October 21, 2005

  • Come one, come all, come see the next "Gucci_Man" in the making.

    Do we have no shame? Preying on women when you're "supposedly" married,
    and have children? I'll have you know, pedophilia is punishable by the
    full extent of the law, and damn it, when you land in jail, your arse
    will be a gaping hole like the Texan's defensive line. "So what's all
    this hubjub about, Chris?"

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    Caught with a smoking gun, just like Osama.

    I rest my case.

    Do I really need to stress this mess further? Do we have no shame? I
    mean, look at the solid evidence. He's always first, like a child
    chasing after the ice-cream truck, to leave a comment on her site. The
    man is friggin' dirty (sorry, Freudian slip) thirty years old! Based on intel, he has kids.
    Oh, that's a shame.

    Surely, this is certain to bring some much needed traffic to sex
    offenders
    online    .

    But what's a blog without a great story time reading? Gather 'round the
    campfire kids, Uncle Chris is about to share with you a great journey
    through "Theologians fun time hour looking through a picture book,
    featuring RiceBunny!"

    Once upon a time...


    ...in a deep, dark, dripping cave atop a farmhouse(?) lived an aging man.


    Troubled by his past, he seeked and preyed upon young saplings much,
    much, younger than anyone could possibly imagine. Stories were told,
    few were spoken of in the public.

    Much relief was brought every night,
    though he lived in shame. Many would see him at the darkest of hours
    peering through their windows, but no traces of him were ever found.

    Do you think pedophilia is bad? Do you know of any pedophiles or thinking of becoming one?

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