October 22, 2012

  • Random Thoughts For Monday.

    My Child Is An Honor Student.
    And nobody cares if he or she is. Why is the fridge the recommended area for putting up your kid's As and perfect test scores? If I really wanted to exploit my kids, I'd laminate their tests and tape them on our "Welcome Mat"

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tJrY_Bs3Ck0/TMR1NcuNJ8I/AAAAAAAAAEg/K1spbSkSAqQ/s200/At.JPG
    "YOU GET A OR GET OUT OF MY HOUSE." -Said every Asian dad.

    Office Stereotypes.
    "You look like the one who would know this...where can i get bootleg ps3 games?" - Coworker

    Texts from my mom.
    Friday:
    "dun drink toooo much til you throw up"

    Saturday:
    "I'm going to an after party."

    Random Photos of the Day

    http://xc9.xanga.com/c96f4032c1d33256285912/w203860574.jpg

    http://x81.xanga.com/ea6f572346533256969121/m204451541.jpg
    The Party in a Bag.

    http://xe3.xanga.com/a3ce1735d0432278907933/w222176512.jpg

    http://x89.xanga.com/defe1337d0432278907932/w222176511.jpg
    How men clean toilets.

    http://x6d.xanga.com/c9af8531d0432278907931/w222176510.jpg
    GENIUS!

    http://x28.xanga.com/914e1003d0432278907930/w222176509.jpg

    Anyone want in on this?

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