April 20, 2007
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Wide World of Fugly.
"They say you can never turn a bad girl good but once you turn a good girl bad, she's gone forever."
She means
once she turns fugly, she's gone forever. If her amazing personality
and professionalism doesn't lure you in, I don't know what will!
I've always wanted to make out with Andre the Giant as well!
Hungry, hungry hippos!
Despite all the flames on that ATV, she still remains unevenly pale.
Practice makes perfect, as momma always said!
"i love sports, especially handJOBS and handjob tournaments" - Direct quote from site.Bonus Coverage:
Feel like vomiting? Why wait? Grab a snicker...or chuckle.
"DAYAMMMMN!"
Ever feel left out sometimes?
For a more dramatic reading of the above letter, go here. And no, that letter was not geared towards me.
Comments (109)
DAAAAMN!
the hippo needs to shave her moustache
lawl @ fugglies!
ekk !
Cuuuute. I love her MySpace layout.
I don't see those cleared heel shoes...something isn't right
hahahahaha. as stewie griffin said "i love this [cakalusa] fellow... yes... he's so deliciously evil!!" hahahahaha.
LOL @ the hippo! xD
hahahha the hippo
Yo! What the eff is wrong with being pale, eh? You got beef or something? Got Richard McBeef!?!?
Um.. is it wrong that the "Ever feel left out?" picture made me throw my head back and cackle like a witch and spin around in my chair? Is that even a real picture? It was staged, right? Cuz, if it wasn't... I'm gonna start feeling real guilty in about a second... .
where the hell do you find these fuglaicious women?!!?!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA--omg, you are so freakin' evil. But the "left out" picture made me laugh very hard. XDDDDD Ah Chris...AHAAHAHA so funny.
omg, close to home!!! that's my friend! ;(
where do you find so many ugly people?!
for the record
<- 9.5/10.
LOL that "ever feel left out?" pic got me WEAK! dang .. she do feel left out, don't she?
WOW, see, people have that idea where they're "beautiful by association" it's not true. , so yeah seriously. that's quite enough from the ugly box. also, that letter whoever wrote it, really needs some English lessons...... the dramatic reading, was AWESOME, was that you reading it??
aye, mis ojos!
I really, really, really, really hate it when girls wear non-flesh colored bras under sheer shirts. It is SOOOOO tacky. Then it had to be lace on top of not flesh colored. Then again maybe the shirt is just stretched beyond its limits and not sheer.
Yikes! My eyes!!! My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil, but that last picture is rather hilarious...
god, my erection is dead. you just killed my penis! i feel like talking back that woman[?] and shooting her to put myself out of misery.
so many ugly people with too much time on their hands
"Ever feel left out sometimes?"
ROFLCOPTER!
I'm a bad girl turned good!
It's not like humans (or any other creature for that matter) were able to choose their physical appearance (facial-wise) upon birth...so there's nothing wrong with being ugly or pretty...
lol at the very last pic!!! that was priceless!
Ha. I posted that a month ago. Nice.
Bah.
why do you crack me up so bad.
Hahahahaha, that letter was the best.
re: the last picture
so sad. just brought back so many *delightful* memories.
dude where do you find all these babes
and if anyone is after any proof the sasquatch is a real creature, check the last photo
Ganguro.
man...that letter--harsh hahaha.
OH yeah! Unevenly pale is my favorite!
lawl
thank you. haha, wow, hilarious post. since i think you've received enough comments regarding the other pictures, i just want to point out on the "bonus coverage" picture: damn, has no one else noticed how weird that guy's head looks? i mean, damn, his forehead is fuckin' huge. seriously. that's all = )
ps. for 'good' ones from chicago go to http://www.csguestlist.com/gallery
Oh you are cruel! But I love it.
Bastert! =)
I need to take a picture of this Pig girl at my school. She's from China.
LMAO! I loved the break up letter
I got halfway through that letter. And the grammar was so terrible, that I couldn't even go on. It was painful. It looks like she was trying to write that paper in a wild explosion of some weird epiphany. Which I guess is a lot for her "petite" brain considering she wrote like that.
Yeah, I know it couldn't have been for you, because if it was, you would have like... owned her even before she spoke. Probably terrified to challenge your ability to make things look horribly pathetic.
I know I'd be. =X
damnit! You know dry heaving is not good for me at this time of day! bahahhaha
dammmn. that left-out kept me laughing for about 10 minutes. ill probably scroll back up to see it again, and laugh for 10 more minutes!
the hippo has a shock value. geezz... it made me do a double take... it was like playing "spot the difference"... hahahaha
the last picture is hilarious. pretty mean, but wtvr.
That was an utterly and completely marvelous dramatic rendition of the letter.
HAHAHAHHAHA
Mate that audio is BLOODY HILARIOUS!!
The letter is amusing but hearing that voice... takes it to a whole new level!
(my abs hurt from laughing so hard)
I need an eyewash.
Now that's the real reason I came...to LMAO after a more than taxing week...even worse for my poor friend. Thanks though...truly.
Damn the left out one sucks bad.
man that's f***ed about the big girls in this post. well you full and well when you go out looking a mess, someone WILL say something.
who the hell wrote that letter? a fifth grader? oh my bad, fifth graders have actually proven their intelliegence.
yeah good times are comin. if i knew you better, i'd invite you and your friends. you all seem like you have fun.
Hahaha!! That's great..
Omg that last pic is hilarious!
omg!!! how that letter was hella stupid hahah!!
omg!!! how that letter was hella stupid hahah!!
hahahaha
you're hilarious!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
please,... warnings when it's not work safe...! mad people saw me cracking up at these poor girls...
Hahhahaha omgawdd you must have breadfast with Satan every morning lol The fugly ones are the ones that always try hard to get notice.
where do you find these!?
i want a handjob. ><
lolol wow that was messed up...but i see ur point...
Shit, I don't know why I'm friends with you. Haha j/k. Geez not all hippos are hungry and I'm not going to finish reading that letter. Lame!
the dramatization is great!
ahhh...the poor girl in the "feeling left out" photo!
ur blogs are like reality tv..mindless entertainment....and i love it! hahaha
another pair of panties... peed in. ok, i can't get over the hippo. oh my god, the hippo. AHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
oh, and i forgot.....ever feel left out?! ahaahahahahaha. that is sad, but funny. i'm so insensitive to this since, well, i'd be one of the four in the foreground.
that "feeling left out" pic was hilarious
where on earth did you find that badly spelled letter?
barrrrrffffffffffff Dx
i just subbed to your blog. i swear it was for your humor, and not the photos of fugly girls.
brilliant! XD
chris you're soo mean!!! XD
the last pic....i didnt even see the fat girl ahh!
HAHAHA that last pic is hilarious!
i feel bad cause those pictures made me laugh. so i feel good. uhm yeah.
Ugh, gross! XP
hahahaha I was laughing so hard on the "dramatic reading" of that break up letter. If only we all had that amazing talent then we wouldn't want to stop reading. We could even make shakespeare hilarious...
ewww.... i think my IQ just dropped 50 points reading that letter.... >_<
Thats what she said.
why is it always the really ugly girls that feel the need to makeout with each other
`Your such n ass wipe & BASTERT`!!! kekkeke oh my..
*shudders*
EVER FEEL LEFT OUT SOMETIMES?
HAHA, that was great.
A fake picture or no?
But either way, the girls in their undies made me cringe.
painful. she's def a natural blonde. no problems with the carpet matching the drapes on that one.
lol
dear lord!
and that letter, haha i saw it a couple weeks ago. classic! i love how the guy reading cant help cracking up at some parts. very nice
lawl.
Can we say ...TAKE AN ENGLISH CLASS. lol
that was the lamest letter ever.
The "more dramatic reading of the letter" is so hilarious! I can't stop laughing~ x"D
Winning that PS2 was a joke right? Aww....
The last picture was sorta sad, but then its life =x
awww that left out photo is sad.
OMG, the last one is MAD funny yet sad, but overall more funny than sad. Thanks for the good laugh.
you never fail to crack me up!
Cheers!
That bit of them 4 gurls and the woman left out,was Crazy!hahahah
where do you find this stuff?!?! that letter was the stress relief i needed from studying for finals, i spitted out my rockstar listening to it
the hippo looks scary
maggie
hahahahaha... your page is soo evil! What a badass.............. LOLZ
This, sir, is why you are king.
aw poor fat chick
in the first pic. the other girl's face bothers me.. :T
you meanie head
in the first picture, is the girl trying to do the "shocker"? cause i believe she has her fingers mixed up. hahaha very entertaining entry.
I hope I'm not as bad. LOL. The last photo is funny but i do feel really bad for that girl though!
Is that last photo real??? How sad.
the last is wrong.
that dramatic reading was freaking hilarious.
that first photo looks like the hippo is trying to make a gang sign, but is too fat to be able to do it.
the fingers you have used to dial, are too fat.
you look cool man ......... Happy day dawn
EW, i would NOT kiss that thing and that girl is busted...... butterface. ok, no just straight fugz
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