drove with my mom in the car. Even when it was my car we were taking. smh
@jennfaceee - Yes, him. It's one thing to learn, but it's another thing to do it. Just take it easy while you're still getting your skill level up - better safe than sorry.
My mom once missed her exit and flew backwards down the AUTOBAHN to get back to it.
Every day my mom is a passenger, is a good day.
LOL my mom tells me that I have to drive sitting as straight as possible or else I wil be seen as a prostitute
i have no idea how to even combat that comment
I make my parents drive every time we have to go somewhere. I always get comments about my driving whereas my 25 year old brother doesn't. (I'm the eldest.)
In fact, my parents were telling is yesterday about how we should be careful about how we drive now that we're in AZ and how tough AZ is on drivers. Then, while my mom is backing up out of her driveway (and mind you, she's looking at the mountains), she bumps into my brother's Jeep. And she didn't even notice the hole in her bumper until about an hour later. I totally had the "you need to listen to your own advice" conversation with her.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. That's why I blast music over her.
i want tuna
they complain less in the backseat, blindfolded and gagged
You don't know how shocked everyone was when they saw you drive.
@mkazama - lol...I drive everyday!
@laytexduckie - lol Family Guy
@Victoriamisu - I never knew prostitutes has bad posture?
My mom loves the way I drive. Yay mom
@ccrider17 - Haha point bein my mother equates everything she dislikes about the disparities in our cultures, all the nuances to being a whore. Not that simple but thats a summary
My Mom never packs sandwiches for me. :c
I simply tell my mom to shut the fuck up and let me drive, or I'm pulling over to the side of the road and kicking her ass out. She'll be WALKING from there.
@whotakethmycoke - I do take it easy. I'm not driving with my knee just yet. (:
The worst fights I've had with my mom was in the car.
My mom pumps the imaginary brakes and grabs the oh shit bar above her like I'm driving in NASCAR and shit
ugh. learning how to drive w a mom is worse. http://9gag.com/gag/4843880
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