October 11, 2012

  • 12 Dating Website Fails.

    Do Not Wants.
    A collection of the worst photos of girls on dating sites.

    I survived tornadoes and blizzards. Navigated my way out of treacherous mountains with no tour guides. Been bitten (and bit) various animals. But nothing would prepare me for this. I tiptoed in front of death's front door as I ventured into the dangerous pits of online dating.

    My eyes will never be the same. My hours of sleep will surely dwindle. I scour the websites so you don't have to. I present to you the worst of the worst.

    http://x2f.xanga.com/425e157031432283261674/w225875443.jpg
    Katy Perry really let herself go over the years.

    http://x76.xanga.com/923e157751432283351517/w225958554.jpg
    What's worse than the Duckface? An ugly duckface.

    http://xc4.xanga.com/082e117231433283261673/w225875442.jpg
    ERMERGERD! GERD CHURS SERMERCHES!

    http://x89.xanga.com/06fe1a6408132283261754/w225875518.jpg
    Dead grape leaves. Absolutely fascinating!

    http://x40.xanga.com/b95f8b6a31433283261672/w225875441.jpg
    "What I look for in partner is hair. Lots."

    http://xf3.xanga.com/cfde166468132283261753/w225875517.jpg
    Special talent? Walks on water.

    http://xad.xanga.com/2f0f847131333283261751/w225875515.jpg
    Nicki Minaj? Is that you?

    http://x0c.xanga.com/1b8f9444c1230283440707/w226040370.jpg
    Fake tan? Check.
    Duckface? Check.
    Taking photo with iPad? Check.
    Worst human alive? Check.

    http://xb4.xanga.com/6c2f807331330283261750/w225875514.jpg
    She's a hairstylist. No joke.

    http://xd3.xanga.com/3e7e046408135283261749/w225875513.jpg
    A wild emo appears!

    http://xd6.xanga.com/297e006468132283261748/w225875512.jpg
    First date.

    http://xc9.xanga.com/a78e1a7731332283261747/w225875511.jpg
    Dad must be so proud! Or in jail.

    Have you tried online dating before? What was your experience like?

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