December 19, 2012

  • The End of the World.

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    Sadly, this will be my last blog post. The Earth is going away.

    I've reason to believe based on research (rhymes with 'ikipedia') that the end of the world is coming. If fact, it's sooner than you might think. December 21st, 2012 is the day. That's it. Kaput. The Mayans said so. Sort of. Not really. It's all over the news and the Internet, so I'm pretty sure it's happening.

    On December 22nd I'm fairly certain that the Xanga website, servers, and bags of eProps that live within their offices and server rooms will still be there. But what good is Xanga if nobody's around to use it?

    I, for one, am making preparations by doing everything I've always wanted to do!

    I started by selling everything I own.

    As of about a week ago, I've stopped wearing clothes.

    I'm trying one new illegal drug a day for the rest of my life.

    I'm devoting all of my free time to the creation of minimalistic (read: horrendous) art.

    I've discovered a newfound appreciation for fire, cheap fireworks from Chinatown, and things that glow (in stick form).

    I've got piercings in my nostrils that are so big you can see right through them!

    I've attempted to barter for goods and services with bottled water, alcohol, and sex (key word: attempted).

    I've learned to juggle fire and swallow swords.

    Wait a minute...

    The Mayans didn't predict the end of the world. They predicted Burning Man!

    DAMN IT.

    I...have to make some phone calls.

    Also, does anyone know how long LSD lasts?

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    The War Z

    Keeping with the apocalyptic theme, have you heard about the highly controversial zombie game, The War Z? The War Z is so that Steam stopped selling it and issued refunds. Naturally I had to get it. Here's the video.

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