April 18, 2007
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Separation Anxiety
(Photo from 2002. I feel old.)
As you may all know by now, the Cho-Pack™ (patent-pending!) has arrived at NBC's newsroom, chock full of media goodness (a journalist's dream).
You'd think someone who attended college would double-check their
shipping addresses and have slightly better penmanship than his obvious
hieroglyphics-like handwriting.Because we all look alike...
i dont know if im the only one saying this, but u remind me of that korean shooter. =X lol
The original boy scout
DramatizationWell, I suppose I see some similarities:
the American soil we both took these photos on, and maybe our Asian
background, perhaps? Uncanny resemblance!She just ruined my day; comparing me to him? I'd never wear that fishing vest. It was so last season.
Cho Seung-Hui: True Copycat
As these photos and videos unfolded on NBC this evening, I couldn't but
help notice something so appalling, so shocking, something nobody
picked up. UNTIL NOW!Cho Seung-Hui is unoriginal!
Trinity: Biting my style? Dodge this!
Neo: Whoa!
Lara Croft: Hand over your newborn. Now.
Will Smith's Wife: You ain't Fresh! You ain't Bel-Air!
Chow Yun Fat: You have dishonored the famiry.
Blackshadow: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, OPTIM...CHO!*Increase the peace. Shoot responsibly.
Oh, and some people died in a bomb blast. Just thought you might want to know. You know, cause this stuff is, you know, so far from home. And what happens on our soil is utmost important.
Iraq? What's that?
Comments (159)
I swear, this is the last post concerning this matter.
lol...you're missing a vest!!
Two pictures from the Matrix? Change it up!
you got the look down
4th! ;p
lol
Oh Chris.....
Sorry, but you don't look constipated enough in the dramatization.
What about my beloved Lara Croft???
chris, you crack me up! XD
i would like to see you with the hammer
I keep thinking Choi Seung-Hui resembles someone I know...
btw chris, you're the better looking twin hahaha
lol hes like your twin
:: shakes head.::
yes. because all asians look alike. :: rolls eyes.::
american's are stupid. there's a reason my 18 year old friend Shota can get away using his 34 year old cousin's driver's license.
Maybe YOU were the shooter, then found a korean twin and shot him, then gave him the gun and smeared his fingers all over it.
Yep, that's exactly what happened.
Why do you have a Patrick doll? That's OG.
agreed, 32 people just died somewhere as im writing this, from drunk driving, murder, war.
HAHAHA, I laughed out loud at this post. Does that make me a bad person? It was hilarious to me...XD
VA Tech is more important because it was the unnecessary death of several of America's youth aged 18-23, whereas Iraq is...
Oh, wait.
iraq???
haha sike
He just wanted people to say hello to his little friend(s)
I think only Asian people can tell the difference between you two. I'm half, does that count? Hah.
You look a tad alike, but your smiley face and Patrick doll are so much more manly & intimidating. He's def. the copycat.
All y'all do look alike, kinda scary man.
~~~~ShArky~~~~
SharkysWorld.com
In some of the pictures, I thought Cho was pretty hot. I woulda hit that shit. AHHAAHHAAAA JOKESSSSSSS. You're much better in bed I bet. HAHAHAAH, okay. I have to stop making myself laugh so hard. It's okay, I got the general grouping earlier this week, people left and right jokingly gffaw at the idea that since i'm Korean too, that I might shoot em up. Stupid whiteys haha! No, but really, how ARE you in bed?
AHHAHA. I really, have to stop.
keanu!
why does he look so different?? I thought he had hair...
Haha, he doesn't look like that guy from my Algebra 2 class anymore. >_>
Hmm, now that it has been pointed out, you do remind me of him, haha.
you're right.. Americans do take the deaths of tens of thousands of human beings for granted in Iraq but, your entry is stupid as fuck..
who gives you the right to belittle the death of 33 in the Virginia Tech Shootings.. the pain & sorrow that's come from this..
and all these people that "LOL" at your heartless mockery of a incredibly serious situation.. grow the fuck up.
Bwahahahahaha.
*ahem*
I'm sorry, this is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
No way you guys look alike! :O And plus, you have better guns (the smilie face and Patrick) than he does. Pfft!
no, your eyebrows are far less scrunchy. iraq is america's toy for when it's get bored for a lot of people. that's sad.
schmancy counter btw. it goes switchy-switchy.
sigh...
stressball and patrickstar!
bring the hammer down!
action mode!
you forgot the vest =]
... and where's lara croft in that set?!
nice observation
Bring back the John Woo references!
damn dude, dont do that you almost look like the guy!
oh, but you know, these people killed in iraq aren't as important, cuz they're not, you know, american or anything.
rofl@smileyball&patrick.
bam! bam!
You wacky Asians...
wait, that guy looks like you.
love the patrick doll
I was actually thinking the same thing. Was it yesterday that over a hundred people died in Iraq due to some car bombs? I believe the bombs only got mentioned a few times. I'm in no way saying that what happened in VA wasn't tragic...it was, but to down play other atrocities just because they haven't taken place on American soil isn't right.
Don't shoot anyone with Patrick!
D:
lol i remember my teacher told us about his trip to france i think.. he met some americans and they asked him if he really lived in an igloo (i'm from canada). . . . um, this is regarding the stereotype of asians.. i don't know how it is related but.. yes. ANyways, funny post. I like how you used patrick as one of your props, very nice.
Caka's got jokes. I don't know if I should hug you or run, just run. Unsubscribe everyone! Haha j/k.
I think it must be the hat, but I agree with who ever said you don't look constipated enough. Good effort though.
Yea, All black people look alike and all asians look alike and I am pretty sure all hispanics (ahem mexicans) look alike.
there was this quote from iris chang's book...
something like "if it's too far from home, no one really cares too much about unless he/she has a personal connection to it"
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
I love you, Cakalusa.
I put my glasses on my Korean friend and he looked exactly like Cho. And now I keep telling him to not blow up the school.
Cho Pak is also a failed emo kid.
ahahahha
dude cakalusa u look just like him.
i guess asians do all look alike...
You do NOT "all look alike". I know some of us are saying that just to be funny. But some people are saying it, in the guise of a punchline, but they really MEAN IT! Of course, who am I to judge which is which? Nobody. So I'll just be quiet now.
However, for the record: You are way sexier than Cho-Pack. If only I was single, childless, and living in NYC...*sigh*
palestinians die every day.. for what reasons.. i have sympathy.. but may`b not enough. not that i hate america. or anyone it it.. but shit WAKE THE HELL UP.. america's goverment and all the bush goers should go do horrible things to THEMSELVES, not others.
when bush is on t.v it's a JOKE
omfg. that stupid mofo just destroyed 32 lives that had so much potential. he isn't worthy enough to have this much publicity around him after he's died. he better fucking rot in hell
http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1067233172280_2003/10/28/face_off,0.jpg
Hahaha XD Nicely done, Chris.
but i get the point though. shoot people with love and smiles. lol .
LOL. You guys do have a resemblance, haha.
LOL .
Yeah, what about the rest of the world? meh, BORING.
i dunno, but i was more depressed by this =(
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime_file/2007/04/16/2007-04-16_pervert_tried_to_kill_her-2.html
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime_file/2007/04/17/2007-04-17_torturer_on_tape.html
i am going to shoot you with my kimchi gun!
Patrick!
Mr. Anderson...
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA.
Your face is more oval though, which is good.
Honestly, you could be the only person to turn this matter into a laughable one.
weird to make jokes...but necessary. We're not all humorless pyschos..
pretty much. Just because the shooting hit very close to home, Iraq just suddenly dissapeared. Patrick Star is awesome.
yeah it's pretty f-ed up how they are making is to blatant he is Koren- so what? Peace to those families
i wonder if 24 will make a series out of this, because they've been milking the arab terrorist thing for about 3 seasons
"Jack Bauer is on a mission.... a mission to bring down all the angry Koreans"
I suppose I can see the resemblance.
Hey! It's Patrick!
And kudos to the last snippet.
'I couldn't but help notice something so appalling, so shocking, something nobody picked up. UNTIL NOW!'
I did. 10 minutes after it was reported = xanga time.
Copied from Eric and Dylan. Sheesh. Be more original, Seung (Hui)!
Ok your crazy but I like that about you. You crack me up.
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Iraq? It's London, according to some American school-kids when asked to point it out on the map.
OMFG~ PATRICK~~~~!!!!!!!!!! WTF are u doing there????
Oh dear god!
a little similarity, but NOT as far as saying that all asians look like or you 2 are dead-ringers for each other.
let's talk about how sad it is that some ignorant bastards are harassing asian kids now:
Asian kid walks to his college music class with his clarinet case in hand.
Idiot kid says ALOUD sarcastically, pointing to the instrument, "I wonder what's in there."
Jerks...
i think you look sexier in a dress
This dude was playing way too much Tomb Raider.
OPTIM... CHO!
the media is trying to make a connection between "violent" korean movies and his actions now...how ridiculous.
...does he have a double chin in that pic w/ the guns?
and it's not that he's unoriginal, its that the matrix is encouraging the youth to engage in gun violence, along with every video game ever created! ban them all!
: P
You don't really look like Cho, but you look 10x more badass than him with the smiley squeeze ball and plush patrick.
puhahahahhahahaa
ryc: If I really had to swim...I'd be screwed. I don't know how.
HAHHAHA. Sponge bob. but you did get the mean look down.
hahah! how funny!!
Hahaha all yellow people look the same!
only if everyone holds the stuff animal like u..it be a better world.
you do look like the guy, but i thought the same thing about myself when i saw it. all asians look alike, afterall.
youre a good writer, eh? you have a good way of taking things like this and confidently writing about it, and even bringing up other things that we should know about. just wanted to let ya know
-wes-
I don't know what's mo gangsta, Patrick or that poster behind you
Patrick the starfish is so hot.
4th pic > *
You should submit your headshot to all the major networks to play him in their inevitable concurrently-released tv movies, but make sure to address it correctly to NBC.
what episode is that transfomers pic from?
i thought i'd watched them all..............god dammmmit......one episode to go.............
wth...that girl's gotta get new glasses.
humorous and yet very profound way to end the entry. heh.
i dont know if it matters, but the first thing that was released about the gunman was that they thought he was a chinese nationalist >_>
Iraq? what's going on there?
i think if one of the victim's family members or friends read this, they would be disgusted by this entry, and rightfully so. i'm honestly surprised that you didn't get more hateful comments concerning this entry, and that fellow xangans actually found your ridicule to be amusing.
your Chinese name is Ka-ho Lau?
lol your awesome
Mother f'er! I had shaved my head and had some portraits taken of me with a backwards cap, fishing vest, and two handguns! How am I gonna explain this to my agent?
Not sure whether to laugh or be appalled..hmmm...
I'll just laugh and play it safe.
hi! i just wanted to ask you.. i think ur profile pic w/ the hoody is sick. i've been working on portrait paintings w/ a hip hop, graffito twist and was wondering if i can paint that pic. if so, it'd be awesome if i can get the original size so i can see the details. if not, it's all good.
lemme know! thanks 
correction correction.. *graffiti twist haha sorry. ;P
lol are u serious.
i knew there was a reason why i got so many footprints.
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the media is trying to make a connection between "violent" korean movies and his actions now...how ridiculous.
Posted 4/19/2007 10:23 AM by make_love___not_war"
lol, if he was motivated by a violent Korean movie he wouldve killed his victims with a baseball bat (used in a lot of korean gangster films)
you are too funny. you do look just like him at an ANGLE.
shucks...and i always thought you looked like yao ming!
ditto aviendahla...
o.O
but so effing hilarious, all the same
=D
haha i love your imitation of the shooter. lol PATRICK IS A WEAPON!! D: lol
HAHAHHAHAHAHA. Patrick and the... SMILEY FACE!?!? So original, so original. But then, what can I expect from the one and only Cakalusa?
separation anxiety photo, you look so funny.
i don't agree with this post.
you're funny.
Do you have speech problems as well? lol He must of had alot of hate...
hi chris! i like your patrick doll.
How could she say that??? You don't pluck your eyebrows!!
"Iraq" is actually a l33t misspelling of "I rock".
at least i still have cakalusa to brighten up my day...
ok, you owe me new panties, dude. your dramatization. oh my goodness. i laugh....alot. i put it in present tense because i am still laughing while i type this.
you do look like him hah
It's sad that much of the time we don't care about what is going on elsewhere in the world... at least until we get there. Thank you for the update.
Leave my Korean bradda alone, slut!
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