November 26, 2012
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The Dating Website Experiment.
OkCupid: Real Online Dating Emails From Random Dudes.
Sure, we all hear about friends or good people connecting with each other via online dating sites then meeting up and finding success. But sites like OkCupid, Match.com, and others aren’t all happy endings with puppies and wedding bells. In fact, some of the weirdest things grow out of dating websites.
Partnered with @lovejennyy by asking her to fill out some basic profile information and using her photos, we set off to find out what type of men we'd encounter. Here's what information she filled out. We made this girl "Cammy" pretty much someone you'd hate at a party due to her loud, obnoxious laughter and disregard for normal alcohol consumption.
Now here are the best of the worst messages from men. I try and communicate with them without dropping a few brain cells. At some points, I almost dumbed myself down to a Neanderthal. I was borderline incoherent, and I'd be better off just pounding capital letters with my fists until I either bled to death or beat my computer beyond repair. Fair warning, it can get downright ugly in here.
Comments (88)
I WANT SUSHI!
Better to stay single.
U cut me up!
This is great. you two are funny!
Somehow, I'm not surprised at any of this.
I'm surprised you didn't put "we could be cumming all over each other" and the "I want to give you a relaxing full body massage"
Claiming you had a penis didn't have the immediate effect you'd think it would. It's like they are actually considering it.
I don't know whether to facepalm or giggle incessantly.
Seriously, this is one of the better dating experiments I've seen.
haha... now everytime i see a profile with hot girl profile pic, i'd assume it is you
LOL
Man, that was frightening! See, THIS is why I'm glad I'm not single. I mean, how would you know who's real?? And do people really think leading with "Are you horny?" actually works?!?!
hahahahahahah oh my god this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trollin' all the way xD
I almost wanted to do my own little experiment on that site
This made my day. HA!
Lolx!
So much poop. I'm glad I am only drinking wine right now.
I don't miss that site lol
yea we get it. there are creeps on the internet.
Haha awesome....
experiment eh?
This is hilarious! Thanks for posting it.
Oh ah bibitty bopittty had me rolling for some reason xD for an extremely long time.
Freaking hilarious.
@lovejennyy - Did you maybe go to New York Comic Con? There were quite a few Kitanas but I swear you look familiar.
buaahhaha oh man too funny
Sure you weren't looking for your replacement boyfriend?
This IS funny...but some (all) of it seems kind of cruel...
As obnoxious as most of those guys were, this seems kind of mean.
For totally legitimate reasons, I check my ex-husband's match.com profile every now and then... he's got the creepiest profile ever. I wonder what sort of messages he sends out.
Poot poot poot...
"O damn that sucks u hav a penis" lololol
LMAO, soooo damn hilarious.
I of course would have questioned your age choice and then saying you had graduated from college and was making 100,000-150,000 dollars, just sounds fishy to me. LOL
But this was a funny experiment for sure! Thanks for posting you two.
Oh man I am happy I am to old for this kind of stuff.
I completely lost it over the Italian guy...
Ah, all I got were "Does it matter that I'm married?", "Do you care that I'm a felon," "Can you pick me up from High School?" I think I'd find such an experiment amusing!
omg you are the best!!!!!!! I was on hold with dell customer service because they screwed something up and I was laughing the whole time I was trying to sound angry.
Hilarious. Kinda pathetic in some ways, but at least not every guy was a complete weirdo. The Taylor Swift thing was kinda hilarious though.
Geez! I'm glad I'm not single.I can't believe this is actually the way folks talk to one another. I thought it was xangan spiel.
lmfao, soo funny.
i am now tempted to do the exact same
SO MUCH FUN
*slow clap* Oh my god, I DIED laughing, hahahaha
WTF LOLOLOLOLOLOL you're too fucking funny
Hilarious! Have you both swapped profiles and answered messages for each other?
This almost beats out my profile.
Almost.
--Yao Wentiao
LOL too funny.
Oh my goodness... Some of the response are so funny, and some of them are sick.
LOL so many fish in the sea. but so many you have to throw back in.
Fun. That was awesome.
hahhaahha oh man this really makes me not want to sign up for any of those sites EVER
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