September 17, 2012

  • The Many Face of Alcohol.

    It's known that the consumption of alcohol can affect one's mood, motor skills, and health. But did you know it can greatly affect your face? This isn't Korean plastic surgery. Once the alcohol touches the lips...game over. I go from Asian Dad's favorite grade A student to Lindsay Lohan without an ankle moniter.

    Here I am at 8:31 PM with zero alcoholic beverages consumed.

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    Hellooooooooo, ladies! Can you help feed a starving Chinese boy? For only 25 cents a day...


    Here I am at 11:41 PM after 11 alcoholic beverages consumed, including a nasty Long Island Iced Tea.

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    Want to see a magic trick?

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    I am drama.

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    Oh snap! I see yo mama's vagina from across the Hudson river!

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    The nips are usually the tastiest part.

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    CLEARLY NOT INTERESTED IN @mkazama's ADVANCES!

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    Now kiss!

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    Seconds before notifying my friend about the 2 foot spider on his neck.

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    Insert "ObamaNotBad.jpg"

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    The air tastes delicious!

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    More friends realize the air was delicious. I farted.

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    Everybody, I've a new tie!

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    Discussing the width of Paris Hiltons' vag.

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    O'DOYLE RULES!

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    OH MY GOD! Is that a new Coach bag?

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