March 6, 2007
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The Only Puff I Enjoy are in my Pastries.
You may recall my latest stint with this tragedy to society in my Ricebunny Chronicles. That is of course the "Cheek Puff" phenomenon raging across the globe like a Californian forest fire. Spicy!
I received another message regarding this matter and quickly went to investigate.
"Hey, you know a while back you posted about (I hope it
was you.... I'm pretty sure it was you, not that many of my subs make
fun of people the way you do) girls who like puff out their cheeks and
take wide-eyed pics (I'm so tempted to take one now...). Etc. I don't
really random surf around Xanga much so I was pleasantly amused when I
stumbled on this http://www.xanga.com/casumi and had to tell you...
because OMFG WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA it's too funny for me to even
talk right now hahahahah PS I can't read Chinese so I have no idea wtf
she's saying"
Posted 3/1/2007 9:53 AM byMy findings were how you say...not very shocking. Prepare for seizures and temporary blindness.
If you're about to vomit because of your faux-fur jacket, I understand. Just aim for the toilet.
Remember when your mother said to treat women nicely?
She was lying.
Here's a clear example why not to.
Double the fun...double the fugliness.
Oh yeah, cause you know...you weren't ghastly to begin with...
Geezus, that has to be the biggest chin the east side of Asia.
Must be related.
Throwing in some Ricebunny for good measure.
Degrading Sports Photo of the Day
Oh no you d'int!
Comments (119)
:BLECH:
FIRST!!!! ZOMG!@#!@!@!
I wonder who told them that was awesome.
They were greatly mistaken.
Ugha... not like they weren't ugly to begin with. Why flaunt it
lol ahahaha =)
Fatness - a sign of great wealth. >.>
omg u r so meen
y u say tings lyk dat
that isht cracks me up!
ricebunny ftw over these girls any day.
on second though... ricebunny any day!
she likes to post screen captures of how many eprops and comments she gets. wow. that's, like, lame...
"Remember when your father told you to treat women nicely?"
"She was lying"
you had a transexual dad? weird, man.
U still love me =-P
you wear a wig back in 2005?
a lot of the pics on her site show her having ducky fish lips.
Oh yeah, fyi, I did the whole puffing cheeks thing a couple years ago, wayyy before it got crazy. Hey get me a Bootleg of Spiderman 3, I know you Yankies have em!
so depressing...sigh.
I could use a copy of Spiderman 3 too.
what is the purpose of the puffy cheeks and big eyes?...looks like a fish!
dear god that was way too ugly for words.
you know what else i don't understand? girls that wear fake eyelashes that look way too long and completely drag queen-ish. you should write something about that.
You are so mean...hahaha...
Haha, way to lampoon the ugly.
that is pretty mean haha..
oh yes she did!
In that one pic she looks like Jim Carrey's chin in "The Mask." O_o
my god, i just went to her site. yikes! and did you notice, she gets a lot of comments and eprops, oh noes!
These are so overrated, i dont find it too amusing anymore. I just don't know why people take pictures to enhance their ugliness and even have the gut posting them up...
her site is sooooooo fobby. how does she get so many comments? she's even more perky than ricebunny if that's possible haha. but ricebunny is awesome while this girl seems really fake.
When you least expect it, I might just suddenly blow you..
...off for a different dinner companion
*puff cheeks*
i so kyoote! ^_^
the third picture depicts the word TRIFLENNNNNNNNNNN'
i read your ricebunny chronicles..
wow.
havent laughed like that in months.
my stomach aches from the laughing.
just wow. funniest entry ever.
ouch. MIS OJOS!
erm, what if one is naturally wide-eyed?
hahah RICEBUNNIES.
at least michelle is pretty...
maybe this chickie just likes to munch a lot and that's why her cheeks are so puffy, they're always full of food.
Ughhhhh I wish she was eliminated
Yes i got xbox premium it was awesome. i didnt know it came along with all the shit it did.
i even got ghost recon and a 20 dollar gift certificate cause it was on a special.
Wow..the girl on the right does have a big chin.
Now I kind of want to take a Cheek Puff picture of myself....:[
huh...
haha the asian puffycheek syndrome..interesting.
atleast ricebunny still looks good when she does it.
yeah ok chopping off my penis now.
NOT AGAIN!
oh dear. these poor unfortunate souls
Man, her site caused my computer to lag. =/
Her pictures are freakishly.. yeahhh.
hahahha i bet you enjoyed her picture slideshow =p
i think they went to my old school
xanga bombs, anyone?
Methinks she was suffocated.
wahahaha
I like it when you post and entry like that
HOLD ON.
I THOUGHT ALL ASIAN WOMEN ARE EXOTIC LOOKING AND PRETTY?!?!
/sarcasm
I don't think this is mean I think it's honest.
And they probably can't read your post anyways.
You CRACK me up!
BTW, have you heard about these "Purity Balls"? Odd.
kuo's a loser. "first" HAH! as if
oh no you di'n't!
hahahaha that's funny.
lol
see her eyes, she's very those black contact lenses that make her eyes look bigger than they really are.
ugh.
*wearing
hahahaha...how doing a report on that MAD sexy lip puckering/kiss blowing pout all the girls are posing now?
lol, the block from mario...excellent!
hey ive just joined lovin the pics by the way
comment back xxxx
Keep that up and you'll end up with Jazz cheeks
http://www.members.shaw.ca/winecountrystudios/trumpet.jpg
haha
ouch zing
why do you always make the first comment on your post?
is that your way of showing pwnage?!
ricebunny is a cutie.
looks.can.be. very. deceiving.
aw geez. i'm suspicious of good-looking people. they see their face in the mirror every morning/evening. they know they look good. and they can use it to get what they want. some do it way too often. damn them. i'm always weary of their motives (good-looking people that is). however, there are some pretty decent people out there who look wonderful on the outside and are even more wonderful on the inside. now that's what i'm talking about. good-looking people who aren't ms./mr.hoity-toity-looka-meee types of people. grounded. with a pinch of humour. nice. unfortunately that's a rarity now. just look. all these superficial bull.
caution: ''haha'', ''lol'', and "i love you" phrases are OVERRATED.
if i see another one of those fake online laughs/careless i love you's i'm going to smash something, anything to bits.
stop. using. them.
ARGH..argh.
losar
I go away for a year, come back, and you're STILL posting about RiceBunny.
Why don't you just ask her out already.
theaters, eh?
eek someone gave you zero eprops. oh noes!
"Prepare for seizures and temporary blindness." ....... understatement of the year -_- *sigh* lolol ricebunny for good measure...CLASSIC!!
After looking at her site... I am terrified. So hideous, taking pictures... of her rice like that.
Holy shit that was hilarious
yeah, well ricebunny is still cute though.
hah
speakin of puffs, i had the beard papas while i was in HK! they were quite yummy and now i want to eat one. they are tricky in HK too. their subway stations have like all these cute little bakery and pastry shops including beard papas...and since we always took the subway, i always wanted to eat yummy goodies...
haha oh mayn ... i have to admit having a few pics like that ...
but its so damn cliche with all the asian people here in cali, so i'm like "fuck it .. i aint scared to be different." haha
WOW, WOW, and WOW
great pictures. looks like ur good at what ur doing =]
Ahahaha
I wonder if girls will start injecting botox on their cheeks...hehehee
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